Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The Tag came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing Du know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now Du sir?', he asked the Sekunde man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and Du don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' sagte the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very beliebt cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, Du step out of the house and on the Wand there's a light switch. When Du flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the scheune comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the Zurück three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' sagte the interviewer, stunned Von the response.
'Oh sure', sagte BUBBA. 'You see, the other Tag I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, oder TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The Tag came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing Du know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now Du sir?', he asked the Sekunde man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and Du don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' sagte the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very beliebt cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, Du step out of the house and on the Wand there's a light switch. When Du flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the scheune comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the Zurück three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' sagte the interviewer, stunned Von the response.
'Oh sure', sagte BUBBA. 'You see, the other Tag I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, oder TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
