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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings ripped. while they were all talking they didnt notice that the Teddy bär was distroying everything in the backyard it did an Evil laugh as it kept distroying what it saw in sight.

Tina was still kinda mad that someone trashed her room like this she just couldnt believe that who ever would do this would just trash her room "ok we need to find a way to see who this could be" Peter sagte Jenni and Tina nodded their head agreeing with Peter then all of a sudden they heard an Evil laugh "hey did Du guys hear that" Jenni sagte while looking outside "yeah i heard it why does it sounds like an Elf evil laughing though" Tina sagte while tapping her chin Peter went to the door that lead to the backyard "c'mon lets go check it out" Peter sagte while putting a hand on the door "Peter wait dont Du think we should plan something before we go check whats outside" Jenni sagte Tina nodded in agreement "ok Jenni but what kind of plan are we gonna do?" Peter asked while looking at Jenni and Tina they both tapped their chins "oh i got it" Tina sagte while running to the küche Peter and Jenni were abit confused at first but then Tina came out with her old sword "Tina i thought Du threw that away" Peter sagte while tilting her head abit "i know i sagte i'll throw this away but i thought to keep it incase something like this happens" Tina sagte with a big smile on her face Peter and Jenni smiled back after that Peter went to open the door when she opened the door she saw that their whole backyard is a wreck the fence were all snapped in half oder teared off and the BBQ had some dents in it they were all shocked Tina walked around the backyard "ok girls lets see if we can find any clues" Tina sagte while looking around Peter and Jenni nod Jenni went to the garden and Peter went into the big tent Tina kept looking around the backyard "HEY I FOUND SOMETHING" Jenni yelled out Tina and Peter ran over to Jenni "look at this" Jenni sagte as she help up a piece of cloth Peter looked closely at the piece of cloth "hey isnt that the same one that we got from the Teddy Bear" Peter sagte while looking at the two Tina nod "that is this is starting to get very intersting" Tina sagte while taking the cloth from Jenni "i agree" Jenni and Peter sagte at the same time while they were talking they didnt notice that the Teddy bär was watching them he growled while putting a paw on his side where the rip was...

To Be Coninued

Weiter time on the Evil Teddy Bear:
Tina: i get the feeling that we're being watched
Peter: i do too
Jenni: Hey do Du hear that growling?
Peter: yeah i do
Tina: same c'mon lets check this out
Peter and Jenni: ok
The Evil Teddy Bear: This is Starting to be a nightmare (part 2)
1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter Bücher and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from Du (Example: When in a car oder an elevator). If Du don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Weihnachten and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their Favorit song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The Weiter time Du and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a Umfrage to see which of Du successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with Du - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever Du have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If Du were really looking for an honest answer, you...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have Du ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would Du ask such a Frage now? Du don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when Du were 35 years old and Du really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give Du a loan? Remember how one Tag the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no Fragen asked?"

"Oh, Betty, Du did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for Du Du twit she was only after your money and could have gegeben a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can Du guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell Du about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair oder putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The Weiter chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" oder "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He sagte "I'd like to have one too." Then I sagte "But this is a dog". He sagte he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He sagte I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can Du believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how Du respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Du want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee Mehr than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My herz skips a beat
When Du walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with Du until the end

I give my herz and my soul to you
To make Du see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant Du see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Du want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope Du are getting use to this Zeigen cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did Du say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope Du enjoy the picture!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Du AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Du 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST star, sterne IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Du EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Du BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF oder I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Zeigen earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying Home and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING Von TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go Von car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
posted by trentgwenfan1
i Liebe cereal yes i do

i Liebe cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i Liebe cerial yes i do i Liebe cerial Du better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if Du can't have crealeal

do not steal

i Liebe creal yes we do i Liebe ceral Du should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i Liebe ccerale yes i do

i Liebe crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some Zufällig songs Du made up plz commet
1.where Du keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid oder nawt!!
3.Who Du talk 2 on the phone
4.THat Du are super jelous oder other girls (or boys)
5.That Du hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up Du will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That Du have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart Du are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that Du can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the Home Depot is Mehr saving and Mehr doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are Mehr than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Updates if Du want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy Du do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for Mehr hours and my Friends will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope Du like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first Artikel i put on here so plz Kommentar , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know Du amy not understand
but if Du can
please understand
I see Du underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would Du say? take this away
If i told Du how i feel, would it be real oder is this all fake??

Chourus: your Liebe is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the straße
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one Weiter to me
i...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every Jahr people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, kekse, cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).