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1)"Why, do Du find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Liebe the Sekunde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Du actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
oder just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."

6)I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know Du have fantasies but keep them to yourself."

7)"why, Du interested"? :) :)

8)That's not what your mom sagte last night.

9)'And...? This concerns Du because...?'

Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it Mehr as a statement than an offense.

10)At least I'm not a homophobe.

11)I was in this situation before and I turn to the person and looked him in the face and sagte “ well honey, I guess Du would know better than anyone would since Du were biting the kissen last night.”

12)What tipped Du off, my great sense of style, biting wit oder was it your GAYDAR honey?

13)"I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.

14)"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me.

It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a rosa streak within themselves.

15)must admit the best reply i ever heard was to a real bit brute of a fella and he was totally shocked.

The big fella sagte "Oi are Du bent"

Quick reply was " Why have Du got a crooked cock"

That was the end of that.

16)"Is that a statement oder a come-on?"

17)YES i am HAPPY have Du got a problem with that?

18)"I wear glasses as well. Just in case Du didn't notice."

19)"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves"

20)o0o0o0o baby Du would know, then blow a KISS at them.

21)"And why exactly would Du want to know...?"

Then turn and walk casually away.
Don't even play their silly little game Von trying to make a "Comeback".

22) "does the term get a life mean anything to you?"

oder there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.

23)No, I'm extatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.

24)Say "Yea, so blow me"

25)"ooof, Du find me cute, don't Du ;)"

26)Just say, If Du don't tell anyone that I have a wooden penis then I wont tell anyone that Du have splinters in your mouth.

27)Thanks. And I'm an adult too."

And walk away.

Why bother staying near idiots like this?

28)''And you're cute!''
Don't forget a 'menacing smile' yo...

29)Don't hate Me because Du aren't me!

30)And you're what? Sad?

31)"In your dreams"

32)Well, if Du AREN'T gay oder bi, and the person who's asking is the same sex Du are, try, "If you're looking for a date, you're going to have to look somewhere else; I can't help you."

oder -- "I don't know what Du need, but you're not going to find it here."

oder -- "What's bugging you? Something to hide? Du pulling a Larry Craig on us?"

Larry Craig is the conservative Republican "pro-family" U.S. Senator from Idaho who has been hateful to gay people to try to cover up that he, himself, has sex with strange men in public washrooms (despite having a female spouse back home.)

Du want to avoid Antwort that insult gay people. Du want an answer that insults oder at least deflects the person who is starting the anti-gay attack on you.

33)I deleted it, it was duplicate.

34)What kind of "cable" do Du get. It looks like Du have DSL.

35)Well, I prefer to be known as jolly oder happy, but I appreciate Du wanting to include me in your social group.

36)In my case, "No, only halfway." :)

37)Are Du dropping hints .. and if Du are .. sorry you're not my type .. that's what I'll say .. LOL .. Hey not that I'm gay ..

38)You weren't complaining last night!

39)"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."

40)You only say that because I turned down your boyfriend.

41)At least I know the difference between “you're” and “your”.

42)You may want to say so are many other people and that is not every nice!It is your choice what Du want to be in your own ways!Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!

43)And you're point is.....

44)I'm sorry I know Du want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.

45)"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogative term, as I sense that this is..is nothing Mehr than ignorance and tells a lot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!

46)say "I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we're both ready to come out"

47)..and Du find me attractive?

48)'say'no I'm not gay, but Hey but Du don't need to take my word for it just ask your mom.

49)You're straight.Thanks for the observation.

50)'thank god, I didn't think Du felt the same, come here lover!"

51)In fact i am gay. if you're intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.

52)I may be happy (gay)but ,not desperate enough to want to go out with you....

53)Want my number?

54)Best comeback for guys when another guy says you're gay just look at him and point to you're Penis and when he looks just say who's gay now? and walk away.

55)If this is high-school- first, is there anything about that statement that hits closer to Home than Du would like? If there is, deal with this immediately, and then bite the bullet-
say yes.
whatever any foul idiot with no imagination calls you, say yes. After Du agree with them, there is nothing Mehr they can do. Turn it around, and throw it back in their face. I was tormented through high-school, middle-school, elementary school- Du name it. Fat, ugly, a lesbian, a witch, whatever. Say yes. They stopped calling me everything after I agreed with them. When they called me a lesbian, I put the two fingered V up to my mouth and flicked my tongue, and the guys taunting me flipped out and ran away- no joke. These tormentors will not stop immediately, because they're testing you, but hold firm. When Du do not react, they can not hurt you.

56)How about "if Du have a problem with that, then Du are the one with the problem"

57)Pucker up and say " Your place oder mine?"

58)Like Jerry Seinfeld sagte "not that there is anything wrong with that"

59)'So is your face!'

Please note that the first reply doesn't work if the person is your brother oder sister...

Seriously, though. If someone calls Du gay with a genuine intention to hurt Du based on your sexuality, let them. Tell them they're right, oder wrong as the case may be. A person that crude and insensitive doesn't deserve your attention.

60)"Your mother (if you're a girl) didn't seem to mind."
"Your father (if you're a boy) didn't seem to mind."

