Funny Stupid Fragen to Ask People
What happens when Du get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If Du write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If Liebe is blind, why is Unterwäsche so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come Du get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated Von a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid Fragen to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe Du when Du say there are four billion stars, but check when Du say the paint is wet?
What if Batman gets bitten Von a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 oder is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called Du at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't Du ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of Gold would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't Schokolade considered a vegetable, if Schokolade comes from kakao beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid Fragen to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Du know the expression, "Don't quit your Tag job?" Well what do Du say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear unterhose on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If Du were a genie and a person asked Du this wish, "I wish Du would not grant me this wish" what would Du do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get teilt, split ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If Du don't pay your exorcist, do Du get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when Du actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?