You may fall from the sky, Du may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in Liebe with me.

Do Du believe in Liebe at first sight, oder should I walk Von again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my bibliothek card. Why? Because I am totally checking Du out!!    

If a fat man puts Du in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted Du for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.    

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.    

People call me John, but Du can call me Tonight!    

Did Du have lucky charms for breakfast? Because Du look magically delicious!    

See my friend over there? He wants to know if Du think I'm cute.    

Do I know you? Cause Du look a lot like my Weiter girlfriend.    

Are Du a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.    

You’re so beautiful Du made me forget my pick up line.    

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?    

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving Du when all the Rosen die"    

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?    

Say "I bet I can KISS Du on the lips without touching you." and KISS her, then tell her Du Lost the bet.    

Are those Weltraum pants? Because your arsch is out of this world!    

Would Du sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...    

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.    

My Liebe for Du is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!    

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm Lost at sea!    
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Can Du take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!    

If Du were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.    

Do Du wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs sagte no too!    

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.    

There are 20 Engel in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.    

If I followed Du home, would Du keep me?    

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!    

I want to tell Du your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.    

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.    

Do Du know karate? Cause your body's kickin!    

I think it is time I tell Du what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!    

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated Von you.    

Du are so sweet Du could put Hershey’s out of business.    

Did Du fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!    

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.    

I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.    

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.    

I've noticed Du noticing me and I'm just giving Du notice that I've noticed you!    

If Du were a booger I would pick Du first.    

[man] Excuse me, would Du like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I sagte u look really fat in those pants!    

Can Du KISS me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?    

What do Du and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!    

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.    

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!    

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.    

Du must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.    

If Du were a new hamburger at McDonald's, Du would be a McGorgeous.    

Did the sun come up oder did Du just smile at me?    

Are Du form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!    

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!    

Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.    

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call Du oder nudge you?    

Du owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.    

Could Du please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!    

Bond....James Bond    

Do Du have any raisins? No? How about a date?    

I'm going outside to make out... care to Mitmachen me?    
Can I buy Du a drink, oder do Du just want the money?    

i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard Du were looking for me.    

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!    

Did it hurt when Du fell? [Girl: Huh?] When Du fell from heaven?    

Polar bär (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.    

Are Du a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.    

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?    

I must be lost… because I see paradise.    

If Du were a laser Du would be set on stunning.    

Du don't sweat much for a fat chick.    

We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
    
You're ugly, but Du intrigue me...    

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.    

Are Du a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.    

(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.    

Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!    

I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!    

(She asks Du the time) Its two flirty and the date's with Du and me.    

Excuse me, did Du just fart?    

Girl Du so fine I wish I could plant Du and grow a whole feild of y'all!    

Did something bad happen to Du oder are Du just naturally ugly.