61)You say "yes I do find myself to be a very happy person." oder say "that's not my name at all, Du should really try to keep your names/faces in order."

Gay has many different meanings and is also a name.

62)How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."

63)"Not without abendessen and a movie first!"

64)Why? Are Du looking for a date?

65)I'm sorry, but I just don't like Du like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.

66)"I never noticed before but Du have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off*

"But I thought Du liked it last night" *pout*

"No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does Liebe anal!"

67)Damn Skippy! Now dip me Schokolade and throw me to the lesbians!

Haha!

68)Bend over and lets find out :P

69)You better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll Zeigen Du how it's done.

70)"would Du please excuse me, and walk away".

71)Well if the other person is of the same sex as you, Du can always say something like " Just because I am hot does not mean I am yours!"

72)LOL...This has happened to me...Another female told everyone I was a lesbian. I confronted her...She of course played it up for her friends, and as she was walking away, I grabbed her and kissed her. Am I a lesbian? No. Did she ever say anything about me again? No. Muahahaha

73)OH darling, that coming from someone who gave me a good blow job last night.

74)Oh am I? Tell me about it.

75)I know Du are but what am I? (I always find that so lame it just cracks me up)

76)"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"

77)if they don't like it tell the straighties to stop making gay babies.

78)Why! I didn't know Du were gay? ..You're not?...Then why are Du giving me a physical appraisal?

79)Jack: "Hello, are Du Gay?"
Gay: "Yes Jack, Nice to meet you"

80)And you're about as straight as a circle.

81)So is your Dad, look how Du turned out.

82)For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one")
Wird angezeigt Du don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are Du GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.")
If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for Du to find out they're not worth your time.

83)Yeah.... In your wet dreams .

84)Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?

85)With a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice -

"gosh that really is a killer insult...."

followed Von a big yawn.

86)Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was?

87)At least when I look into a mirror, I don't break it!

88)Are Du free Saturday night?

89)If it's a girl:
"Sorry to disappoint."

in general:
"You're right! I AM a happy person!"
"Did Du find that in a trash can? It kinda stinks..."
"YOU'D wanna know."
"Sorry, bud. Not interested."
"is that your face, oder did your neck throw up on you?"
"If Du were looking in the mirror, I'd say the same."

90)"Why, are Du interested?"
"Not for you."
What, do Du like me?
Why'd Du say that,are Du fantasizing about me again?
"Only in your wildest dreams"
"AWW! Schauspielen a whittle tough just cause Du can't have me?"
"Get your pants off and we'll test that theory"
"Only for you, sexy!"
"your mom/dad sure found out"-OH Von the way is he/she free this Saturday night?
"your mother/father tells me that all the time"

"I know that Du are jealous but do try to understand sweetie that I am just not attracted to bitches/dickheads so go find another girl/guy to have a crush on" and if he/she says he/she doesn't have a crush on Du say "that's funny Du are giving me all this attention and not on the guys/girls why is that"

oder "I am not the one that's oppressing about it do Du have something Du want to tell us" and if he/she says that he/she is not oppressing about being a gay then say "hey I am not the one who has sagte the word gay "x" times there's nothing wrong with Du being sexually attracted to women/men"

Du know what? I would absolutely Liebe to see life from your point of view, but I simply can't seem to stick my head THAT far up my ass.

91)Is that an offer?

92)I no that's your sexual fantasy.

93)Give them a condescending look and say "Well, yeah, that's why I don't have time for small-minded fuckwits like yourself."

94)Yeah, Gay like a Fox!!

95)how about "no shit?!" :) congratulations Du aren't so stupid after all.

Okay these are a lot,well I was bored. :)
So believe it oder not, I don’t go out of my way to look for bad games. Unless there’s some weird Weihnachten event, I never look at a PS2 game and think, “This looks like a fucking piece of shit. I wanna play that”. No, I usually want to give the games I talk about on here the benefit of the doubt and Zeigen them some sort of respect. Be it something that pulls me in oder something that intrigues me. Like I didn’t buy Marc Ecko’s Getting Up with the intent of hating it. I bought it because it looked like a fun game and I like the urban setting. It only happened to be a pile of trash. But...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I Lost my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I Lost my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't Du cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with Tattoos who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my Favorit things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big hügel of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the oben, nach oben of my lungs
"What's going on?"

And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I sagte "Hey, a-what's going on?"
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I sagte "Hey, a-what's going on?"

Ooh,...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
I wanna take Du somewhere so Du know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought Du daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't blume like they did last spring

And I wanna KISS you, make Du feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up

On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up

Oh oh

And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight
But my hands been broken, one too many times
So I'll use my voice,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy Zeigen that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank Du everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank Du very much....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Du can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 22: Wayne's Invention

Wayne was sitting on his front porch when he saw Parker arrive in his Packard, followed Von Kevin in his truck, and Liam in a Buick.

