Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone Du love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard oder hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as Du open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 Minuten oder so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring oder your nails on the blackboard Weiter time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. Weiter konzert Du go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks Du a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do Du think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big milch mustache at the breakfast tabelle and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your Friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as Du can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after Du take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your Favorit celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two Minuten while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's Favorit slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' Weihnachten song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When Du go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as Du pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother oder sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere Du go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your Friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did Du eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask Du a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 Minuten to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that Du smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of Du a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. Weiter party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend Du dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get Du a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 Minuten from the end.
46. Go to the bibliothek and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire Tag speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger sitz and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone Du meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard oder hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as Du open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 Minuten oder so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring oder your nails on the blackboard Weiter time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. Weiter konzert Du go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks Du a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do Du think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big milch mustache at the breakfast tabelle and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your Friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as Du can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after Du take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your Favorit celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two Minuten while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's Favorit slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' Weihnachten song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When Du go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as Du pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother oder sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere Du go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your Friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did Du eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask Du a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 Minuten to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that Du smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of Du a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. Weiter party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend Du dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get Du a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 Minuten from the end.
46. Go to the bibliothek and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire Tag speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger sitz and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone Du meet at the mall.
An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.
Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits Weiter to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your Friends make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.
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John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.
Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
Praise Kek!
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the herz of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the feuer of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached Von the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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Episode 3 has arrived!
Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, oder added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.
And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A Tag In The Life Of A Fanpop User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in Mehr articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
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And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A Tag In The Life Of A Fanpop User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in Mehr articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper oder self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are bitter but the Obst is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which Du can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are bitter but the Obst is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which Du can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming oder seem polite. oder he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, oder worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear Mehr of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? oder simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
Let's do this.
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a Minute then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
