1.)When your teacher asks any Fragen say "Why does my Katzen breath smell like cat food?"
2.) When the teacher is Lesen out facts say "Lies! Lies!" oder "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why Du didn't do your homework say " Du can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on oben, nach oben of the tabelle and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks Du to answer a Frage say "The brain Du are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at Home but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO Du WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" oder just say a Zufällig number and when they tell Du to stop being so stupid say "Are Du being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
2.) When the teacher is Lesen out facts say "Lies! Lies!" oder "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why Du didn't do your homework say " Du can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on oben, nach oben of the tabelle and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks Du to answer a Frage say "The brain Du are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at Home but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO Du WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" oder just say a Zufällig number and when they tell Du to stop being so stupid say "Are Du being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t