1)"Why, do Du find me irresistible?"
2)"No, I just dress better than you"
3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"
4)"I Liebe the Sekunde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.
NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Du actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."
5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
oder just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."
6)I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know Du have fantasies but keep them to yourself."
7)"why, Du interested"? :) :)
8)That's not what your mom sagte last night.
9)'And...? This concerns Du because...?'
Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it Mehr as a statement than an offense.
10)At least I'm not a homophobe.
11)I was in this situation before and I turn to the person and looked him in the face and sagte “ well honey, I guess Du would know better than anyone would since Du were biting the kissen last night.”
12)What tipped Du off, my great sense of style, biting wit oder was it your GAYDAR honey?
13)"I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.
14)"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me.
It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a rosa streak within themselves.
15)must admit the best reply i ever heard was to a real bit brute of a fella and he was totally shocked.
The big fella sagte "Oi are Du bent"
Quick reply was " Why have Du got a crooked cock"
That was the end of that.
16)"Is that a statement oder a come-on?"
17)YES i am HAPPY have Du got a problem with that?
18)"I wear glasses as well. Just in case Du didn't notice."
19)"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves"
20)o0o0o0o baby Du would know, then blow a KISS at them.
21)"And why exactly would Du want to know...?"
Then turn and walk casually away.
Don't even play their silly little game Von trying to make a "Comeback".
22) "does the term get a life mean anything to you?"
oder there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.
23)No, I'm extatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.
24)Say "Yea, so blow me"
25)"ooof, Du find me cute, don't Du ;)"
26)Just say, If Du don't tell anyone that I have a wooden penis then I wont tell anyone that Du have splinters in your mouth.
27)Thanks. And I'm an adult too."
And walk away.
Why bother staying near idiots like this?
28)''And you're cute!''
Don't forget a 'menacing smile' yo...
29)Don't hate Me because Du aren't me!
30)And you're what? Sad?
31)"In your dreams"
32)Well, if Du AREN'T gay oder bi, and the person who's asking is the same sex Du are, try, "If you're looking for a date, you're going to have to look somewhere else; I can't help you."
oder -- "I don't know what Du need, but you're not going to find it here."
oder -- "What's bugging you? Something to hide? Du pulling a Larry Craig on us?"
Larry Craig is the conservative Republican "pro-family" U.S. Senator from Idaho who has been hateful to gay people to try to cover up that he, himself, has sex with strange men in public washrooms (despite having a female spouse back home.)
Du want to avoid Antwort that insult gay people. Du want an answer that insults oder at least deflects the person who is starting the anti-gay attack on you.
33)I deleted it, it was duplicate.
34)What kind of "cable" do Du get. It looks like Du have DSL.
35)Well, I prefer to be known as jolly oder happy, but I appreciate Du wanting to include me in your social group.
36)In my case, "No, only halfway." :)
37)Are Du dropping hints .. and if Du are .. sorry you're not my type .. that's what I'll say .. LOL .. Hey not that I'm gay ..
38)You weren't complaining last night!
39)"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."
40)You only say that because I turned down your boyfriend.
41)At least I know the difference between “you're” and “your”.
42)You may want to say so are many other people and that is not every nice!It is your choice what Du want to be in your own ways!Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!
43)And you're point is.....
44)I'm sorry I know Du want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.
45)"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogative term, as I sense that this is..is nothing Mehr than ignorance and tells a lot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!
46)say "I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we're both ready to come out"
47)..and Du find me attractive?
48)'say'no I'm not gay, but Hey but Du don't need to take my word for it just ask your mom.
49)You're straight.Thanks for the observation.
50)'thank god, I didn't think Du felt the same, come here lover!"
51)In fact i am gay. if you're intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.
52)I may be happy (gay)but ,not desperate enough to want to go out with you....
53)Want my number?
54)Best comeback for guys when another guy says you're gay just look at him and point to you're Penis and when he looks just say who's gay now? and walk away.
