1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give Du the key.....if Du dont feed, water, and give the dog a Home he might break out....with this basic knowledge Du can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that Du gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things Du are offended Von we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like Hunde holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If Du make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when Du come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch Du strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if Du practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If Du want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining Du might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked Fotos of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If Du cant cook but Du insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the Essen we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get Du on oben, nach oben of us w/ oder w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our Friends oder anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us Von watching an action movie, oder compensation with sexual acts...
C.if Du are bored Von our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if Du dont instigate something oder tell us to unleash the dog inside Du we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us oder drag us we wont care Du could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what Du want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard Du want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night oder in the morning Von Du but if Du expect us to stay awake id suggest Du either be on oben, nach oben of us, grooming the dog, oder sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and dusche with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts Du down trying to go down, oder play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest oder your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we Weltraum out we are probably fantasizing about Du doign things we want but Du dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We Liebe getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing oder something, whether its true oder not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas Du have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask Du to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how Du look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came Home and saw Du naked, playing with youself, oder in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if Du have 50.....we have prolly 4 oder 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if Du come to bett naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where Du are because we worry about Du not because we are controlling...
28.If Du text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill Du text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and Du laugh oder make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if Du are in lingerie....
2.Those cooments that Du gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things Du are offended Von we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like Hunde holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If Du make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when Du come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch Du strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if Du practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If Du want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining Du might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked Fotos of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If Du cant cook but Du insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the Essen we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get Du on oben, nach oben of us w/ oder w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our Friends oder anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us Von watching an action movie, oder compensation with sexual acts...
C.if Du are bored Von our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if Du dont instigate something oder tell us to unleash the dog inside Du we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us oder drag us we wont care Du could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what Du want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard Du want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night oder in the morning Von Du but if Du expect us to stay awake id suggest Du either be on oben, nach oben of us, grooming the dog, oder sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and dusche with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts Du down trying to go down, oder play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest oder your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we Weltraum out we are probably fantasizing about Du doign things we want but Du dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We Liebe getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing oder something, whether its true oder not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas Du have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask Du to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how Du look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came Home and saw Du naked, playing with youself, oder in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if Du have 50.....we have prolly 4 oder 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if Du come to bett naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where Du are because we worry about Du not because we are controlling...
28.If Du text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill Du text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and Du laugh oder make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if Du are in lingerie....
