So let's say you're talking to your Friends and gesturing wildly, and because you're not paying attention, Du manage to honk some part of a passing stranger's anatomy that is traditionally covered Von underpants; spinning around to apologize, Du instead topple down a staircase and faceplant into a wedding cake, whereupon Du realize that your pants are unbuttoned. Would this be
a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to Du oder
b.) a Tuesday?
Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward Du are.
Well, this Awkwardness Test is as numerical as they get, because it has numbers, and it's hard to mess up, even if Du are still covered in wedding cake. All Du need to do is add a point if one of these situations has happened to Du in the past month.
•You start to tell a joke ("So this ente walks into a library..."). It turns out to be terribly inappropriate. ("Hey, my brother's in the hospital because of ducks!")
•Impossibly, someone Du have a crush on sits down to say hello to Du at lunch. Du have just crammed an entire cupcake in your mouth.
•Walking down the street, Du gradually become aware that Du have no idea how to swing, schaukel your arms.
•You gleefully shoulder your way into a whispered conversation, expecting it to be about juicy gossip. It is about a dead grandma.
•Nobody is laughing at your hilarious story. Du panic and keep embellishing until it has killer bees in it.
•You spend far too much time on a text oder E-Mail exactly flirty and suggestive enough to send to your new SO. Du promptly mis-send it to your mom.
•You rush around a blind corner and plow directly into someone cute. Sobbing is involved. Someone requires stitches.
•You text someone with the kind of casual joke-insults Du typically use with close friends. Your message is taken too sincerely.
•Attempting to be fun, Du grievously wound someone; e.g. your no-look behind-the-back pass breaks your best friend's glasses oder face. Add an additional point if your pass misses your friend and ricochets off a baby.
•"Hi, (Firstname!)" some good friend says to you. Du respond: "Oh, hey, ...uh...." Sekunden pass. Oh my goodness, Du think to yourself. Caitlin? Carl? Captain Crunch? I have absolutely no idea what this person's name is. (Add an additional point if all the possible Antwort collapse
together in your head and come out as something that could not possibly be a name, e.g. "Hi... Clourtleen?")
Tally up your points, one per situation.
0: Impossibly slick. Wow, Du are the smoothest person we know! AT LYING, PROBABLY.
1-2: Cool and composed. Du are the equivalent of putting on sunglasses and walking away in slow motion.
3-7: Ordinary. You're no Mehr oder less awkward than the Weiter person, assuming the Weiter person is not Michael Cera.
8-10: Michael Cera. You're awkward enough that it has become endearing. Consider a film career.
11-12: Michael Cera tripping into a waiter carrying tray of pies. Du are the essence of bumbling awkwardness. Purchase good insurance immediately.
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a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to Du oder
b.) a Tuesday?
Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward Du are.
Well, this Awkwardness Test is as numerical as they get, because it has numbers, and it's hard to mess up, even if Du are still covered in wedding cake. All Du need to do is add a point if one of these situations has happened to Du in the past month.
•You start to tell a joke ("So this ente walks into a library..."). It turns out to be terribly inappropriate. ("Hey, my brother's in the hospital because of ducks!")
•Impossibly, someone Du have a crush on sits down to say hello to Du at lunch. Du have just crammed an entire cupcake in your mouth.
•Walking down the street, Du gradually become aware that Du have no idea how to swing, schaukel your arms.
•You gleefully shoulder your way into a whispered conversation, expecting it to be about juicy gossip. It is about a dead grandma.
•Nobody is laughing at your hilarious story. Du panic and keep embellishing until it has killer bees in it.
•You spend far too much time on a text oder E-Mail exactly flirty and suggestive enough to send to your new SO. Du promptly mis-send it to your mom.
•You rush around a blind corner and plow directly into someone cute. Sobbing is involved. Someone requires stitches.
•You text someone with the kind of casual joke-insults Du typically use with close friends. Your message is taken too sincerely.
•Attempting to be fun, Du grievously wound someone; e.g. your no-look behind-the-back pass breaks your best friend's glasses oder face. Add an additional point if your pass misses your friend and ricochets off a baby.
