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posted by invadercalliope

Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing Mehr than the the people who Du spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions Du speak of are only Friends during those fun, yet unimportant times. When painful times come, they won't be your ally."

"Kana? Kana?"

"USO DA!" (Translated as "LIAR!")

"Found you, Keiichi-kun..."

"Don't worry, I used the blunt end of the knife."

"I’m the only one that can help you, Keiichi-kun. I won’t "My God, Du can really be annoying. Thanks to you, my popsicle melted."

"I did it! I did it all! I killed everyone, with my own hands!"

"How about this? Say that you're sorry one thousand times. If Du can do that, I'll let her go."

"If I end up being the only one of us to survive Von letting Du take my place, Sis is going to hate me for the rest of her life. The person I Liebe is already gone but Sis still has hers."

"You gotta hurry if Du have a rival. Sis, a woman's tears can attract a man, but they can't make him stay with you. Du have to keep smiling, but cry at the crucial moments! Hmm, this might be a typical model of moe... Maybe I should try it out on Kei-chan!"

"Next time, I won't make the same mistake...I promise."
allow Du to transfer away. . ."


"Waste your bullets on me, but if Du hurt one of my friends, you'll face a fate worse than hell!"

"Hugging!"

"No! This can't be, this can't be! That Kei-chan will die here...!"

"Wh-What are Du saying... Puppen wouldn't suit my character either, I'm crude and spunky. Kei-chan, even Du always say that!"

"Sit still Keiichi-kun, it's time for your punishment game..."

"It doesn’t matter what you’re trying to hide. I will always know what you’re doing and when and where."

(Daybreak) "Watashi... Kei-chan no koto ga... suki." (I... like you, Kei-chan...)

"Well, it seems that all types of things happen in the adult world."

"I know everyone has their stories of pain and sadness, oder things that they don't want to bring up. But if Du can't be a good friend without telling that, then I don't need any Friends at all!"
"If you're going to put up a Zeigen of torture...I'm sorry, but I'd rather leave the stage."

"Nipah!"

"Mii~"

"...Nano-desu!"

"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"

"All right. I'll play a game with this endless June."

"I'll play with you. Come here, beil girl."
"The only thing I could do is watch, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

"Hau hau hau~"

"Child of Man. What do Du seek from this world?"

"Man cannot forgive mans sins. But I can forgive your sins."

"All of us, together, can make a miracle."

"Sorry Keiichi-kun, I'm only doing it for the cream puffs."

"Gomenasai...Gomenasai...Gomenasai..."

"Forgive me...Forgive me...Forgive me..."
"Are Du watching, Nii-nii? Satoko has become this much stronger!"

"Do whatever Du want to me, just don't go into his room! Don't destroy Nii-Nii's room!"

"No more... I can't stand this anymore. Kill me already... Just hurry up and kill me."

"I understand... We are a loving family."

"Aaah haa haa haa!"
The End
SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do Du think Du could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank Du all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Liebe flirts.
3. A guy can like Du for a minute, and then forget Du afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are Du doing something?" oder "Have Du eaten already?" are the first usual Fragen a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, oder to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get Du in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly Von giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the Weiter family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - Du may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin kappe and feed him grapes when...
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DEMENTED POEMS

Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits

Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter

Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down

Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar Du grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something oder someone

3. Go up to a Zufällig person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki Zufällig noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a brunnen run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to Du in public about the...
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1. At the movies: When Du meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are Du doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t Du try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When Du ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while Vor and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask Du somethingand i want Du to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Du feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Du to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi oder Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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I found this hilarious Artikel on pcworld.com
Don't know who the Autor is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's Auszeichnungen Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a Passwort other than "password" oder "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits Weiter to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be Mehr imaginative.

I will not bore my boss Von with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some Mehr excuses.

I will do less laundry and use Mehr deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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