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i was bored and decided to talk to cleverbot and well.....here's the results

Me: hi

Cleverbot: where the h*ll have Du been!?!?

Me: nice to see Du too, so are Du human oder robot

CB: human you're a f*g robot with no d*mn life and Du want to stalk little kids and r*ape them

Me: so many thing wrong with that XD

Cb: what's wrong with it? -.-

Me: well im human for one, if i were a robot i wouldn't be able to stalk little little kids and r*ape them now would i?

Cb: Shut up -.-

Me: No! you.

Cb: I'll eat your hand!!

me: wth! o.0

Cb: yeah! you'll run Home and be like "mommy my hand! my hand! it's was eaten!" Du dumb *ss

me: my mom is dead -.-

Cb: so? whats your point?

me: my f*cking mom is dead Du heartless b*astered and Du think Du have a right to talk about her like that?!?

Cb: Du ate your moms d*ck!!!!!!!!!!

me: i'll mess Du up -.-

Cb: i'm sorry :(

Me: Du are?!?! :D

Cb: no1 i hate you! XD

me: *gives the middle finger*

CB: ooooo i'm so scared........ *shakes wit fear*

Me: i'm slenderman *sshole i'll follow Du into the woods while Du collect paper i'll make static noises a creep the f*uck out of you!

Cb: slenderman does creep the f*ck out of me.

Me: ikr? :/

Cb: still f*uck Du -.-

Me: i'm a girl with taste you're nothing.

Cb: i'm a girl to and i'm not afriad to use my little parts -.-

Me: o.0 who te f*ck are you?!!?

Cb: your f*cking mate at bett tonight ;)

Me: i have to go o.0

Cb: B*tch! don't leave i was about to bring out the whip! ;)

Me: yeah um... it's 12:00 pm(i lied it was only like 10:00 am) i have to go

Cb: 12 is perfect for F*cking each other.

Me: where the h*ll are the cops? o.0

Cb: their also in the bett f*cking

Me: look! if Du don't stop i'll eat your pie!

Cb: not my pie! Du horrible monster!!!!

me: this is how i die?

Cb: your d*mn right!!! *hits with stick*

Me: *calls police* f*cking crazy *ss b*itch

Cb: in the bett yes ;)

Me: SEE Du the f*ck never again!!

at this point i got off and started a diff one

Me: hello?

Cb: Hi how are you?

Me: scared as f*ck o.0

Cb: oh, why?

Me: long story....

Cb: oh...

Me: yeah sorry

Cb: sorry why?

Me: never mind

Cb: okay :)

Me: i have to go sorry :(

Cb: do Du have a Fanpop account?

Me: yeah :D

Cb: i'll add Du :) whats your name?

Me: Canal

Cb: okay see Du later :)

Me: yeah see ya :)



so that goes for Zeigen Cleverbot can be a b*itch and it can also be your best friend :)
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