Wayne: Perfect. Right on time.
Kevin: *Walks with Liam, and Parker towards Wayne*
Liam: Good morning.
Parker: What did...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Ooh yeah

I just pretend
That i'm in the dark
And i don't regret
'Cause my herz can't
Take a loss

I'd rather be
so oblivious
I'd rather be
with you

When it's said, when it's done, yeah
I don't ever wanna know
I can tell what you've done, yeah
When i look at you

In your eyes
I see there's something burning inside you
Oh, inside you
In your eyes
I know it hurts to smile, but Du try to
Oh, Du try to
You always try to hide the pain
You always know just what to say
I always look the other way
I'm blind, i'm blind
In your eyes
You lie, but i don't let it define you
Oh, define you

I try to find love
In someone else
too many...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Yeah

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe Du can Zeigen me how to love
Maybe

I'm goin' through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch
Baby

I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded Von the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm running outta time
'Cause i can see the sun light up the sky
So i hit the road in overdrive
Baby

O-o-o-o-oh...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the United Kingdom, a dark green Jaguar F-Type was chasing a Toyota Tundra.

British Agent: *Driving the F-Type* Goal Keeper, this is Chelsea. I'm in pursuit of the bandits.
MI6 Operator: Chelsea, this is Goal Keeper, we're tracking your progress so far. Don't let them escape with those plans.
British Agent: Roger sir. I won't let Du down.
MI6 Clerk: *Walks towards the Operator* What plans did they steal from us?
MI6 Operator: Plans for a special motorcycle with a hang glider.
MI6 Clerk: *Looks at the Operator's computer screen* What's that to the right of Chelsea?
MI6 Operator: It looks like a...
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Du guys having a good time?






I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one Mehr week probably xD

The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 Minuten to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso Lost my temper but things went great :)

I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now LOL xD jk I dont.


Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^






Have some of my breathtaking Fotografie shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the Icon contest when I have free time soon.
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Don't ask!! just accept it XD
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Rain 😎
 Friends of Fanpop are with me on mountain oben, nach oben XD
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 Proud to be a photographer^^
Proud to be a photographer^^
 Amazing clouds.
Amazing clouds.
 My coffee relaxing on a baum XD
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 New look XD
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"The cup has runneth over"

As a black man. This was a long time coming. We've always had that position of Sekunde class citizen in the United States after slavery and now this is another big step the civil rights movement is taking to progress equality for all.

All over the US. Police officers are being corrupt on the fucking news during the riots and the peaceful protesting and I thank god that people were there to showcase that. From the depression,the covid-19 deaths and general inequality that has happened for LITERAL years in all facets. It's about time people rose up against this country...
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Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for Du all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on Playstation 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I Liebe the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the Musik is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...
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So Marc Ecko, fashion designer, entrepreneur and a lot of other things that I do not know. I am not familiar with this man, and I’ve never seen any of his works. But I am familiar with his one time video game directorial debut. Wanting to create a game all about hip hop and graffiti, Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Content’s Under Pressure was born. The game was published Von Atari, the kings of the bargain bin, and developed Von The Collective, responsible for creating a lot of licensed games before merging with Shiny Entertainment to become Double Helix Games, which would later go on to be bought...
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I noticed some very sad things if Du replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..

1: Jack's bitter line "teach me and your just run away again oder something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole Jahr when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.

2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill oder capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.

3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man Von this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.

4: If Du have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..

5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
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I’ve never heard of this game up until now. I was watching a video on obscure titles Von Atlus that weren’t SMT oder Persona and one game that caught my attention was this strange little game called Baroque. Released originally for the Sega Saturn in Japan only, it got a remake for the PS2 and Wii, and when Atlus got word of it, they decided to Veröffentlichen the game, since the game was developed Von Sting, and got it released in North America. And honestly, looking at this game, with a post-apocalyptic setting and all this talk of gods and Engel and stuff… Yeah, I can see why Atlus wanted to...
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Warning: This Artikel is very repetitive and silly.

He-Man: "I have the power!"
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Robert De Niro: "Are Du talking to me?" (The Kool-Aid Man remains silent.)
Robert De Niro: "Are Du talking to me?" (No response)
Robert De Niro: "I'm the only one here, so Du must be talking to me."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyways."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Batman: "I want Du to tell all your Friends about me. I'm Batman."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Lex Luthor: "Nobody wants war. I just want to keep...
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Back in the good old days of the early 2000s, skateboarding was a big deal. It was hard to not hear a bunch of kids going around the city blasting Green Tag as they were doing ollie over school stairs, which was the style at the time. Nowadays, skateboarding is kind of a dead medium and skateparks have become as ancient as the pyramids of Egypt. I was always amazed Von the style of skateboarding ever since I played Tony Hawk. And today’s game… has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Tony Hawk games. No, instead we’re heading to the far off lands to the east. That’s right, a Japanese...
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Well this is a game I never knew existed. Most of these games, I had minor knowledge of, but this is a game I never heard of, not a once. Terrawars: New York Invasion is a shooter all about playing as a soldier that must stop an alien invasion taking place in New York, obviously. The game was developed Von Lady Luck Digital Media, this being their first and last game. Released on Xbox Original and PC, Terrawars was a game made on passion. The developers themselves went to New York City, Manhattan to be exact, in order to get the game to look as close to New York as possible. It’s kind of nice...
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