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posted by tokidoki123

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits Weiter Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have Du tried Wird angezeigt him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like Du - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - fisch Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty bucks!
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
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[Family Guy] S04E02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High #184
Lois: Du see, our son Chris, well...
Peter: Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Mrs. Lockhart, our son....would like to plow you.
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[Family Guy] S04E04 - Don't Make Me Over #185
Peter: Oh Meg, honey. I always thought Du were beautiful just the way Du we're... [starts laughing]. Oh, God, couldn't do that with a straight face. [Continues laughing] Welcome to the family, sweetheart. Chris, go burn all of Meg's old pictures.
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[Family Guy] S04E06 - Petarded #186
Peter: Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all.
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[Family Guy] S04E07 - Brian the Bachelor #187
Brooke: Glen, will Du accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged Du and tried to have sex with your unconscious body?
Brooke: What?
Quagmire: Yes.
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[Family Guy] S04E08 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter #188
Peter: Here honey, I got Du this greeting card.
Lois: "I'm sorry I sold our daughter into slavery."
Peter: Yeah, it was really hard to find one of those in English.
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[Family Guy] S04E13 - Jungle Liebe #189
Chris: Dad, don't Du see? You're using the island to get out of your problems at home.
Peter: What are Du talking about? Meg's right there.
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[Family Guy] S04E21 - I Take Thee Quagmire #190
Cleveland: Hey, Quagmire, is that a banane in your pocket, oder an erection in your pocket?
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[Family Guy] S04E22 - Sibling Rivalry #191
Chris: For my science homework, I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man.
Lois: Du mean diorama.
Chris: ...Uh-oh.

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Larry Pottsmoker. about em books. Featurin Ron weasly n' hermione

posted by fanizzle

Larry Potsmoker be a seriez of seven Fantasy novels written Von tha British lyricist J. K. Rowling. Da Bücher chronicle tha adventurez of a wizard, Larry Potsmoker, n' his wild lil' playaz Ronald Weasley n' Hermione Granger, all of whom is studentz at Hogwartz School of Witchcraft n' Wizardry. Da main story arc concerns Harryz quest ta overcome tha Dark wizard Lord Voldemort, whose aims is ta become immortal, conquer tha wizardin ghetto, subjugate non-magical gangstas, n' destroy all em whoz arsch stand up in his way, especially Larry Potsmoker.

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Only Lonely ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Another long and sleepless night
You need someone to hold Du tight
Sometimes Liebe don't know wrong from right
Another long and senseless
Fight was all Du knew they're all the same
There's no one left to take the blame
What's behind this masquerade
How do we win these losin'
Games we play, words we say
Cutting wounds we know they run so deep
Leave it all behind you
Or someday Liebe will find you

Only lonely, ooh, I can't stop hurting you
Only lonely, ooh, but I can't stop loving you
Only lonely, ooh, how much pain does it take

It's getting sometimes I don't know
When to stop when to go
Sometimes we're so afraid...

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Burning For Liebe ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I've been lied to and Du been cheated
I've been cried to, Du been mistreated
I've been watching you, Du want action
You need Liebe and I need satisfaction

I'm burning for love
Filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)
It's down to the wire
I'm making my move, I'm looking for you
I'm burning for love

You're the victim it's in your eyes
I'm the suspect and love's the crime
Tensions mounting bodies aching
I can't take the anticipation

I'm burning for love
I’m filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)...

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What If ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who Du playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
You were supposed to be there Von my side

When Du say that Du want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need Du baby
Would Du even try to save me
Or would Du find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I sagte I Liebe you
Would Du be the one to run to
Or would Du watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
I could trip and you’d let...

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Overrated ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Yeah, oh
I pass my reflection, it’s someone else
I see your invention and not myself
I turned into your perfect girl
A total stranger
Now I see and I don’t want to

Being Du when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
The truth is I’m wanting me back
‘Cause I can’t take this
I gotta be who I am underneath
Who I gave up so you’d believe
Being Du when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
So overrated

I let Du control me oder so Du thought
Don’t think that you’re perfect, you’re so messed up
I hid away the best of me
Too scared to notice
Now I do and I’m not going to

Being Du when it’s...

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life and death??

posted by hetaliaitaly

Well here Du are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven oder hell

an afterlife
or a nothingness

forgiveness
or an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have Du come here ?
What do Du need ?

To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe Du want to take them to die . . . ?

But I ask Du now..
how many of these pills

would Du take each Tag to live ?

To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?

These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs oder antidepressants.

I feel happy, I feel...

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how the cullen family found out that bella and eddy were in love..*please read and comment*

posted by poniesaremybffs

OK, this Artikel is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had sagte that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few bär prints, and started to wander...

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST star, sterne ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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Let's put on a play! part 1 ~ Come and Mitmachen the drama club!

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and Mitmachen us!
Allex: Ok. What are Du doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.

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?

posted by shutyourface

don't worry this Artikel is not about schaf, schafe oder bananas it is about a Mehr serious matter.

this is a Debatte and i want everyone Lesen this
Schreiben a Kommentar about what Du think is write oder wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

oder the chicken?

thats my Debatte and i want EVERYONE who's a Fan
of Zufällig to write what they think is right

and become a Fan of me and become a Fan of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
oder the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages

Saten Twist Adventures: Season 2 remastered..

posted by Canada24

EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one Mehr time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' Mehr to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be Mehr to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And regenbogen Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike:...

Saten Twist Adventures, every Halloween episode;

posted by Canada24

SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do Du think Du could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank Du all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...