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From an E-Mail I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. Du need it down. Du don’t hear us complaining about Du leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon oder the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what Du want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable Antwort to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if Du want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we sagte 6 months Vor is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all Kommentare become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If Du think you’re fat, Du probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we sagte can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes Du sad oder angry, we meant the other one.
14. Du can either ask us to do something oder tell us how Du want it done. Not both. If Du already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever Du have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. kürbis is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and Du say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know Du are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If Du ask a Frage Du don’t want an answer to, expect an answer Du don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything Du wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless Du are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, oder Cars.
23. Du have enough clothes.
24. Du have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank Du for Lesen this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did Du know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
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From an E-Mail I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. Du need it down. Du don’t hear us complaining about Du leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon oder the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what Du want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable Antwort to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if Du want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we sagte 6 months Vor is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all Kommentare become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If Du think you’re fat, Du probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we sagte can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes Du sad oder angry, we meant the other one.
14. Du can either ask us to do something oder tell us how Du want it done. Not both. If Du already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever Du have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. kürbis is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and Du say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know Du are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If Du ask a Frage Du don’t want an answer to, expect an answer Du don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything Du wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless Du are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, oder Cars.
23. Du have enough clothes.
24. Du have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank Du for Lesen this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did Du know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
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1.always let him talk to Du about stuff he likes
2.always see what Du have in common (if Du do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW Du FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS Du OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask Fragen about him like his Favorit color, his Favorit movie oder his Favorit t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your Favorit clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your Favorit Filme and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank Du for Lesen i hope this helps :)
2.always see what Du have in common (if Du do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW Du FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS Du OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask Fragen about him like his Favorit color, his Favorit movie oder his Favorit t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your Favorit clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your Favorit Filme and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank Du for Lesen i hope this helps :)