55)If this is high-school- first, is there anything about that statement that hits closer to Home than Du would like? If there is, deal with this immediately, and then bite the bullet-
say yes.
whatever any foul idiot with no imagination calls you, say yes. After Du agree with them, there is nothing Mehr they can do. Turn it around, and throw it back in their face. I was tormented through high-school, middle-school, elementary school- Du name it. Fat, ugly, a lesbian, a witch, whatever. Say yes. They stopped calling me everything after I agreed with them. When they called me a lesbian, I put the two fingered V up to my mouth and flicked my tongue, and the guys taunting me flipped out and ran away- no joke. These tormentors will not stop immediately, because they're testing you, but hold firm. When Du do not react, they can not hurt you.
56)How about "if Du have a problem with that, then Du are the one with the problem"
57)Pucker up and say " Your place oder mine?"
58)Like Jerry Seinfeld sagte "not that there is anything wrong with that"
59)'So is your face!'
Please note that the first reply doesn't work if the person is your brother oder sister...
Seriously, though. If someone calls Du gay with a genuine intention to hurt Du based on your sexuality, let them. Tell them they're right, oder wrong as the case may be. A person that crude and insensitive doesn't deserve your attention.
60)"Your mother (if you're a girl) didn't seem to mind."
"Your father (if you're a boy) didn't seem to mind."
61)You say "yes I do find myself to be a very happy person." oder say "that's not my name at all, Du should really try to keep your names/faces in order."
Gay has many different meanings and is also a name.
62)How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."
63)"Not without abendessen and a movie first!"
64)Why? Are Du looking for a date?
65)I'm sorry, but I just don't like Du like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.
66)"I never noticed before but Du have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off*
"But I thought Du liked it last night" *pout*
"No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does Liebe anal!"
67)Damn Skippy! Now dip me Schokolade and throw me to the lesbians!
Haha!
68)Bend over and lets find out :P
69)You better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll Zeigen Du how it's done.
70)"would Du please excuse me, and walk away".
71)Well if the other person is of the same sex as you, Du can always say something like " Just because I am hot does not mean I am yours!"
72)LOL...This has happened to me...Another female told everyone I was a lesbian. I confronted her...She of course played it up for her friends, and as she was walking away, I grabbed her and kissed her. Am I a lesbian? No. Did she ever say anything about me again? No. Muahahaha
73)OH darling, that coming from someone who gave me a good blow job last night.
74)Oh am I? Tell me about it.
75)I know Du are but what am I? (I always find that so lame it just cracks me up)
76)"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"
77)if they don't like it tell the straighties to stop making gay babies.
78)Why! I didn't know Du were gay? ..You're not?...Then why are Du giving me a physical appraisal?
79)Jack: "Hello, are Du Gay?"
Gay: "Yes Jack, Nice to meet you"
80)And you're about as straight as a circle.
81)So is your Dad, look how Du turned out.
82)For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one")
Wird angezeigt Du don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are Du GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.")
If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for Du to find out they're not worth your time.
83)Yeah.... In your wet dreams .
84)Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?
85)With a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice -
"gosh that really is a killer insult...."
followed Von a big yawn.
86)Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was?
87)At least when I look into a mirror, I don't break it!
88)Are Du free Saturday night?
89)If it's a girl:
"Sorry to disappoint."
in general:
"You're right! I AM a happy person!"
"Did Du find that in a trash can? It kinda stinks..."
"YOU'D wanna know."
"Sorry, bud. Not interested."
"is that your face, oder did your neck throw up on you?"
"If Du were looking in the mirror, I'd say the same."
90)"Why, are Du interested?"
"Not for you."
What, do Du like me?
Why'd Du say that,are Du fantasizing about me again?
"Only in your wildest dreams"
"AWW! Schauspielen a whittle tough just cause Du can't have me?"
"Get your pants off and we'll test that theory"
"Only for you, sexy!"
"your mom/dad sure found out"-OH Von the way is he/she free this Saturday night?
