Zufällig Club
Mitmachen
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket oder mantel if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean toward them
13.    Be Positive
14.    Wiink
15.    Send them a text message
16.    Find them on Myspace oder Facebook and add them
17.    Drop something and see if they pick it up
18.    Brush against them "accidentally"
19.    Flutter your eyelashes
20.    If it's a nice day, suggest Du go outside to enjoy the sunshine
21.    If it's a cold day, suggest to go get hot chocolate
22.    Be yourself
23.    Tell them something about who Du are; a secret hope, a silly fear...
24.    Ask them what shampoo they use
25.    Open the door for them
26.    Carry something heavy for them
27.    Complement them on jewelry they're wearing
28.    Ask what they like to do for fun
29.    Ask Fragen about their interests
30.    Invite them to go stargazing with you
31.    Send them Blumen anonymously
32.    Give them your phone number oder E-Mail address
33.    Tell them they have beautiful eyes oder a beautiful smile
34.    Laugh at their jokes
35.    Tell them, "I bet Du can't guess what I'm thinking..." then when they fail, tell them something flirty, like "you look great today", oder "We should skip class and go to the beach".
36.    Let them catch Du checking them out
37.    Touch yourself, maybe put your hair behind your ear, oder adjust your clothing
38.    Whistle at them
39.    Say, "Is it hot in here, oder is it just you?"
40.    Blush
41.    Bite your lip and look down
42.    Give your full attention to the other person
43.    Make them a CD
44.    Invite them to a movie
45.    Invite them to watch a Zeigen oder sporting event
46.    Dare them to do something
47.    Be competative -- "I bet I can beat Du at racketball"
48.    Brush their hair out of their eyes
49.    Take them for a walk outside, and sit down in the grass.
50.    If you're sitting outside, offer to help her up.
51.    Let him notice Du smelling him
52.    Tell her she smells great
53.    Ask them how their Tag was.
54.    Ask them if they're doing anything fun this weekend.
55.    Invite them to go with Du and your Friends someplace.
56.    Teach them how to do something
57.    Tell them Du were thinking of them the other day.
58.    Lick your lips.
59.    Mirror their body language; if they talk slowly, talk slower; if they're leaning forward, lean vorwärts-, nach vorn toward them, too.
60.    Call them for no reason other than to say, "Hello".
61.    Suggest a book oder movie Du think they'd really like; they'll be impressed Du are tuned into their tastes and are thinking of them.
62.    Stand up straight and don't slouch
63.    Say their name often
64.    Nod when they speak
65.    Ask them their opinion on something in the news.
66.    Leave a note someplace for them to find it
67.    Teach them a few dance moves
68.    Ask them what their Favorit Dessert is.
69.    Tell them Du had a dream with them in it.
70.    Attend an event that they are in oder want to go to.
71.    Offer them something you're eating -- gum oder a piece of candy.
72.    Tell them Du want their Guter Rat oder input on an issue.
73.    Ask them what they would think if Du asked them out.
74.    Make sure to tell them "good luck" if they are going someplace oder doing something important-- taking a test, interviewing for a job, etc.
75.    Use a corny pickupline to make them laugh.
76.    Win them a prize.
77.    If they ask Du a question, say, "Maybe I'll tell you... if you'll let me buy Du lunch."
78.    If they looks sad, try to cheer them up.
79.    Poke them
80.    Ask if they need any help with what they're doing
81.    Hold their hand
82.    Tickle them
83.    Invite them over for a candlelight dinner
84.    Ask them what they are thinking, right now
85.    Ask them to sit Weiter to you
86.    Tell them a secret
87.    Play a game with them
88.    Pay attention to their body language
89.    Be mysterious
90.    Make up a riddle for them to solve, with the prize being a datum with you, a kiss, etc.
91.    Tell them a joke
92.    Cook something for them (cookies, oder even a dinner).
93.    Dedicate a song to them on the radio
94.    Tell them, "I think I want to flirt with you"
95.    Invite them to go bike riding with you
96.    Say it's cold, and suggest Du should scoot closer to avoid hypothermia
97.    Ask them what they want in a guy/girl
98.    Use sexually suggestive language in a context with something they're interested in (like, "So if you're into astronomy, Du must have no problem staying up all night long")
99.    Tell them Du enjoy their company
100.    Ask lightly, "Are Du flirting with me?"
101.    Ask them what their name means; if they don't know, Du can look it up
10. Tell a Zufällig person Du Liebe them
9. go up to a worker and ask them Zufällig questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big oder for guys just a Zufällig bra and ask a worker how Du look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a Zufällig person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat Essen before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the oben, nach oben of your lungs
posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always Du and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
continue reading...
posted by Anime_Gir1235
Ok my brother(pikachu700 his dumb self) had this crazy dream about Darla Dimple and... people here i'll tell Du that story :3
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS messer AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours oder mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do Du put that back?"

I had a lot of fun Schreiben these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an apfel, apple to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit Von a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world
Writing names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Writing...
continue reading...
Eve Dipalo stared up at the brick building. It looked the same but it felt so different, so... weird... "oof!" Someone pushed Eve aside and ran off into the school. Eve was about to say something, but she thought better of it. Besides, who would even listen to her of all people? She sighed and pushed open the doors to the school.

Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She pulled a piece of white paper from her backpack's side pocket and studied it. She walked over to one of the bright red 7th grade lockers and glanced back down at the paper to check her combination. she tried her...
continue reading...
Look guys, I'm really sorry about how I overreacted to Fanpop's many changes earlier. I was just angry that my computer was slow, and I overreacted. For that I'm really sorry.


XxKeithHarkinxX, I'm especially sorry to you. I know we've had a few disagreements here and there, but this pushed me to my limit, and again, I overreacted because nobody would listen to me about my computer issues. I want to just patch up the hole and be friends. If Du don't, that's cool, just know that I'm sorry.

I'm also sorry to Fanpop.... I wouldn't give the new format a chance. I hope my apology can pay for everyone...
continue reading...
I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley oder our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I sagte giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the brot and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
continue reading...
posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the herz one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do Du know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...
continue reading...
posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, Liebe
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I Liebe Du and I'm not afraid, oh

Can Du hear me?
Can Du feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of Du
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow baum
(Come and find me)

I know Du hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of Du
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
continue reading...
posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the Fragen really loudly and if they try to tell Du to be quite say "shhh this is a test Du know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering Zufällig numbers to the person Weiter to Du and then when the teacher tells Du off say "They made me give them the Antwort oder they sagte they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at Du say "What are Du lookin at!" oder "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on oben, nach oben of the tabelle and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have Du been spying on me and teling it everything!"
"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all sagte in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...
continue reading...
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my Fantasy is flying
It's a schloss in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Drachen now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a schloss in the sky
oder there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your schloss in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads Du to the moon 'cause..."
Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK Du LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get Du to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom sagte and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia sagte and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...
continue reading...
It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth oder Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a kissen and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth oder dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth oder dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare Du to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
continue reading...
1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter Bücher and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from Du (Example: When in a car oder an elevator). If Du don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Weihnachten and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their Favorit song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
continue reading...
What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The Weiter time Du and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Umfrage to see which of Du successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with Du - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Du have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If Du were really looking for an honest answer, you...
continue reading...
posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have Du ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would Du ask such a Frage now? Du don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when Du were 35 years old and Du really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give Du a loan? Remember how one Tag the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no Fragen asked?"

"Oh, Betty, Du did that for me!...
continue reading...
posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for Du Du twit she was only after your money and could have gegeben a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
continue reading...
posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can Du guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell Du about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair oder putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The Weiter chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
continue reading...