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posted by Euri

~*:~*:~*:~*IT IS THE ARTICLE!*~:*~:*~:*~

Welcome, please be seated while a team of highly trained scientist explain the importance of THE ARTICLE to you!

Scientist One: THE ARTICLE unfortunately has no value; I don't understand what the announcer is getting so hyped up about.

Scientist Two: What do Du mean THE ARTICLE has no value! It helps Fanpop; it helps those poor people who are staring at their Updates waiting for something new to happen, THE ARTICLE gives those people something to do!

Scientist Three: That may be so but there are even greater things THE ARTICLE can do! It can help the world! It can... It can...

Scientist One: Now see here, it can do NOTHING! I mean just look at that poor person Lesen this, nothing else to do in life!

Scientist Three: I object to that statement!

Scientist Two: As do I, THE ARTICLE is helping Fanpop!

Scientist One: No, it's not doing anything!

Scientist Three: It’s helping the world!

Scientist One: Nothing!

Scientist Two: Fanpop!

Scientist Three: The world!

Scientist One: Nothing!

Scientist Two: Fanpop!

Scientist Three: The World

Scientist One: Nothing!

Scientist Four: It is helping in my plans of world domination.

Scientist's One, Two Three: …

Scientist Four: Pretend Du didn't hear that.

Anyway... now Du know some expert opinions on THE ARTICLE let’s Bewegen on... (And please do ignore the Kommentar Von Scientist Four, he doesn't understand what he's talking about.)
THE Artikel has won many awards including,
the I don’t know award
the What is the point of this article award
the Hey look! A butterfly! award
and the,
I'm running out of award names for awards award

So what is THE ARTICLE about? Well it's about something that accomplishes stuff that will do something to someone and influence them somehow in someway that will make them do something. That is what The Article is about!

Were coming to the end of your tour and I just want to say thank Du for coming and viewing THE ARTICLE I hope Du enjoyed your tour, please come again soon!

Tdinoahiscute4, xneville_rocksx and 2 others like this

looopey3 im not really sure with the point of THE ARTICAL is..... mabie scientist 1 is right...... but i can influence you with 1 thing... are ya feelin down? can you not find anythin good on youtube? well look no further because charlie the unicorn is the thing to watch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCCkfjPm0o * sings * catfishs * sings in low voice * love you * goes back to normal * fishy fishs * sings in high voice * love you * normal voice again * puffa fi.... * changes voice * starfish loves you and wants to be with you forever! hahahahaha

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Ahw:)

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Source: Dunno, but not mine. ^_^

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hi

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Source: my awesomeness

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If Aschenputtel Had a Brain

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Source: icanhascheezburger.com

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Funny Church Sign

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The Joker and Curious George

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Source: http://thehatgame.tumblr.com/page/2

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U never know......

posted by pollydbookworm

*4 Boy friends*
>
> Once upon a time, there was this girl who had four
> boyfriends.
>
> She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adored him with
> rich robes and
> treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him
> nothing but the best.
>
> She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always
> Wird angezeigt him off
> to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one
> Tag he would leave
> her for another.
>
> She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and
> was always kind,
> considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced...

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10 ways to freak out your teacher

posted by LittleOtaku1

1 dress up as hidan on the first Tag of school
2 when the teacher asks why your not doing anything, tell him/her to shut the fuck up
3 ~normal clothes~ impersonate your teachers movements
4 sing friday Von Rebecca Black over and over again
5 when Du get in trouble, tell the teacher that he/she aint got no pancake mix
6 steal her markers
7 draw a penis on the whiteboard with her permanent markers Du stole
8 poke him/her in the stomach and ask him/her how it feels to be the dough boy
9 sleep
10 dress up as Italy from Hetalia ~or however Du spell it~ ad yell pasta, nudeln all day.

i made these!!

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My take on God Vs. homosexuality.

posted by samuraibond005

I am Christian, everything sagte in this Artikel is my opinion and my view on this subject, I am not stating this as a fact, simply as a way to share my point of view on sagte subject.
God created the heavens and the earth and all who dwell in both, except for himself of course. (God sagte to Moses that he is without beginning and without end.) He created the heavens, heaven is perfect, free of sin, free of pain, a perfect world. Now it is pretty common knowledge that the bible states that all sexual relations must be between a man and a woman, making then homosexuality a sin. (Don't get me wrong,...

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Teen Derp

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Source: tumblr

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Harry Potter as an Anime.

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memes :D

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Memes

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In-Indie - Cuphead

posted by Windwakerguy430

Another month, and another series of ten indie games to talk about. This time, we got no stinkers this time. Maybe a few games that could be seen as nothing to grand, but I assure you, all good indie titles, and all worth your time. No We Happy Fews oder YIIKs here, ladies and gents. And we’re starting ourselves off with a real treat today, one of the best indie games out there. That’s right, it’s the one and only, Minecraft- Cuphead, yeah. That’s the one I meant