Haha, Some Funny Things To Do While Class Is Going On.. :D
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1) Bring some Bücher to class and read them instead of paying attention oder doing any work.
2) Walk around class begging for spare change.
3) Chew on your arm until someone notices.
4) Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.
5) After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"
6) Lick yourself clean like a cat does.
7) After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.
8) Sing your Fragen to the class.
9) When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
10) Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
11) Stare continually at the teacher's private areas. Occasionally lick your lips.
12) Address the teacher as "your honour".
13) Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if she's been drinking.
14) Present the teacher with a large Obst basket.
15) Ask for an extra copy of each handout, for your invisible friend sitting Weiter to you.
16) Claim that Du wrote the class textbook.
17) Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your sitz after the teacher answers.
18) Laugh loudly at everything the teacher says. Be sure to snort and make weird noises while Du laugh.
19) When the teacher turns their back to the class, scream and bang desks, then when they turn around act normal and get on with your work.
20) Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
21) At a completely Zufällig time, put up your hand to ask a question. When the teacher picks you, ask a Frage about a different subject and pretend Du thought it was that class.
22) Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
23) When a substitute introduces himself as a substitute, have Du and your Friends all yell "FRESH MEAT!!!!" at the same time.
24) Raise your hand as if to ask a question, then just say 'buh buh bah buh buh buh?' oder similar nonsense. Then act like the teacher should get it.
25) Say you're invisible and when people say you're not, start crying.
26) Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
27) While the teacher is writing, hide the board rubber. When he/she goes to get somebody (like the principal), replace it in the same place & make him/her look insane.
28) Tell your teacher that Du don't do homework because it's against your religion.
29) Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is sagte often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a kreis around your schreibtisch laughing and clapping loudly.
30) Whenever the teacher speaks to you, act like you're terrified of him/her and go run & hide in the corner oder under your desk.
31) Go up to the teacher but face the empty Weltraum Weiter to him/her and ask if Du can go to the office to get your medicine for hallucinations.
32) As soon as the glocke rings to start class, crawl under your schreibtisch and huddle with yourself and grab onto your chair and scream like Du saw your grandma's butt.
33) Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start Singen opera.
34) Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
35) Refuse to do any work until the whole class has put on rubber gloves for fear of lead poisioning.
36) Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the Tag of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a kreis and light them. Sit in the middle of the kreis with the ouji board and claim Du are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
37 ) In class when the teacher is talking, pretend you're not paying attention and if she picks Du to anwser, say "So the Rhino did go to the strand with the Elephant".
38) When the class is silent, put your book on the schreibtisch and fart on it.
39) Ask Fragen while trying not to use any nouns oder make any sense. ex: I have a question: When Du sagte that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did Du mean the thing that, Du know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
40) While taking a test, get up about halfway through and point at the teacher oder someone Zufällig and scream "You ruined christmas" and then storm out of the room, slamming the door on your way out.
41) Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to Bestätigen that Du agree. When they ask Du to stop, say "but I Liebe Du so!!"
42) Raise your hand in such a way that it looks a little bit like you're just stretching (like you're a little tired) but Mehr like Du want to ask a question. When the teacher goes to answer your Frage (even when Du don't have a question), just say Du were stretching. Repeat as often as necessary.
43) When the teacher turns his/her attention to Du and calls Du to answer the question, act as if you're an undercover agent and refuse to give information.
44) When forced to type up an essay oder project, put the whole thing in one of those whacky fonts (the ones that are all symbols and the sort) then act confused when your teacher can't understand it.
45) Every time your teacher asks a question, raise your hand and answer with the word "salmon". Have your Friends Mitmachen in and even have people in different class periods do it. -
46) When a teacher asks Du a question, stand up and walk up to her/him (if the teacher is bigger than you, stand on tip toes) and square the teacher up. After 10 seconds, turn around and run out of the room. -
47) When a teacher asks Du for your homework, angrily exclaim that Du are a member of Greenpeace oder the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
48) During a note-taking lesson oder activity, oder at any time during the class, try to take offense to anything the teacher says. If the teacher doesn't use politically correct terms, take offense to it, even though it doesn't even concern you. Even take offense to Zufällig things like "Jamaica" and "the pythagorean theorem".
49) When the teacher leaves the room, tie a knot in the straw in their coffee.
50) Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where Babys come from in a childish voice.
51) When a teacher explains something, raise your hand and say "I don't get it". They'll say, "What don't Du get?" Du look at the handout oder notebook paper Du have and say, "How do they make a really big baum into this thin piece of paper?"
52) Pick one of your teachers that constantly uses a specific word (ex: I have a teacher that says "Okay?" after almost every sentence). Get everybody in the class to stand up, clap, and sit down every time that word is used.
53) Just randomly stand up excitedly and yell some random-ass Kommentar towards the teacher. Like, "I like your pants!" in a dandy, yet excited and confident manner. Then just sit down as if nothing ever happened.
54) Raise your hand and ask to go to the nurse and say, "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE."
55) Look ahead in the textbook and learn the info. When your teacher is trying to teach it, raise your hand and give away the whole lesson in like 30 seconds.
56) After being gegeben an important assignment, blatantly stick it in your mouth and take a bite out of it.
57) When the teacher hands out an assignment, put your shoes on your hands and attempt to do your work while whining about how hard it is. If the teacher tries to say anything, say, "You don't know me!" and run away crying. Works best with numerous people.
58) When Du have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
59) Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes Von waving it and saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
60) Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the Overhead prjector
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1) Bring some Bücher to class and read them instead of paying attention oder doing any work.
2) Walk around class begging for spare change.
