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posted by Jackimo17
Why did the girls look at the big horses? (Because they could)
Why didn’t the girls look at the big horses? (Because they couldn’t)
Why did the big Pferde look at the girls? (Because they were changing)

How did the old man die? (Old age)

Why did the boy put his towel on the washing line? (It as wet)

Why did the streaker run across the stadium? (Because that’s what streakers do)
Why didn’t the streaker run across the stadium? (He changed his mind)
Why did the stadium run across the streaker? (To get some revenge)

Why did the rock roll down the hill? (It was round)
Why didn’t the rock roll down the hill? (It was flat)
Why did the hügel roll down the rock? (It didn’t, that just doent make sense)

Why did the boy clean up his room? (It was messy)
Why didn’t the boy clean up his room? (It was clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy clean up his room? (It was messy, and that is what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy take a bath? (He was dirty)
Why didn’t the boy take a bath? (He was clean)
Why did the naughty little boy take a bath? (So he could get dirty again)
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posted by spongefan612
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Here are some things I want to talk about. It's sort of like a diary, but one that people can read because other people may have gone through these things too. I may sware, but that is because I'm trying to make a F***ing point.

First of all, I'm overweight and whatever I do it looks stupid because I'm fat. I mean, when I'm happy, I expect that I look like an idiot in whatever motions I make. My life is a Youtube Poop with 100,000,000, views. It's annoying to think that I can never look cool when doing something. Also, it seems like these days EVERY girl I see is skinny (not anorexic) but skinny...
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posted by Feathershine
1. Call 911 and say someone got hit Von a car, then tell the a Zufällig address
2. Write a short story on a magical wizard named Harry
3. Get some eggs, open a window and throw them at people walking by
4. Go to your neighbors house, knock on the door, and wait till they open it. When they open it start crying and say "I'm sorry for your loss"
5. Run up to Zufällig people and give them a hug
6. Jump, and try to catch the clouds
7. Roam around the neighborhood and direct cars
8. Run in circles and if someone asks Du what your doing say "I'm running about! What are Du doing?!"
9. Go through your Essen and...
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posted by taismo723
Zufällig Things That ARE True

1) Fanpop is fun!

2)My brothers are the sons of the devil

3) Gerbils can be scary.

4) My cat is orange

5) My other cat is black

6) I've eaten a purple taco before. Not Essen colored..

7) Mr. Warburton is my uncle (He created Codename: Kids Weiter Door)

8) I live in Phoenix, Arizona where it's very hot.

9) I like GoldFish.

10) I'm bored.........

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posted by jessicamc26
oben, nach oben BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.2. Practice safe, sicher Sex, Go Screw Yourself.3. If Du Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?5. If Du Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe Du Could Drive A Little Better.8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.9. Thank Du For Pot Smoking.10. To All Du Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.11. If At First Du Don't Succeed...
blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.12. Impotence:...
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posted by nessienjake
Too Much Water?
Is it true that drinking too much water can kill you?


Yes, but not easily. It may be hard to believe, but Du can actually die from water intoxication. How much water do Du need to drink to overdose on it? Well, it's not the amount so much as what you're doing and how fast Du drink it. Most at risk are athletes who drink large amounts of water as they complete marathons oder other extreme sporting events. Most endurance athletes need anywhere from eight to sixteen ounces per hour, but too much Mehr than that can be dangerous, causing seizures and death. What happens is the large...
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posted by 16falloutboy
Ok, I've read an Artikel where a female teacher raped her male student, who was a teenager, he was 16 I believe? But anyway, and many Kommentare stated where, "Oh it's alright for a women to rape a man because he likes sex." and many other comments. When I saw these, I got really pissed. Women are treated badly in life and they're being treated like they can't do anything wrong. Gender doesn't matter, rape is rape. I'm pretty sure a young man with no experience, wouldn't like a grown women raping them. The boy's mind would be traumatized...why do people think a women can do what she wants? So...
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posted by slenderman777
I Always liked the Mario creepypastas. they were good and might i add not that creepy....that all changed when.... i had the dream...so i went to bett i woke up and first thing. everyone was dead. my brothers. my sisters. my parents. Friends .random other people all dead. then out of no where Mario came out of nowhere. he started to say something. he said."survive my deadly maze and Du will live but fail and Du will die" i then was in a maze. walking what seemed like hours of no point of ending.at this point i was scared out of my mine.just then Mario Came at me and sagte "you failed my maze therefore Du must be dead" it was at this point i woke up Screaming. i was back in the real world. the end
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