1. Du grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. Du take Fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when Du sneeze.
5. Du don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and Du don’t even work there.
7. Du spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Katzen are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. Du can’t even remember your Sekunde cup.
10. Du can jump-start your car without cables.


*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***

Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five Mehr songs, can Du believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even sagte that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her Weiter CD Rebecca promises to have a Mehr natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress

I was walking Home from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a wal drove Von in his sedan and sagte happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went Home and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a fisch tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do Liebe Misa though!
I Liebe reis balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I Liebe my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I Liebe the colors: limette, lime Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I Liebe the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!

Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own schwan costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here Du are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look Mehr ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?

It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be Friends with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for Du then it is Mehr than possible that with a little time Du two can go back to being friends.

Friends and just friends. Du must be clear about what Du want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what Du want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart Du still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then Du are ready to be Friends again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>

Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Friends and the feuer alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the feuer alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been Mehr funny to Du if Du *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop sagte this Artikel is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.

Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American Musik Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

Du can vote for your Favoriten on the event webpage here: American Musik Awards.