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posted by E-Scope90
Speculate to break the one Du hate
Circulate the lie Du confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
As the hounding media in hysteria
Who’s the Weiter for Du to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth be told the grassy knoll
As the blackmail story in all your glory
It’s slander
Du say it’s not a sword
But with your pen Du torture men
You’d crucify the Lord
And Du don’t have to read it, read it
And Du don’t have to eat it, eat it
To buy it is to feed it, feed it
So why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because Du read it in a magazine
oder see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody wants to read all about it
Just because Du read it in a magazine
oder see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
They say he’s homosexual

In the hood
Frame him if Du could
Shoot to kill
To blame him if Du will
If he dies sympathize
Such false witnesses
Damn self righteousness
In the black
Stab me in the back
In the face
To lie and shame the race
Heroine and Marilyn
As the headline stories
Of all your glory
It’s slander
With the words Du use
You’re a parasite in black and white
Do anything for news
And Du don’t go and buy it, buy it
And they won’t glorify it, ‘fy it
To read it sanctifies it, ‘fies it
Then why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because Du read it in a magazine
oder see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Everybody wants to read all about it
Just because Du read it in a magazine
oder see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to believe all about it
Just because Du read it in a magazine
oder see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to believe all about it
Just because Du read it in a magazine
oder see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
She’s blonde and she’s bi-sexual

Scandal
With the words Du use
You’re a parasite in black and white
Do anything for news
And Du don’t go and buy it, buy it
And they won’t glorify it, ‘fy it
To read it sanctifies it, ‘fies it
Why do we keep foolin’ ourselves
Slander
Du say it’s not a sin
But with your pen Du torture men
Then why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because Du read it in a magazine
oder see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody wants to read all about it
Just because Du read it in a magazine
oder see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to read all about it
Just because Du read it in a magazine
oder see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Just because Du read it in a magazine
oder see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Just because Du read it in a magazine
oder see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
You’re so damn disrespectable
(I'm not going to lie, although I did have this series planned ages ago, Fanpop user QueenOfThePika inspired me to finally start it, so kudos to you! ^___^)

(Also, WARNING: SWEARING OUT THE WAZOO! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

Alright guys, you've heard me complain about terrible things in the past. Whether it be terrible fan-fictions, god-awful fan-bases, oder even some of the worst video games ever made, those at least all had one thing in common.

THEY WEREN'T OUTRAGEOUSLY POPULAR.

Seriously, this song is EVERYWHERE, and it's downright insulting! And it's not just this song either, there's TONS...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Friends that Du talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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1: watch an Anime series Du think will be cool

2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a L a lot so yeah

3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.

4:run around for no absolute reason

5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on

6: read a book

7:go to the store and freak people out until Du get kicked out

8: be completely Zufällig to the people around you.

9:listen to artists Du hate a lot and make fun of them

10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy ufer for no complete reason
posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as Du walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at Du for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by Mallory101
1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with bier and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. Bewegen your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...
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Hey this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a Transformers knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

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Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a Pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...
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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason sagte hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason sagte letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...
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