Man: If I could see Du naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw Du naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen Du someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this sitz empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Du sit down.
Man: Your place oder mine?
Woman: Both. Du go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do Du do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do Du like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would Du stay there?
Man: Why aren't Du married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't Du married yet?
Woman:Why aren't Du thin?
Man: Why aren't Du married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Woman: If I saw Du naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen Du someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this sitz empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Du sit down.
Man: Your place oder mine?
Woman: Both. Du go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do Du do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do Du like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would Du stay there?
Man: Why aren't Du married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't Du married yet?
Woman:Why aren't Du thin?
Man: Why aren't Du married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.