Zufällig Article: He dont know (poem) Von spunkyonyx

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posted by spunkyonyx

Poem i worte before i got together with my boyfriend!!!

When did my feelings get so deep
Why did they take that big long leap
Going from friend to crush
What a rush
And I don't think he knows

Since when did his smile make me go weak
Since when did his tears make mine start to leak
Why does this happen when I'm always so strong
When people called me wonder woman I guess they were wrong
And I don't think he knows

When he talks I cant help but watch his lips
To notice their shape and curves when they dip
Wait, why am I looking? I don't even know
And I cant help but wonder if he even knows

His beautiful eyes are nothing like ours
They're so deep and bright you'd believe they were stars
They pour forth emotions in raging rivers
They could make even me believe that Santa always delivers
And still he has no idea

His body is perfection though he denies it
It makes my head spin with every glance I give
He could put any woman under his spell
But he doesn't know how I feel and I don't think I'll tell

I Liebe how he looks and who he is
And how he makes me feel like this
I Liebe how he's handsome and smart with a herz so strong
And how he lives every Tag like nothing could go wrong
Still he hasn't got a clue

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

CyD12 aawwn! how cute!! =) I love it!

spunkyonyx thanks!

hawaiiangirl17 awwwww thats so sweet! i love it

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Nick Reviews Special: The evil that is Video Brinquedo

posted by BlondLionEzel

Hey this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a Transformers knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

link

Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a Pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...

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My Heroes: Part 5 (a truelox fanfic)

posted by canal

(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx

~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason sagte hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason sagte letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...

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How to Survive a Horror Movie

posted by MarMar_XigLux

Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether oder not Du are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:

* Du are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* Du are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* Du are, most likely, an idiot.
* Du have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.

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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five Minuten oder so. Memorize...

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30 Fun Things To Do While Driving

posted by TVD_rocks

from the internet :)

1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the Weiter car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The Mehr it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie...

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The Stupidest and Most Randomest State Laws

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

The following dumb laws are, oder were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before Du go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if Du bail off and do something stupid oder try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting...

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Insulting words that are funny and their meanings

posted by KitkatKaysa

I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope Du enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please Kommentar and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make Mehr lines.
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what kids say abour Liebe and marriage LOL

posted by karpach_13

Liebe and Marriage:

"If falling in Liebe is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7

"Love is like an avalanche where Du have to run for your life." -- John, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an Arrow oder something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how Du smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8

"Once...

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Ways to Annoy People in a Movie Theater

posted by dramaqueen00

Just randomly found this:

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can Du fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit Weiter to Du because Du invisible...

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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years

posted by K5-HOWL

Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned Von their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their Home in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded Von mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...

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The 50 Best Things About being Single: For Girls

posted by Milorox18

1. Du can do whatever Du damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. Du can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. Du can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. Du don't having to think about birth control, calendars oder ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. Du can go out and flirt as much as your herz desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet sitz issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...

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Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park

posted by BellaCullen96

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between Du and the people in front of Du while waiting in line.
Every time Du pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind Du in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let Du off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, oder pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...

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What Should I Write My Artikel On?

posted by Andolion

I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an Artikel on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I Lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an Artikel about reasons why Du should do pointe
1. Du get to be taller
2. Du can use them in self defense
3. Du can... what Du don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 Stunde Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......

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Think YOU're having a Bad Day?

posted by ShadowFlame

THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done Von a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the Tag of the...

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Exams rage

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Alphabet letters Hintergrund

added by fatoshleo

Source: @fatoshleo

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Online Character Makers/dress up

posted by AislingYJ

I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with Du a few websites online that Du can Design characters! Du all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, oder just in your mind, and here are some websites where Du can Design their appearance! oder Du could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, oder make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
link
This website is Von far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically Du use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...

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Interesting oder Creepy?- Facts

posted by Quirnechia

Mehr people in history of war have been killed in the name of God (any religion) then any other reason for war
Hellenologophobia - the fear of greek terms
If Du sneeze too hard, Du can fracture a rib. If Du try to suppress a sneeze, Du can rupture a blood vessel in your head oder neck and die.
Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.
You are Mehr likely to be struck Von lightning than to be eaten Von a shark.
You are Mehr likely to be infected by...

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My opinion on correcting grammar and spelling

posted by User20392

Grammar and spelling issues have been discussed several times and I just thought I would give my opinion on the subject. This Artikel is mostly aimed for those who call themselves "Grammar Nazis", but I would be Mehr than glad that everyone else reads it as well, including the "Grammar Nazis" that aren't overly critical. Before I go on, I will point out that my English may not be so good since it is not my first language and I'm not studying it, but I'm trying as hard as I can to improve it every day, so my apologies if anything I've sagte here isn't understandable.

So having good grammar and...

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How to Make Skittles wodka

posted by australia-101

Skittles Vodka

Things You'll Need:

A handle (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) of wodka per bag of Skittles

A large bag of Skittles Süßigkeiten (the "movie size" bag)

Each handle of wodka (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) requires a large bag worth of Skittles, so if Du plan on doing only one flavor for a flavorful vodka, you'll have to buy 5 large bags of Skittles.

Coffee filter oder extremely clean t-shirt
Large funnel oder strainer to hold filter

Steps:

1. Separate the Farben of Skittles that Du want to flavor the wodka with. Many people choose to leave out the green, which is limette, lime if Du are using original Skittles,...

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Sad Stories Regarding AIDS

posted by DramaQueen1020

Sad Stories About AIDS

I found these stories online. These are true stories.

I used to know Josephat and his lovely family of a wife, 2 daughters and a son. He used to live in a town 1,000Km from the city. The town is on the Tanzania Zambia border. He used to come to the city many times during the Jahr on his pickup transporter, van but when I did not see him for over a Jahr I inquired from his cousin. The cousin informed me that he had a motor accident on the Dar es Salaam Zambia Highway. He died on the spot. That was 6 years ago. I had forgotten about him and family till yesterday when I met his cousin...