This is your new language.
1.Watch hours of Anime each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")
3. Always talk about how Du want to be "Miku-Chan" when Du get older.
4. On oben, nach oben of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...
5.If Du have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like Anime in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make Fan characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic Anime weapon with Du everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
12. Ka-me-ha-me-ha everybody.
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun Küssen coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish" constantly.
15. Clog Foren like Gaia Online oder 4Chan.
16. Fangirl oder Fanboy obsessively. (This means Mehr than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure Du have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, oder any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U stahl, stola MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like Du live in Japan. (This is an important step!)
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that Du are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable Anime features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that Du are in that Anime world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese Essen and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates Anime dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
29.Do Caramelldansen oder Caprahina in public.
30.Never, EVER leave the house except if it it to get Anime DVD's, pocky, oder other Asian stuff.
Kagami Kawaiine, Queen of all Weeaboos.
"Desu" does NOT in fact, make you Japanese