"your mother/father tells me that all the time"
"I know that Du are jealous but do try to understand sweetie that I am just not attracted to bitches/dickheads so go find another girl/guy to have a crush on" and if he/she says he/she doesn't have a crush on Du say "that's funny Du are giving me all this attention and not on the guys/girls why is that"
oder "I am not the one that's oppressing about it do Du have something Du want to tell us" and if he/she says that he/she is not oppressing about being a gay then say "hey I am not the one who has sagte the word gay "x" times there's nothing wrong with Du being sexually attracted to women/men"
Du know what? I would absolutely Liebe to see life from your point of view, but I simply can't seem to stick my head THAT far up my ass.
91)Is that an offer?
92)I no that's your sexual fantasy.
93)Give them a condescending look and say "Well, yeah, that's why I don't have time for small-minded fuckwits like yourself."
94)Yeah, Gay like a Fox!!
95)how about "no shit?!" :) congratulations Du aren't so stupid after all.
Okay these are a lot,well I was bored. :)
2)"No, I just dress better than you"
3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"
4)"I Liebe the Sekunde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.
NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Du actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."
5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
oder just say, "Well, I guess you'd be the one to know."
6)I'd just say "Whoaaa. I know Du have fantasies but keep them to yourself."
7)"why, Du interested"? :) :)
8)That's not what your mom sagte last night.
9)'And...? This concerns Du because...?'
Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it Mehr as a statement than an offense.
10)At least I'm not a homophobe.
11)I was in this situation before and I turn to the person and looked him in the face and sagte “ well honey, I guess Du would know better than anyone would since Du were biting the kissen last night.”
12)What tipped Du off, my great sense of style, biting wit oder was it your GAYDAR honey?
13)"I'm not even going to acknowledge your stupidity and close mindedness.' and walk away. It's not worth getting into a pissing match over. Pick your battles.
14)"It takes one to know one" always worked well for me.
It belittles the homophobe within his own warped value-system, without belittling you. It's rather childish of course, and is not of course 100% literally true, but although I haven't actually used it in 30-odd years (not having been called gay for a while), I've often had cause to reflect on its essential wisdom. Many gay-bashers are hiding, I believe, something of a rosa streak within themselves.
15)must admit the best reply i ever heard was to a real bit brute of a fella and he was totally shocked.
The big fella sagte "Oi are Du bent"
Quick reply was " Why have Du got a crooked cock"
That was the end of that.
16)"Is that a statement oder a come-on?"
17)YES i am HAPPY have Du got a problem with that?
18)"I wear glasses as well. Just in case Du didn't notice."
19)"Usually when one accuses another of being homosexual, it is simply to cover up their own fears and insecurities and thoughts about being homosexual themselves"
20)o0o0o0o baby Du would know, then blow a KISS at them.
21)"And why exactly would Du want to know...?"
Then turn and walk casually away.
Don't even play their silly little game Von trying to make a "Comeback".
22) "does the term get a life mean anything to you?"
oder there's always the classic- give him a pitying look and walk away.
23)No, I'm extatic!!!, say it with a massive grin on your face.
24)Say "Yea, so blow me"
25)"ooof, Du find me cute, don't Du ;)"
26)Just say, If Du don't tell anyone that I have a wooden penis then I wont tell anyone that Du have splinters in your mouth.
27)Thanks. And I'm an adult too."
And walk away.
Why bother staying near idiots like this?
28)''And you're cute!''
Don't forget a 'menacing smile' yo...
29)Don't hate Me because Du aren't me!
30)And you're what? Sad?
31)"In your dreams"
32)Well, if Du AREN'T gay oder bi, and the person who's asking is the same sex Du are, try, "If you're looking for a date, you're going to have to look somewhere else; I can't help you."
oder -- "I don't know what Du need, but you're not going to find it here."
oder -- "What's bugging you? Something to hide? Du pulling a Larry Craig on us?"
Larry Craig is the conservative Republican "pro-family" U.S. Senator from Idaho who has been hateful to gay people to try to cover up that he, himself, has sex with strange men in public washrooms (despite having a female spouse back home.)
