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posted by 2468244

I’m a mess when it comes to you
I got no inhibitions whatsoever it’s true
I’m not the kind of girl who runs around like this
Caught up in a kiss
Best Friends oder benefits, no

But you’re so racy, you’re my Favorit guy
So unruly, so uncivilized
Cupid got me right between my eyes
Du know Du got it real bad
Doing things that Du never did

Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Du wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess with you

With Du I never knew loving Du could be so fun
It’s true I was such a good, good girl before Du came along

But you’re so racy, you’re my Favorit guy
So unruly, so uncivilized
Cupid got me right between my eyes
Du know Du got it real bad
Doing things that Du never did

Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Du wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess with you

I’m getting speeding tickets
I’m Schauspielen just like a misfit
I’m letting my mail pile up to the ceiling
You’re making me irresponsible
‘Cause I just want to be with you
Act rambunctious and see what I do

Go hard, hit that gas
Living life like it’s all Du have
Push, push hard and make it last
All this Liebe is worth a
Mess, hot mess

Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Du wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess with you

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Stop saying "opposite sex/gender"!

posted by tamore

Expanded on from a Tumblr post I saw.

Kids, there's no such thing as an opposite gender oder sex. That belief is fucking toxic.

The phrases imply there are only two genders and only two sexes. That's very very very very wrong - take it from me, a nonbinary kid who doesn't identify as fully a girl oder a boy.

'Cause look, there are boys and there are girls. Most people are like that. But Du can also be neither a boy nor a girl. oder Du can be a little of both. oder something else entirely. There aren't just two genders and being nonbinary is probably a little Mehr common than Du think.

And there aren't...

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Crushing The Classics: The Three Little Pigs.

posted by deathding

(This is a new series where I negatively review classic stories. And yes, I do like this story and I will like all the others I will do in the future, but I just thought this was a fun idea so... There Du go.)

So I'm pretty sure Von now we all know this story. It's a timeless tale of adventure, and has a very important moral at the end. This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a wolf and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)

BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing...

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Five Nights at Freddy's Review

posted by yamishadow2001

(Note: I will swear i might rage a bit but B-E-A-R with me get it? No okay...)

Story: Du are playing as a security guard to work the night shift from 12 AM-6 AM your goal try to survive the night with a certain amount of power without getting killed for 5 nights... oder 7 we will get to that in a Minute and who is trying kill apparently "Kid Friendly" animtronics that we will also get to in a Minute as well so that is the story pretty much.

Characters: The characters are Du of course. Troll: We all know that dumbass hur hur hur! Oh shut up!*clears throat* as I was saying there is the phone guy...

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A Zodiac sign roleplay!

posted by lexidude92

Everyone is sitting on a couch (being bored)

Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv oder go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, Du can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because....

Transformers EVO Lyrics (English)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all Du can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your herz and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all Du can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do Du think...

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Dating Version 2.0: Modern Dating

posted by Dreazky

Dating Version 2.0: Modern Dating

Some of the old ways of dating could be use an upgrade. Welcome 2014 with these new and improved rules!

For most of us, the best--and usually our first--source of our dating Guter Rat is our family. We rely on the experiences and wise words of Mom, Sister, and in some cases even Grandmother, for the do's and don'ts of boys and relationships. But as years pass by, it might be time to rule out some of Mom's and Grandma's old (and old-fashioned) rules on dating and come up with reasonable guidelines that appeal to Mehr modern minds.

The Old Way:
~Date only boys who...

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My Favorit Entertainers

posted by uploaded900

For a while, I've been thinking of making an Artikel on my influential celebs and here they are. This Liste is just on entertainers. I'm not the biggest celebrity person, but these have inspired me in some sort of way and I Liebe them! Instead of putting trashy people and basic bitches (whose names I won't name) on a pedestal, here are some people I'd like to talk about who should get some credit for the great individuals that they are. I'd also like to add that it's just my opinion and I'd Liebe to hear what you've got to say.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

The Realist

Emma Watson
Emma Watson is one...

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oben, nach oben 50 funniest jokes ever!

posted by cuteasprincie

Survey reveals oben, nach oben 50 funniest jokes ever told

[HK]

A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been voted the funniest gag ever told. Researchers examined Mehr than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 and getting 36,000 people to vote for their favourites. Source: Onepoll.com

Comedy genius Tommy Cooper had Von far the most jokes in the list, which also includes gags Von Peter Kay and Lee Evans.

Jokes ranged from the legendary one-liner about a zoo with just one dog being a 'shitzu' - to ones about wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners.

The study was...