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Yo, so Imma put Fragen on here about Facebook I'm really curious about. Hopefully I'll be able to get some answers....


- Why must parents like every single picture Du put up?!

- Why do some people 'like' EVERY. SINGLE. COMMENT. someone puts on their status. When the Kommentar isn't even special, it's just like "hello." oder something. oder picture, whatever they posted.... Like this: *they post pic of self* My comment: Woah it's you. *they like comment* Um... okay...

- WHY DON'T THEY STOP DICKING WITH EVERYTHING AND GIVE US A DISLIKE BUTTON INSTEAD OF FUCKING UP EVERYTHING THAT WAS PERFECT ALREADY?!

- Why do people use hasch, hash Tags on their statuses? It's not twitter, it won't tag anything. it's like this "#bored" wtf is the point of it?!

- Why is it so damn ADDICTING yet so BORING at the same time??

- Why can some beliebt but ugly people get a gazillion likes on a fugly pic of themselves but hot yet unpopular people never get on??


- Why do most preteen girls put statuses like "I just had ice cream&& pizza<3" whats the point of two "&"s?? And they do it on purpose, too.



Okay, there is my rant about things I'm curious about on facebook. There Du go.
posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, Du can't lose!!!!!!!









2. Du just KNOW his fangirls are gonna Mitmachen your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give Du an advantage!!!!!!! Du can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF Du WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
posted by LUV_4_BIEBER
I find your smile Unglaublich
Passion unsustainable
My herz beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my herz is teilt, split in two
Every thought I ever had about Du are buzzing in my head
I pray one Tag i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
Küssen your lips
I hope one Tag Du dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
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Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My Favorit Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My Favorit Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez erpel, drake Bell!☆ ..... My Favorit Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby erpel, drake glocke Our Liebe My Motto I Liebe Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My Posteingang Thanks Ooh Please Comment
posted by CUTEDXC
tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry

3.be honest

4.right down the Tag u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

Du can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck Du SAW NOTHING







NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake
hello fanpopers i'm writting this Artikel to talk about one of the best things i like about fanpop. I Liebe all the amazing people here the ones who are so kind and caring i couldn't believe in my status i wrote i was kinda down and within two Minuten over 5 people asked me if i was okay and helped me feel better. This is not the first time it happened either.
I Liebe being on a site where Du can have a group of Friends that Du live far away from and have never actually meet and yet trust them and feel like they are your true friends. and have the feeling that they actually care for Du its...
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Sooo i continued my Druckies skik soooo here it is. Enjoy. and thx for the awesome coments on the last 1
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Z:Hi Awesome!!

Awesome: Hey watz up??

Z: Pie

Awesome: what about pie??

Z: I LIKE IT!!

Awesome: doesn't everybody??

Z: Your soo giggly

Awesome: What?

Z: OMG! theres a paper frilly under ur butt! (pokes at frilly)

Awesome: Theres a frilley under ur butt so u poke it??

Z: um? False? is this a trick question??

Awesome: Your a trick question

Z: and it took u that long 2 figure it out??

Awesome: ......

Z: Lets play uno

Awesome: sorry i dont speak spanish

Z: Pity...
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posted by lilred96
mysterious Liebe

-chapter four-

He sagte "Hello June" in a com voice...my herz melted Von the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I sagte "Hi mathew" I could here the classic Piano playing a soft Liebe song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I sagte "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he sagte "What class are Du headed too?"
"Reading" I sagte
He put his hands in his pockets...
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