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1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if Du worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell Du to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your Favorit song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow Zufällig people off and tell them what to buy every Minute oder so. If Du get in trouble, say Du were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your halsband, kragen and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__ was the wrong one."

7. Ask teenagers how often they get grounded, and before they finish their sentence, say, "Oh no. Du is a bad boy/girl!!" in a weird accent. (I have done this. It's so funny!)

8. Sing the national anthem for whatever country you're in, and if people don't sing along, say, "You have no sense of the__________ spirit!!"

9.Announce to everyone that Du have Tropical Jungle Snake Bummbitis, and when Du get weird looks, let the people know that that's the face Du get when Du first have symptoms.

10. Press the call button in the elevator, and when the person on the other end asks what the emergency is, make your most childish voice and try and order Chinese food.

I have personally done all of these things myself, and it hilarious to see people's reactions.
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It’s not time to give this one Mehr try, I don’t think so
Last night Du sagte Du want a last lie
I can’t let Du wreck my plans
I’m planning to let Du go
Oh, only one thing is true, only one thing to do
Time to Löschen you

Burning up all your pictures
Tearing up all your letters
Ripping up all your sweaters
This is, this is
For the better

Slashing up all your tires
Smashing up all your flowers
Grabbing back all my power
‘Cause one mess says I don’t need you
Delete you
Oh, (Oh) Löschen you
Whoa oh (Oh)

It’s not time to say how much Du care, I don’t think so
I don’t want you, I want Du not there...
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Brotherly Love
By: moolah
Prologue

    Growing up with 4 brothers can be hectic. Even though Jesse, my twin brother was born 2 hours before me, he made sure I knew that I was the youngest. My oldest brother, Aaron was protective over me, as well as my 2nd oldest brother Martin was.
    I’m Emberlynn. Just the youngest child of Bernice and Amanda List. Our family lived in the good neighborhood. We always had food, and money. When I was in middle school my Friends would always come over to spy on my twin brother, Jesse. They thought he was cute. We shared...
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CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Du AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Du 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST star, sterne IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Du EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Du BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF oder I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Zeigen earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by fencingrocks
In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science tabelle in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I...
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