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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical Pferde with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod oder something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the Essen sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the Musik store whether Du can get a CD that Du know they dont have and ask really annoying Fragen about why they dont have the CD Du want

7.Teach pet store parrots to say rude words to whoever comes in the store.

8.Stomp on ketchup packets at Mcdonalds and say "THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A BOTTLE NOT A PLASTIC SHIT TUBE"

9.Ask mall cops for stories of World War 1 and if they say they dont know say "OMG YOUR DIDN"T DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY".

10.Ask a salesman at a game store why they have white Nintendo Wii and Black Nintendo Wii then complain that its racist
When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, “You mean Du really can’t see it?”

11.Put an orange work vest on and a whistle around your neck and go around telling people there doing stuff against the law and see if they fall for it.

12.Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
Test mattresses in your pajamas.

13.Ask Zufällig people why there having such a bad hair day.

14.Sprint up the down escalator going down,
Stare at the people on the one going up and say "HEY YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY'

15.Ask the the people that work at Telstra if they have any TVs that play the telstra hacking in system.

16.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

17.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten Minuten in every store that has them.

18.Try on bras over oben, nach oben of your clothes and if your a boy put boxer's over your pants.

19.Make a trail of orange saft on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

20.While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible, “I smell sex and candy.”

21.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in housewares,” and see what happens.

22.have a hissy fit in the middle of the mall.

23.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

24.Re-dress the mannequins as Du see fit.

25.Test the fishing rods and see what Du can “catch” from the other aisles.

26.Put M&Ms all through the aisles.

27.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

28.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring dinner.

29.sample all the spray air fresheners.

30.“test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

31.When a worker asks if Du need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t Du people just leave me alone?”

32.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while Du pick your nose.

33.Take up an entire aisle in Toys Von setting up a full scale battle field with action figures.

32.Ask male customers if they have any pads Du can borrow.

33.While handling Pistolen in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

34Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.

35.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission Impossible.”

36.Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of a store.

37.In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.

38.Hide in the clothing racks and when the people browse through, say things like “Pick me, pick me!” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

39.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, cover your ears and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”.

40.Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

41.Drag a lounge chair from a waiting room and when the people ask what your doing say "It didn't have a price so it must be free".

42.If the store has a Essen court, buy a soft drink; explain that Du don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

43.in a big store when someone is leaving stick a bar code to there back so it buzzez when they leave.
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