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Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough

Gina works the speiselokal, diner all day
Working for her man, she brings Home her pay
For love, mmm, for love

She says we got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it oder not
We got each other and that's a lot
For Liebe we'll give it a shot

Oh we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer

Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in when he used to make it talk
So tough, mmm, it's tough

Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night, Tommy whispers
"Baby it's okay, someday"

We gotta hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it oder not
We got each other and that's a lot
For Liebe we'll give it a shot

Oh we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer
Livin’ on a prayer

Ooh
We gotta hold on ready oder not
Du live for the fight when that’s all that you've got

Whoa we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer

Whoa we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer

Whoa we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If Du want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on Google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS oder If Du find a hemd, shirt store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the Essen court and go to a fast Essen place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a tabelle Singen elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as Du can "I Liebe THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT Tag AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until Du see an old lady/guy...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while Vor and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask Du somethingand i want Du to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Du feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Du to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi oder Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
added by xxXsk8trXxx
1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog Essen is a beautiful thing to watch when Du are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when Du sleeeeeep.

13. Bye sagte Santa while eating Blitzen.
added by XxKeithHarkinxX
Source: Google
just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped Von terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds stahl, stola it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket stahl, stola it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall Wand and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 Sekunden and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten Minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Du can get to Mitmachen in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department Von sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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This was definitely the most difficult Liste I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. Du can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the oben, nach oben 10 and just listing the other women and Wird angezeigt pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for Du guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope Du enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to Kommentar and I can't wait to hear what...
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(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive Du to madness Von letting Du figure out why the heck I sagte pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, oder perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...
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These are my oben, nach oben 15 LEAST Favorit Berühmtheiten and just like with my oben, nach oben 15 Favorit Berühmtheiten Liste I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell Du how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to Zeigen that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a Liste like this pretty much just sagte they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my Liste and please keep in mind this is just my...
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added by shiriny
I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I Liebe her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, oder movie. Please Kommentar and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The schwan Princess, Anastasia,...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of Du might have heard of the game Facade. those of Du who have, Du probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
_____________________-_____________________
Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she sagte "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they sagte yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - Du should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)



43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



44.
Name: James Buckley...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are Du really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he sagte that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can Du tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by Hinata-Snow
I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. Du will never find anybody who can give Du a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell Du that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling Du that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed Von the federal government is entertainment.
5. Du should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests Du think she's pregnant unless Du can see an...
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Man: Where have Du been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen Du someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this sitz empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Du sit down.

Man: Your place oder mine?
Woman: Both. Du go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do Du do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do Du like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF Du DON'T PASS THIS ON Du DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All Tag long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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