Du want to avoid Antwort that insult gay people. Du want an answer that insults oder at least deflects the person who is starting the anti-gay attack on you.
33)I deleted it, it was duplicate.
34)What kind of "cable" do Du get. It looks like Du have DSL.
35)Well, I prefer to be known as jolly oder happy, but I appreciate Du wanting to include me in your social group.
36)In my case, "No, only halfway." :)
37)Are Du dropping hints .. and if Du are .. sorry you're not my type .. that's what I'll say .. LOL .. Hey not that I'm gay ..
38)You weren't complaining last night!
39)"I', sorry if I misled you. I prefer the opposite sex so I would not be a fun date, but we can still be friends."
40)You only say that because I turned down your boyfriend.
41)At least I know the difference between “you're” and “your”.
42)You may want to say so are many other people and that is not every nice!It is your choice what Du want to be in your own ways!Many people are gay but that does not bother most people and it doesn't bother me!
43)And you're point is.....
44)I'm sorry I know Du want me to be a homosexual so we can hook up but I'm really not gay so it just wouldn't work between us.
45)"Is there a problem with being happy?" (using gay as a derogative term, as I sense that this is..is nothing Mehr than ignorance and tells a lot about the person saying it) Don't worry be gay!
46)say "I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we're both ready to come out"
47)..and Du find me attractive?
48)'say'no I'm not gay, but Hey but Du don't need to take my word for it just ask your mom.
49)You're straight.Thanks for the observation.
50)'thank god, I didn't think Du felt the same, come here lover!"
51)In fact i am gay. if you're intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.
52)I may be happy (gay)but ,not desperate enough to want to go out with you....
53)Want my number?
54)Best comeback for guys when another guy says you're gay just look at him and point to you're Penis and when he looks just say who's gay now? and walk away.
55)If this is high-school- first, is there anything about that statement that hits closer to Home than Du would like? If there is, deal with this immediately, and then bite the bullet-
say yes.
whatever any foul idiot with no imagination calls you, say yes. After Du agree with them, there is nothing Mehr they can do. Turn it around, and throw it back in their face. I was tormented through high-school, middle-school, elementary school- Du name it. Fat, ugly, a lesbian, a witch, whatever. Say yes. They stopped calling me everything after I agreed with them. When they called me a lesbian, I put the two fingered V up to my mouth and flicked my tongue, and the guys taunting me flipped out and ran away- no joke. These tormentors will not stop immediately, because they're testing you, but hold firm. When Du do not react, they can not hurt you.
56)How about "if Du have a problem with that, then Du are the one with the problem"
57)Pucker up and say " Your place oder mine?"
58)Like Jerry Seinfeld sagte "not that there is anything wrong with that"
59)'So is your face!'
Please note that the first reply doesn't work if the person is your brother oder sister...
Seriously, though. If someone calls Du gay with a genuine intention to hurt Du based on your sexuality, let them. Tell them they're right, oder wrong as the case may be. A person that crude and insensitive doesn't deserve your attention.
60)"Your mother (if you're a girl) didn't seem to mind."
"Your father (if you're a boy) didn't seem to mind."
61)You say "yes I do find myself to be a very happy person." oder say "that's not my name at all, Du should really try to keep your names/faces in order."
Gay has many different meanings and is also a name.
62)How about "Hey, ducky, you're the one whose dating me."
63)"Not without abendessen and a movie first!"
64)Why? Are Du looking for a date?
65)I'm sorry, but I just don't like Du like that. Sorry things didn't turn out for you.
66)"I never noticed before but Du have a great butt, honey" *blow kiss/wink and walk off*
"But I thought Du liked it last night" *pout*
"No, but your girlfriend/mom/sister sure does Liebe anal!"
67)Damn Skippy! Now dip me Schokolade and throw me to the lesbians!
Haha!
68)Bend over and lets find out :P
69)You better believe it baby, now turn around and I'll Zeigen Du how it's done.
70)"would Du please excuse me, and walk away".
71)Well if the other person is of the same sex as you, Du can always say something like " Just because I am hot does not mean I am yours!"
