The royal tush

Private: Do Du have the ring?
Skipper: Yes I do
Private: Marlene do Du have the ring?
Marlene: Yes. . .
Private: Skipper, will Du take Marlene to be your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to care, to Liebe and to nourish, til death do Du part?
Skipper: I do.
Private: Marlene, will Du take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and to care, to Liebe and to nourish til death do Du part?
Marlene: I do.
Private: Du may KISS the bride.
Skipper and Marlene: *kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiisssss*
12 hours befor wedding. . .
Private: Skipper what are Du doing?
Skipper: Seeing if I have enough money for a ring....

Note: This, as Du probably already know, is the confirmed name for the Blowhole special that will most likely be the last episode aired. Inspiration for this Artikel came from LeonardFan's scenario gepostet under the 'Final Blowhole Episode Titel Confirmed' Foto and Jedipenguin16's Wand post on the club. I hope Du enjoy it. :)

Skipper walked into the room Kowalski was in. "Kowalski! What are Du doing?" He asked, causing Kowalski to nearly jump out of his feathers. He tried to cover up what he was working on Von leaning far against the table. "Oh...Hello Skipper. I was just, uh..." Skipper shook...

Soon the penguins began to walk. Von noon their feet felt ablazingly painful. The sand rubbed them raw. The towering sun beat down on them. They had thought New York was bad in the summer, but that was nothing compared to this heat. Each Minute every pinguin seemed to fall to the hot sand. Their mouths were as dry as a waterhole in Africa during the dry season. It wasn't long before Private fell back, but before he hit the ground Skipper caught him as usual.

"Private!" Skipper cried.

"I'm so thirsty, Skippah!" Private whined. Skipper took Private's cantine off of his soldier and gave it...

In the HQ, the Penguins pack up all their stuff. Yup! They are going to spend a Week in the Himalayan Mountains. A perfect Vacation place, isn’t it?

Private: "Can Julien come with us?"
Skipper: "Negative! It’s a Classified Vacation Spot, Soldier! Besides, Lemurs can’t stand the bitter cold."
Private: "I've always wanted to climb the Mount Everest."
Kowalski: "In the Language of Sanskrit, ‘Himalaya’ means ‘Abode of snow’!"
Rico: "Huh?"
Private: [Thrilled] "How do Du know all these, Kowalski?"
Kowalski: "Just… did some research before choosing a Vacation Spot!"
Skipper: "We leave tomorrow...