My three Oc's. The children of Dr. blowhole. Are they evil, nuts, insecure, oder a normal delphin stuck with a super villian-ous dad?
Let's find out....
btw-the penguins WILL be in this. I can't have a PoM fanfic whit out the penguins...or their kids....:D ps they type out thier diaries on thier waterproof laptops they got from their dad. :)
Dear diary,
I guess I should start with my name. Adndromeda Alexa Blowhole. I hate diaries, but, Mom may one Tag read this and FINALLY belive me when I tell her all the crazy stuff that happens when it's me and my siblings on our weekend with dad!I am the middle child, thirteen, and i am the best jumper out of all three of us kids. I have bruight blue eyes like my mom, and I have gottne a few complimetns about my looks, so I guess I am not ugly.
... My dad is calling all three of us kids. gotta go for now.
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Hexter's log, Sunday Night.
It seems my father has come up with another invention, and wanted us to try it out. just another way for him to attempt brainwashing us to be evil and hate humans. well, this time it was a Hyno-ray. He was shooting it at Zufällig humans from on oben, nach oben ofa tall building. I got to use it. It was kinda fun, but I felt a little guilty,. It was kinda...mean. So I jsut made a bunch of people do the Hokey pokey. My youngest sister on the other hand--darn, it's lights out. My dad can be so strict sometimes. G'night then.
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daer diaahrria,It's ME! HERA! ISAID DIAHReaha1 LAUGH!HAhahHAHAhahahahahahaha I am six years old TODAY HAha! I made a whole bunch of peopel claw and attack each other! HAhahahaHah! dadddy learned me how to aim real good. He got me really good fish. It was fun. I aslo like beating people up in alleyways, then running them over wiht my segway. but no tell mommy!!! She'll be so mad!
ps. daddy showed me how to type out an evil loagugh. like this MWUHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA and how to make an angry happy face >:-D and a Musik notE! ♪♪ GOODNIGHT!
PS: MY TEDDY BEaR IS GETTInN a dIarY TO!!!! YAyZ!HIS Name IS BARTHOLomew! HE eAts PEOPLE IN THE NIGHT!:D
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Hexter's log,
As I was saying last night, my sister went a little nutty with the hypno-ray. Dad loved it. It was pretty gruesome to watch. On a lighter note, I am gonna be fifteen in five days. Last Jahr this annoying ostrich ruined my birthday party. His is tomorow. So,it's time to check off one on my Revenge list!! >:-D I'm going back to the zoo tomorow. Maybe I will just sic my insane little sister hera on him. Hee hee hee.
I got to finish packing. I don't hav much, but I like to bring Home a bunch of Bücher from dad.
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Dear Diary,
It's Monday Morning now, I jsut finished oacking my other belogings(not much) before heading back to central park. I don't even want to talk about that stupid hyno-ray. Why? Becausee I already made one! Du see, my mom lives in the Aquarium part of Central park Zoo, so this pinguin guy is TOTAlly chrushing on her. He's really really smart. He would have cool stuff like my dad too, except this guy has a conscience, and a superior officer. Dad steals a lot of money to buy his really cool stuff. Technically, since he isn't human, he isn't breakign any laws, but still, I think it's rahter rude to steal so much :/ Anywho, this kowalski guy shows me all sorts of cool sciencey things. I could bl learning this stuff from my dad, but I woudl rahter not be polluted with evil-ness, thank Du very much. I Liebe my dad and all, but, y'know...idk...I go back Home tomorow. so at least I know now that the chances of it working are higher.. Anyways, before I close up this laptop, I jsut wanna say.....a little confesssion....
I think...I have a chrush...on a..penguin...Ah! I sagte it. What a relief! It's skipper and Some other penguinlady's son. Hes my age. His name is Sergeant. :3 I hope my dad NEVER fimds out. It would be such a soap opera and I would just DIE! Okay...gotta go!
...
So what do Du think? Stupid? Crazy? cool? Plz Comment. :D
Let's find out....
btw-the penguins WILL be in this. I can't have a PoM fanfic whit out the penguins...or their kids....:D ps they type out thier diaries on thier waterproof laptops they got from their dad. :)
Dear diary,
I guess I should start with my name. Adndromeda Alexa Blowhole. I hate diaries, but, Mom may one Tag read this and FINALLY belive me when I tell her all the crazy stuff that happens when it's me and my siblings on our weekend with dad!I am the middle child, thirteen, and i am the best jumper out of all three of us kids. I have bruight blue eyes like my mom, and I have gottne a few complimetns about my looks, so I guess I am not ugly.
