Zufällig Article: 24 ways on how to be a girl pervert

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posted by I-Luv-L

I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask Du say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing hemd, shirt sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always Kommentar on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!

8.Wait Du run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!

9.Talk about the most perverted thing Du did and said!

10.Anyways,if Du like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!

11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't Du do that to my hot dog?" Du simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^

12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!

13.If they don't like KISS them KISS them KISS THEM!!!well be touchy!

14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!

15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!

16.Listening to perverted Musik and sometimes Liebe songs

17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies

18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You Wird angezeigt your stomach not boob showing,leg Wird angezeigt no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm Wird angezeigt no legs!

19.Always hang out with cute guys!!

20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, oder shorts!

21.Look cute and be innoncent Schauspielen but not really *evil laugh*

22.Be confident and crazy

23.Be really pretty

24.Be a little popular

The End if it's bad F**K Du IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK oder hündin AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!

jason_stopjust and Stopstaring like this

Usui--takumi Well, I'm a pervert [male] myself XP

CheekyCheese Thats...extremely odd :|

Lulu_Kururugi Im not a pervert (Female).

missracoon I am already a perv :3!

BlindBandit92 I'm already a perv (male)

Heroine999 I'm a perv(female).

doremirocker I'm a pervert! :D (Female)

blackrose294 What is the point of this article.

Vialli L-A-M-E.

LikeHaGays Ha Gaaay xD

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand Weiter to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't Du even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, Du need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go...

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10 things NOT to do in a horror movie

posted by gabriellel93

So there has been a lot of new horror Filme coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help Du survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where Du are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...

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My REALLY Zufällig Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do Du like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do Du like ponies?

User: Yes. But, Einhörner are better.

Cleverbot: Einhörner aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE Du SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: Du sagte Einhörner aren't real. :( I thought Du were my friend....

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Emo Zitate and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that Du were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes Du can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One Tag you'll ask me, "which is Mehr important to you, me oder your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing Du are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your Liebe does NOT work for that person,...

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posted by jeannette27

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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For Von him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones oder powers oder rulers oder authorities;
all things were created Von him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17

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Rise of the Guardian - Easter Bunny / Bunnymund

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Cruise control with mapquest driving directions

posted by celinedion9x

Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

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MLP Fanart Discord and Iago Almost Stone

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What is Tetris game? Have Du ever played it?

posted by Nanisa1

The puzzle game Tetris is well-known all over the world for its catchy Musik and captivating gameplay. Tetris can be played without charge at link. Good Old Tetris and Colortris are two additional free Tetris games that adhere to the original.
Genres Inspired Von Tetris
But in addition to the original Tetris, there are a ton of other Tetris-related games on this page that are well worth playing. The 10x10 subgenre is one of the most well-liked offshoots, and there are many 10x10 games to play, including Block Champ, TenTrix, and Wood Blocks.
Tetris Redesigned
Numerous variations of the Tetris format...

Notable benefits of Word finder that maybe Du don’t know

posted by alicejenny

Developing word recognition is the main and outstanding benefit of link. Specifically, whenever Du need to Suchen for a word in a huge number of words oder in case Du face troubles with the arrangement of letters, Word finder will be the best solution. So, what Word finder can help you?
- Learning context clues
- Expanding vocabulary and supplementing education resources
- Completing word searches
Do Du know any other advantages of word finder? Please let me know!

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Tajū & The Kitsune Prism (Chapter 2)

posted by ShadowFan100

Chapter 2: Spirit Of The Fox, Part 2: Into The Forest

After the light had vanished from the school, it then reappeared in a forest-similar to the one Taju had been dreaming about. Sekunden after appearing, the light formed into the shape of Taju and the fox--indicating that they had still been inside as it disappeared from the school. The light that surrounded them finally faded, and Taju wanted some Antwort out of

"Alright, fox, Du know where I live, and where I go to school--what's this all about? What do Du want from me?" he asked the fox.

It took him a Sekunde to remember that the fuchs couldn't...