3) Chew on your arm until someone notices.
4) Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.
5) After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"
6) Lick yourself clean like a cat does.
7) After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.
8) Sing your Fragen to the class.
9) When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
10) Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
11) Stare continually at the teacher's private areas. Occasionally lick your lips.
12) Address the teacher as "your honour".
13) Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if she's been drinking.
14) Present the teacher with a large Obst basket.
15) Ask for an extra copy of each handout, for your invisible friend sitting Weiter to you.
16) Claim that Du wrote the class textbook.
17) Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your sitz after the teacher answers.
18) Laugh loudly at everything the teacher says. Be sure to snort and make weird noises while Du laugh.
19) When the teacher turns their back to the class, scream and bang desks, then when they turn around act normal and get on with your work.
20) Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
21) At a completely Zufällig time, put up your hand to ask a question. When the teacher picks you, ask a Frage about a different subject and pretend Du thought it was that class.
22) Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
23) When a substitute introduces himself as a substitute, have Du and your Friends all yell "FRESH MEAT!!!!" at the same time.
24) Raise your hand as if to ask a question, then just say 'buh buh bah buh buh buh?' oder similar nonsense. Then act like the teacher should get it.
25) Say you're invisible and when people say you're not, start crying.
26) Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
27) While the teacher is writing, hide the board rubber. When he/she goes to get somebody (like the principal), replace it in the same place & make him/her look insane.
28) Tell your teacher that Du don't do homework because it's against your religion.
29) Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is sagte often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a kreis around your schreibtisch laughing and clapping loudly.
30) Whenever the teacher speaks to you, act like you're terrified of him/her and go run & hide in the corner oder under your desk.
31) Go up to the teacher but face the empty Weltraum Weiter to him/her and ask if Du can go to the office to get your medicine for hallucinations.
32) As soon as the glocke rings to start class, crawl under your schreibtisch and huddle with yourself and grab onto your chair and scream like Du saw your grandma's butt.
33) Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start Singen opera.
34) Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
35) Refuse to do any work until the whole class has put on rubber gloves for fear of lead poisioning.
36) Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the Tag of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a kreis and light them. Sit in the middle of the kreis with the ouji board and claim Du are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
37 ) In class when the teacher is talking, pretend you're not paying attention and if she picks Du to anwser, say "So the Rhino did go to the strand with the Elephant".
38) When the class is silent, put your book on the schreibtisch and fart on it.
39) Ask Fragen while trying not to use any nouns oder make any sense. ex: I have a question: When Du sagte that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did Du mean the thing that, Du know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
40) While taking a test, get up about halfway through and point at the teacher oder someone Zufällig and scream "You ruined christmas" and then storm out of the room, slamming the door on your way out.
41) Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to Bestätigen that Du agree. When they ask Du to stop, say "but I Liebe Du so!!"
42) Raise your hand in such a way that it looks a little bit like you're just stretching (like you're a little tired) but Mehr like Du want to ask a question. When the teacher goes to answer your Frage (even when Du don't have a question), just say Du were stretching. Repeat as often as necessary.
43) When the teacher turns his/her attention to Du and calls Du to answer the question, act as if you're an undercover agent and refuse to give information.
44) When forced to type up an essay oder project, put the whole thing in one of those whacky fonts (the ones that are all symbols and the sort) then act confused when your teacher can't understand it.
45) Every time your teacher asks a question, raise your hand and answer with the word "salmon". Have your Friends Mitmachen in and even have people in different class periods do it. -
46) When a teacher asks Du a question, stand up and walk up to her/him (if the teacher is bigger than you, stand on tip toes) and square the teacher up. After 10 seconds, turn around and run out of the room. -
47) When a teacher asks Du for your homework, angrily exclaim that Du are a member of Greenpeace oder the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
48) During a note-taking lesson oder activity, oder at any time during the class, try to take offense to anything the teacher says. If the teacher doesn't use politically correct terms, take offense to it, even though it doesn't even concern you. Even take offense to Zufällig things like "Jamaica" and "the pythagorean theorem".
49) When the teacher leaves the room, tie a knot in the straw in their coffee.
50) Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where Babys come from in a childish voice.
51) When a teacher explains something, raise your hand and say "I don't get it". They'll say, "What don't Du get?" Du look at the handout oder notebook paper Du have and say, "How do they make a really big baum into this thin piece of paper?"
52) Pick one of your teachers that constantly uses a specific word (ex: I have a teacher that says "Okay?" after almost every sentence). Get everybody in the class to stand up, clap, and sit down every time that word is used.
53) Just randomly stand up excitedly and yell some random-ass Kommentar towards the teacher. Like, "I like your pants!" in a dandy, yet excited and confident manner. Then just sit down as if nothing ever happened.
54) Raise your hand and ask to go to the nurse and say, "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE."
55) Look ahead in the textbook and learn the info. When your teacher is trying to teach it, raise your hand and give away the whole lesson in like 30 seconds.
56) After being gegeben an important assignment, blatantly stick it in your mouth and take a bite out of it.
57) When the teacher hands out an assignment, put your shoes on your hands and attempt to do your work while whining about how hard it is. If the teacher tries to say anything, say, "You don't know me!" and run away crying. Works best with numerous people.
58) When Du have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
59) Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes Von waving it and saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
60) Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the Overhead prjector
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Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every Tag since his retirement 25 years ago. One Tag he arrives Home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't Du take my brother with Du and give it one Mehr try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the Weiter Tag Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing, schaukel and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did Du see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't Du take my brother with Du and give it one Mehr try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the Weiter Tag Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing, schaukel and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did Du see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