... My dad is calling all three of us kids. gotta go for now.
..................
Hexter's log, Sunday Night.
It seems my father has come up with another invention, and wanted us to try it out. just another way for him to attempt brainwashing us to be evil and hate humans. well, this time it was a Hyno-ray. He was shooting it at Zufällig humans from on oben, nach oben ofa tall building. I got to use it. It was kinda fun, but I felt a little guilty,. It was kinda...mean. So I jsut made a bunch of people do the Hokey pokey. My youngest sister on the other hand--darn, it's lights out. My dad can be so strict sometimes. G'night then.
.....
daer diaahrria,It's ME! HERA! ISAID DIAHReaha1 LAUGH!HAhahHAHAhahahahahahaha I am six years old TODAY HAha! I made a whole bunch of peopel claw and attack each other! HAhahahaHah! dadddy learned me how to aim real good. He got me really good fish. It was fun. I aslo like beating people up in alleyways, then running them over wiht my segway. but no tell mommy!!! She'll be so mad!
ps. daddy showed me how to type out an evil loagugh. like this MWUHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA and how to make an angry happy face >:-D and a Musik notE! ♪♪ GOODNIGHT!
PS: MY TEDDY BEaR IS GETTInN a dIarY TO!!!! YAyZ!HIS Name IS BARTHOLomew! HE eAts PEOPLE IN THE NIGHT!:D
...
Hexter's log,
As I was saying last night, my sister went a little nutty with the hypno-ray. Dad loved it. It was pretty gruesome to watch. On a lighter note, I am gonna be fifteen in five days. Last Jahr this annoying ostrich ruined my birthday party. His is tomorow. So,it's time to check off one on my Revenge list!! >:-D I'm going back to the zoo tomorow. Maybe I will just sic my insane little sister hera on him. Hee hee hee.
I got to finish packing. I don't hav much, but I like to bring Home a bunch of Bücher from dad.
...
Dear Diary,
It's Monday Morning now, I jsut finished oacking my other belogings(not much) before heading back to central park. I don't even want to talk about that stupid hyno-ray. Why? Becausee I already made one! Du see, my mom lives in the Aquarium part of Central park Zoo, so this pinguin guy is TOTAlly chrushing on her. He's really really smart. He would have cool stuff like my dad too, except this guy has a conscience, and a superior officer. Dad steals a lot of money to buy his really cool stuff. Technically, since he isn't human, he isn't breakign any laws, but still, I think it's rahter rude to steal so much :/ Anywho, this kowalski guy shows me all sorts of cool sciencey things. I could bl learning this stuff from my dad, but I woudl rahter not be polluted with evil-ness, thank Du very much. I Liebe my dad and all, but, y'know...idk...I go back Home tomorow. so at least I know now that the chances of it working are higher.. Anyways, before I close up this laptop, I jsut wanna say.....a little confesssion....
I think...I have a chrush...on a..penguin...Ah! I sagte it. What a relief! It's skipper and Some other penguinlady's son. Hes my age. His name is Sergeant. :3 I hope my dad NEVER fimds out. It would be such a soap opera and I would just DIE! Okay...gotta go!
...
So what do Du think? Stupid? Crazy? cool? Plz Comment. :D
Private:U TAKE THAT BACK U-U-U-PERSON!!!!!
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P
Me:well I got a letter
Skipper:who be seading Du letters
Me:I don't know
The letter says: HogWarts school for witchcraft and wizardy
The penguins look up
Me:what?
Skipper:Alex your a wizard Du have to go I'll sign
Me:I know but guess what I get to see Harry yes
Skipper:well Du sead owl post
Me:tons I promise
At HogWarts
Me:Harry,Ron,Hermoie hi
Harry:maybe you'll be a griffendory
Me:I hope so to
At the sorting cermony
The hat:griffendory!
Me:YES
Harry:congrats Alex
Me:thanks Du know I miss the penguins
The doors swing, schaukel open and hagrid comes in and guess who came with him
Skipper:who be seading Du letters
Me:I don't know
The letter says: HogWarts school for witchcraft and wizardy
The penguins look up
Me:what?
Skipper:Alex your a wizard Du have to go I'll sign
Me:I know but guess what I get to see Harry yes
Skipper:well Du sead owl post
Me:tons I promise
At HogWarts
Me:Harry,Ron,Hermoie hi
Harry:maybe you'll be a griffendory
Me:I hope so to
At the sorting cermony
The hat:griffendory!
Me:YES
Harry:congrats Alex
Me:thanks Du know I miss the penguins
The doors swing, schaukel open and hagrid comes in and guess who came with him