CANADA24's BEST/WORST ADAM STANDER MOVIES;

posted by Canada24

BEST;

1; CLICK;
This one is a personal favourite of mine.. I actually like this actor all things considered, and actually have Mehr good films than bad.. Click is actually a really funny film, and he doesn't do any of his stupid high pitched voices, least not that much. I always like when Adam plays the everyman, he's actually one of the best parts of the films when he does.

And coarse, there's the last 20/30 minutes. Where Standler shows that under the right circumstances, he actually is a really excellent actor. Doing the emotional scenes really really well..

2; HOTEL TRANSVANINA;
These films...

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P.E.C podcast

posted by podcastlover123

Please listen to P.E.C podcast Fanpop Fans it’s a great podcast! I would rate it 5/5 stars ⭐️ because the trailer seams great but they sagte they will start posting episodes on Friday. So please listen to it. So get off your Bücher and get out your screens and type “P.E.C podcast” and it will change Du for life the podcast is run Von Olivia and Hattie who are loads of 🤩 FUN. So please once Du have listen 🎧 to the podcast leave a Kommentar and say podcast like 👍🏻 oder podcast dislike 👎🏻. Bye for now

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oben, nach oben TEN SLASHER VILLAINS; worst to best..

posted by Canada24

10; JASON VOORHEES;

I know it might seem like me just being a Freddy fan, especially as Krueger is number one. But I have to be entirely honest. I always found Friday the 13th kinda overrated. It's not till the films started becoming self parody's when Jason became a zombie that they started getting fun. The rest of them are just Mehr 80's slashers with annoying characters that we just want to see Jason kill. But that's just me. I know people enjoy these films. The fact he's on the Liste at all is still a compliment. And honestly he was way Mehr terrifying in that remake film..

9; CHUCKY;...

Ending Segregation The Undead Way - Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse Review (Gen 6)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some Mehr cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the Playstation 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...

How to turn strangers into soulmates

posted by blossomyumyum

Have Du looked at someone and just thought,
“We don’t know each other’s names. We have so much in common, so close yet so far.”

Everyone always dreams of having a song sang to them, every guy needs to have their sing sang back.
Here are some ways that Du can find your soulmate:

First, realize that Liebe is love. That whatever comes will come naturally.
Kiss slowly and gently, because gay only means happy.

Listen to each other’s input. Give time to Wird angezeigt interest.

Let each other sing.
Music is often your best way to express feeling and emotion.
Realize too that sometimes lyrics are the best...

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NikPiks - Freddy Got Fingered: The Point of Being Pointless

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wow, what is this now? Now I know what we’re all thinking. Is this supposed to be an in-season April Fools joke? Is this like an epic prank gone wrong gone sexual? This can’t truly be, Nik. You’re not really going to tell us about the actual intelligence of this film. No…. I’m dead serious. This is a review of the film, a review that actually talks about Freddy Got Fingered… But positively. Yes. Really. So this film has been considered not just one of the worst films of the decade, not just one of the worst comedies ever, but it’s also been considered one of the worst Filme of...

CAN Du DIG IT!? - The Warriors PS2 Review

posted by Windwakerguy430

Finally, a full review of a licensed game here on these reviews. I already did a quick look at the Simpsons: Hit and Run game, but that was only a little mini review in a series of mini reviews. This time, we got ourselves a full licensed game. And probably one of the most obscure and best on the PS2. So The Warriors movie from 1979 is one of my Favorit Filme ever. It was a short, fun thriller about a small straße gang being framed for the murder of a big crime lord and now must make it through the streets of New York back to their turf alive. It had thrills, chills, spills, and was just...

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Minorities Locked in a Ball Buster Combo - God Hand Review

posted by Windwakerguy430

So when it comes to buying physical copies of PS2 games, there’s always one issue that stems from it. That being the case of some games can be brutally expensive. Like I was hoping to buy a copy of Rule of Rose for the PS2 because I heard it was one of the most painful games to play with one of the best stories ever written. That was until I found out that the going price regularly is six hundred USD. So, yeah, no fucking thank you. I like to live in a house and eat food. But of course, Rule of Rose was far from the only game to do this. And with some games I wanted to buy on the PS2 like...