72)LOL...This has happened to me...Another female told everyone I was a lesbian. I confronted her...She of course played it up for her friends, and as she was walking away, I grabbed her and kissed her. Am I a lesbian? No. Did she ever say anything about me again? No. Muahahaha
73)OH darling, that coming from someone who gave me a good blow job last night.
74)Oh am I? Tell me about it.
75)I know Du are but what am I? (I always find that so lame it just cracks me up)
76)"I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"
77)if they don't like it tell the straighties to stop making gay babies.
78)Why! I didn't know Du were gay? ..You're not?...Then why are Du giving me a physical appraisal?
79)Jack: "Hello, are Du Gay?"
Gay: "Yes Jack, Nice to meet you"
80)And you're about as straight as a circle.
81)So is your Dad, look how Du turned out.
82)For a kid: "They say gays have the best gaydar!" (or equivalent "takes one to know one")
Wird angezeigt Du don't care ("I support gay people" "What, are Du GAY?" "Um, yeah, because the fact I've just stuck up for gays means I'd be reeeeeeeeally insulted if a bigot thought I was one.")
If you're an adult, though? Seriously, who gives two shits? It's not an insult, and when people mean it as an insult it's just a quick way for Du to find out they're not worth your time.
83)Yeah.... In your wet dreams .
84)Isn't it weird how we can always recognize another gay?
85)With a deadpan expression, and a flat toneless voice -
"gosh that really is a killer insult...."
followed Von a big yawn.
86)Would it significantly raise your IQ if I was?
87)At least when I look into a mirror, I don't break it!
88)Are Du free Saturday night?
89)If it's a girl:
"Sorry to disappoint."
in general:
"You're right! I AM a happy person!"
"Did Du find that in a trash can? It kinda stinks..."
"YOU'D wanna know."
"Sorry, bud. Not interested."
"is that your face, oder did your neck throw up on you?"
"If Du were looking in the mirror, I'd say the same."
90)"Why, are Du interested?"
"Not for you."
What, do Du like me?
Why'd Du say that,are Du fantasizing about me again?
"Only in your wildest dreams"
"AWW! Schauspielen a whittle tough just cause Du can't have me?"
"Get your pants off and we'll test that theory"
"Only for you, sexy!"
"your mom/dad sure found out"-OH Von the way is he/she free this Saturday night?
"your mother/father tells me that all the time"
"I know that Du are jealous but do try to understand sweetie that I am just not attracted to bitches/dickheads so go find another girl/guy to have a crush on" and if he/she says he/she doesn't have a crush on Du say "that's funny Du are giving me all this attention and not on the guys/girls why is that"
oder "I am not the one that's oppressing about it do Du have something Du want to tell us" and if he/she says that he/she is not oppressing about being a gay then say "hey I am not the one who has sagte the word gay "x" times there's nothing wrong with Du being sexually attracted to women/men"
Du know what? I would absolutely Liebe to see life from your point of view, but I simply can't seem to stick my head THAT far up my ass.
91)Is that an offer?
92)I no that's your sexual fantasy.
93)Give them a condescending look and say "Well, yeah, that's why I don't have time for small-minded fuckwits like yourself."
94)Yeah, Gay like a Fox!!
95)how about "no shit?!" :) congratulations Du aren't so stupid after all.
Okay these are a lot,well I was bored. :)
10. Sing “Bad Touch” Von the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Du for Halloween
4. Zeigen him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile oder if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” Von Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Du for Halloween
4. Zeigen him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile oder if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” Von Madonna.
There is a topless Foto of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied Von some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged Foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” sagte her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied Von some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged Foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” sagte her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
If Du think Du Lesen all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real Fan Twilight fan, wait until Du read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years Vor when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Liebe with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years Vor when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Liebe with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can Löschen the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused Von Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle Du with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a herz attack; his herz lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Salati is a leopard that was adopted Von the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate Tiere that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Friends with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a welpe at the time.
Du would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two Tiere connected from the first moment. Now the two Tiere are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
Hayley