•"Hi, (Firstname!)" some good friend says to you. Du respond: "Oh, hey, ...uh...." Sekunden pass. Oh my goodness, Du think to yourself. Caitlin? Carl? Captain Crunch? I have absolutely no idea what this person's name is. (Add an additional point if all the possible Antwort collapse
together in your head and come out as something that could not possibly be a name, e.g. "Hi... Clourtleen?")
Tally up your points, one per situation.
0: Impossibly slick. Wow, Du are the smoothest person we know! AT LYING, PROBABLY.
1-2: Cool and composed. Du are the equivalent of putting on sunglasses and walking away in slow motion.
3-7: Ordinary. You're no Mehr oder less awkward than the Weiter person, assuming the Weiter person is not Michael Cera.
8-10: Michael Cera. You're awkward enough that it has become endearing. Consider a film career.
11-12: Michael Cera tripping into a waiter carrying tray of pies. Du are the essence of bumbling awkwardness. Purchase good insurance immediately.
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Okay Another QUESTION!:
Q:Where was "Fig Newtons"invented?
A:Good QUESTION,The ANSWER is :Fig Newtons were invented in a town in Massachusetts!
SO!WHAT YA WAITING FOR?GO GET YA feige, abb. NEWTONS!
Remember to Kommentar your Frage and I will answer ASAP!Okay?Okay!
Now a Zufällig moment!:
MONKEY PANTS!!!!MONKEY PANTS!FRIED CLOWN!CHURCH PANTS!FLUBBER MONKEY!BANANA PANTS!
LOL HAHA XD!:P!HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
(IGNORE THIS PART I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Q:Where was "Fig Newtons"invented?
A:Good QUESTION,The ANSWER is :Fig Newtons were invented in a town in Massachusetts!
SO!WHAT YA WAITING FOR?GO GET YA feige, abb. NEWTONS!
Remember to Kommentar your Frage and I will answer ASAP!Okay?Okay!
Now a Zufällig moment!:
MONKEY PANTS!!!!MONKEY PANTS!FRIED CLOWN!CHURCH PANTS!FLUBBER MONKEY!BANANA PANTS!
LOL HAHA XD!:P!HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
(IGNORE THIS PART I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Its sunday morning 5 pm..i mean am...damn it....charly mc picknose was just getting out of bed
charly: *gets up,rubs eyes n opens eyes*...aaaaaah!!...what the hell lary....whatcha doing in mah room!!?!???!??!
(lary bonerhead was charlys best friend)
lary:actualy this is my room,you fell unconcious at the middle of the party
charly:what party,i graubraun, dun remember anything
rock:the best party ever!!!!how do Du not remember it
(rock....idk his last name,no one knows...is a party crasher,he will sneek into any party)
lary:what the hell!!!how did i not notice Du rock
rock: oh i was sleeping in your bushes outside your house
jarry:rock....you idiot
(jarry lick a lot is...well...everyones friend,everyone knows him n everyone respects him....)
rock:no Du are the idiot,idiot
(....exept rock)
jarry:how am i the idiot,i didnt sleep in the bushes....i slept in your dog house.....
End of part 1
charly: *gets up,rubs eyes n opens eyes*...aaaaaah!!...what the hell lary....whatcha doing in mah room!!?!???!??!
(lary bonerhead was charlys best friend)
lary:actualy this is my room,you fell unconcious at the middle of the party
charly:what party,i graubraun, dun remember anything
rock:the best party ever!!!!how do Du not remember it
(rock....idk his last name,no one knows...is a party crasher,he will sneek into any party)
lary:what the hell!!!how did i not notice Du rock
rock: oh i was sleeping in your bushes outside your house
jarry:rock....you idiot
(jarry lick a lot is...well...everyones friend,everyone knows him n everyone respects him....)
rock:no Du are the idiot,idiot
(....exept rock)
jarry:how am i the idiot,i didnt sleep in the bushes....i slept in your dog house.....
End of part 1