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1. Angel – Jäger der Finsternis Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying oder you'll get some action faster than a pit stier, bull on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all Du want even if she is the kind who will out chug Du in bier and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names Du never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get Du in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" oder "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.

8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if Du want to lose her.

9. knödel - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a Kommentar about their weight.

10. Obst Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the Mehr Du call her this, the Mehr she'll take it that Du think she's mentally unstable.

11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.

12. Goobers - do Du really want to go there?

13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.

14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.

15. lamm Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when Du think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.

16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.

17. Liebe Lumps - if Du don't want hot suppe poured all over your lap then don't use this one.

18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although Du could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.

19. Monkey Butt - if Du know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's Tag abendessen oder her birthday. If Du use this Du know you'll be getting some later.
    

There Du have it, a oben, nach oben 20 Liste of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. oder read it and laugh. oder at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying oder it can send her into interrogation mode.

A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this Liste wisely and please no wagering.


Source:
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Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell Du about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed Von many Zufällig ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products oder apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined Von an idiot that gepostet a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would Du do something like that?

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I do think that Du probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add Mehr to the Liste when I find Mehr sites I think Du should probably avoid. So if anyone sends Du Links to the following sites, Du have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad Von the name of the URL but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS Du ARE A SICKO I ADVISE Du NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are Du busy?" oder "Are Du doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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posted by Milorox18
1. I Liebe the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Liebe the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Liebe the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Liebe the way Du look at me.

5. I Liebe how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Liebe the way I can’t imagine a Tag without Du in my life.

7. I Liebe the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Liebe the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Liebe the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Liebe how I know you’ll always be there when I need Du to be.

11....
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Source: desktopnexus
-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, Du can KISS my arsch too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the Tag i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to Du does not matter to me

-When your up, your Friends know who Du are.
When you're down, Du know who your Friends are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab Du in the throat with...the messer Du left in my back.

-I was the one who sagte things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a kreis that had its two sides gently compressed Von a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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I got bored, so here Du go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here Von my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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1. ಥ_ಥ

2. ಠ_ಠ

3. Q(^.^Q) (Winner)

4. ~<>" (Mouse)

5. [¬º-°]¬ (Zombie attack)

6. (ô ô) (Surprise)

7. fO_o (Scratching head)

8. c):{) (Smiling Cowboy)

9. (9ò_ó)=@ (Throwing a punch)

10. b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b (Thumbs up)

11. q(-_-)p (Thumbs down)

12. (ρ_-)o (Tired/Rubbing eyes)

13. ø(._.<) (Writing)

15. -_-*,,|, (*sigh* Middle finger)

16. m/ |>_<| m/ (ROCK ON!!)

17. ~(O_O)~ oder ~(O_o)~ (Flying spaghetti Monster)

18. ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ (Staring eyes/Crying eyes)

19. (O.0)/ (I don't know!)

20. ()xxxx{======> Sword

21. ¯(º o)/¯ (Shrug)

22. @_'-' (Snail)

23. <=O=(^^^)=O=>...
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