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Tip Jar Battle

added by SJF_Penguin2

Source: Twitter: @JoesPizzaKC

In late 2017, a pizza Shop in Kansas City had a "tip jar battle" between the penguins and a SWAT team.

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joe's pizza buy the slice

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The penguins of madagascar

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Skipper

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Rico

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Rico

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Kowalski

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Kowalski

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I Liebe this Penguins!!!!!!

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A Family Is Formed (Part 1): (11) Escape

posted by peacebaby7

    “I’m sorry, little guy. Did that mean man come in here and take Du away?” Lorrie asked Kowalski as she set him back in his cage.

    “No, I went exploring! Du should’ve seen me! I opened the door all on my own and everything!” Kowalski chirped excitedly. Lorrie sighed.

    “I’m sorry Preston works for those horrible people. I’m glad Du don’t understand what’s going on. I would hate for Du to realize how cruel the world is,” Lorrie sagte as her eyes went dark. Kowalski sighed and reached through the cage,...

Penguins of Madagascar battle phrases part 2-- victory phrases..

posted by spmana123

This is what they would say after they won a battle...

Skipper:and Du thought u could beat me...heh...

Kowlaski: my calculations are NEVER wrong....I told u I would win...

Private: I...I won? YAY!!

Rico: that was it?....I barely broke a sweat...

Julien: HAHA! Nobody can handle my dancing!

Maurice: julien! I must not lose oder he'll get mad...

Mort: for juliens feet! Hehe....

Fred: I'm sorry....I didn't even know we were foghting...

Dr.blowhole: the world will be mine!! Nobody can stop me!"laughs evily"

Johnson: that was barely a warm up....oh we'll...

Manfredi: heh...I told u would lose a body part....

Marlene: don't underestimate me because I'm a girl...

Roger: aww I feel bad now...want some tee to help heal up your wounds?

ratte king: I'm the strongest there ever is!!!

Hans: just like in Denmark...I always win...hehe...

Tell me what u think:)

The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 5

posted by queenpalm

Soon after, we begin to tell our scary stories. The bunnies did a cute one, the world was out of carrots! (lol) Emma told the story of when the penguins were discovered Von the world. (um, their story is already spoiled all over the Internet) Marlene did one about an invasion of Weltraum squids. (that already happened!) There were some more, but I don't feel like telling them.
It started to get windy when Livi told her story. Very very windy! At Shelly's story, I swear I saw lighting in the distance. It was okay, according to my calculations, we should be finished Von the time the storm comes. ...

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A Banished Prince (Part 2) Chapter 2: Panic!

posted by legendary7

To the oblivion of the humans, Nigel; Private's mother; and Private waddle sleathly at their feet. Private has never seen so many humans in his life, let alone in the same place. He seems helplessly intrigued in them and their bizzare nature. As each one takes a step, he admires how giant-like their feet seem. There are different designs on their feet. That's silly Private thinks. They seem to be able to take them off.
His mother finds him wide-eyed. "Those are called shoes, Private."
"Sho-es?" Private repeats.
"Yes, the people wear them to protect their feet." She teaches the little penguin....

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A Banished Prince (Part 2) Chapter 1: Voyage to A New Home

posted by legendary7

"Bye! Bye!" Private calls, still waving his fins in his mother's flippers.
"Nigel! Come here! Private's okay!" She cheers, and brings him closer. "I Liebe you, Private! I'm so sorry!" She whispers.
"I Liebe you, too; mummy." Private smiles. That's when Nigel waddles up. Private jumps out of her fins and into his uncle's.
"Uncle Nigel!"
"Private! Hello, lad! My it seems like you've grown!"
"Uncle Nigel,"
"I'm serious." Nigel lovingly rubbed the oben, nach oben of Private's head. He giggles, and removes Nigel's flipper.
"Private, who was that?" His mom ponders.
"Oh, that's Skippah!" Private points.
"Skippah?" The...

Which Way Is Home? (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "It Will Rain")

posted by mostar1219

Gio and Private were out in the park getting some snowcones and spending some time together. They felt like there would be no separating them.
When they got back to the HQ, though, they found that Skipper had a postcard in his flippers for Gio. Apparently, Gio was the only one in the group that knew how to read, so they didn't jump to any conclusions until she read it.
"Let me see that," Gio sagte to Skipper, who gave the postcard to her.
It had a picture of the Brookfield Zoo, her old home. When she was Lesen it, her smile slowly turned into a frown.
"What does it say?" Private asked.
"It says,...

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I Need Du Back (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Life After You" Von Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

She was just about 10 miles from Manhattan, but her car broke down. When Monique got out of the car, she was angry and sad that she kicked her front left tire while crying. Luckily, she broke down Von a repair garage. Before she pusher the car closer to the repair garage, she took out her biker outfit and motorcycle from the trunk. She has been riding a motorcycle a lot to get her anger out. She put on the outfit over her clothes and put her helm on.
By the time she got back on the road again, she was remembering that night.
Flashback
She and Kowalski were out for shrimp. A man was talking mess...

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POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 3

posted by werockz

Chapter 3: Party Drama
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The penguins and the Adventure Time characters who were not penguins anymore walked along the sewer. Finn sighed. He remember his adoptive mother Margaret telling baby Finn a story about how the sewer were like. They walked until they found a label that says: Party Land. "What in the name of shrimps?"Skipper asked Von surprise. They saw decorated lights and food. But the most shocking part was the bears and Party Pat dancing and Marshal Lee and Marceline were having a little date. "Whoa! How did Du get in here?"Fionna...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 6: From Ruler To Loser

posted by legendary7

This morning, I take my time to get myself prepared. I mope out of bed, and munch on some fish, that were set on the table. The sun hasn't even risen yet. "It couldn't hurt to get a little Mehr sleep." I think.
As soon as I cover myself up with the sheets. My mother notices and folds her flippers across her chest in disappointment.
"Skipper, I know, you're not used to getting up this early and we were both up late, but please, just do this for me."
"I don't wanna go to school! Can't Du tell them, I don't feel well?"
"Come on, Skipper, Du can't be late on your first day. You're going to make...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 3 Adjusting

posted by legendary7

The morning arrived, sweeping petite white flakes to the snowy tundra. I peak out from under the sheets of snow and I rush into my parents' room as rapidly as my legs can take me. The bett is half vacant, my mother lays asleep Von herself.
I climb my way up, grasping the covers. With all the strength I can muster up, I get on oben, nach oben of her shoulder. I start poking her cheek to wake her up.
"Momma, wake up!" I yell, Schauspielen as an alarm clock, but she continuously snores. I groan and kreuz my flippers across my chest.
In a matter of minutes, I lose all interest, and hop down it the bed. To my suprise...

pinguin Bloopers: Kowalski

posted by peacebaby7

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will schlucken the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About...

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Penguins of the Carribean-Hells door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces sagte it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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Normal is Never Real: Chapter 1

posted by SPKR689

A/N: Yes, this is the first chapter. I see that some people were confused on the prologue, just stay calm, I will still answer any Fragen that Du have. This is just the start of the story, short, sweet, and ready for the next.

Chapter 1

I sighed, ‘why is today so boring?’ I asked myself as a walked down the hall to Junior’s room. I could hear him laughing from where I was now. I open the door and see Skipper playing with him. “Hey,” he says, “Just wanted to spend time with Junior. Don’t worry, I didn’t make him fight any Weltraum squids today, right...