(Have no idea if I should make this a one-shot oder not)


"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."

At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"

"It's a Tag about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a datum Skippa'!"

"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to datum again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure Liebe exist anymore."

"Skipper, Liebe does exist," sagte Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."

"You too Kowalski?" sagte Skipper, "I thought a guy like Du doesn't believe in this stuff."

"I DO Skipper!" he said, "It is a fact that Liebe IS here. All scientist know there is love. We just don't have a clear explanation for it. We don't even have a clue on how it comes to us. I think it's related to mind control...but it's just a theory. Everyone is bound to experience it someday. Du already did."

"I didn't experience anything!" he yelled.

"I know Du had your difficulties over the past...decade," sagte Kowalski, "But I am now going to make Valentine's Tag the best Tag for all the loveless losers like you!"

Skipper stared angrily at Kowalski. "Uhh, I mean for people who can't find true love..."

"Well, what are gonna do?" asked Skipper, "Make a Liebe potion, use the Love-U-lator again, oder do Du want to spy on someone and take notes.

"All the above!" Kowalski sagte happily in his high voice. "And I better start now if I want to make it on time for tomorrow." Kowalski ran to his lab and locked the door behind him. "I'll be out Von dinner!" he sagte through the steel door.

Private waddled over to his leader. "Hey Skippa', What are Du gonna do this Valentine's Day?" he asked. "Now, I know Du don't like this holiday, but-"

Skipper put his flipper over Private's beak. "Private, don't talk me into dating anyone," he sagte and released his hold on Private's beak. "Now if Du need me, I'll be outside..."

Skipper walked over to the ladder and climbed out of the fishbowl enterance.

"Rico," he said, "Do Du believe in love?"

"Dunno," he replied, "Why?"

"Nothing really. Is just that, why does Skippa' think Liebe doesn't exist?" asked Private, "Love is everywhere! I thought he would've believed in it when he dated Kitka...then again, they did broke up."

"Skipper just needed another date," sagte Kowalski when he burst through the door.

"K'walski, aren't Du working on a potion oder something?" asked Private.

"Uhh, not really," he replied. "I just wanted to wait until Skipper's gone."

"Why is that?" asked the young soldier.

"Nothing. He doesn't like talking about Liebe that much so I thought I should leave him out on this," he said, "Actually, I wanted to use Skipper in my tests." Kowalski grinned shyly.

"What? Skippa'?" sagte Private, "Why him?"

"Well, if this succeds with him, then it will probably work on anybody," he said, "Skipper did have his herz broken a couple of times. This might get him his true love!...And hopefully, it's not another predator."

"But what if Skippa' didn't want to?" asked Private.

"I'll do what I did with Marlene," sagte Kowalski, "beg in a hush whisper until he does."

"Tha'll work!" sagte Rico.

"Huddle up!" sagte Kowalski. Everyone formed a small circle. "This is what we'll do."
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"Ok, I'm gonna need Rico to spy on Skipper," sagte Kowalski, "While Private and I work on a potion and ideas on how to make Skipper fall in Liebe with someone."

"Kay!" Rico climbed up the ladder and out of the fishbowl enterance.

"Ok...what are we going to do?" Kowalski asked Private.

"Maybe we should find a way to match Skipper up with a female first," suggested Private. "Then we could get started with the ♥ potion. We're not gonna use it on him though. We'll use it some other time."

"Ok, I'll get my Love-U-Lator and fix it up!" sagte Kowalski.


23 Minuten later...


"Done! Now this Love-U-Lator will match Skipper up with someone in this zoo," sagte Kowalski. "Now we first have to put some of Skipper's traits and wait for the Love-U-Lator to work it's magic."

While waiting for the Love-U-Lator to do it's 'magic', Julien burst through the door. "Hello crazy birds! I would like to have your television," he said, "Now hand it over."

"Sorry Julien," sagte Private, "But we're using it to fine Skipper a date."

"What? Who would want to datum Skipper?" sagte Julien, "He's too...boring."

Private looked at the screen. "Hey Kowalski. What does that mean?"

Kowalski looked up. "Argh! Skipper doesn't have a match!"

"Why are Du Schauspielen so suprised?" sagte Julien.

"Well, when Du put in his traits, what did Du put?" asked Private.

"I put Male, a leader, and a penguin," replied Kowalski, "Why?"

"You gotta put Mehr than that!" yelled Private, "What else is Skippa?"

Everyone in the room began to think. Then the started pacing. Then the all snaped...then they Lost it.

"Uhh, he's a good person?" sagte Private.

"Eh, whatever. Type it in," sagte Kowalski.

"He's also bossy," sagte Julien and began to type it in.

"We're suppose to make Skippa' sound attractive!" shouted Private.

"Yes Private," sagte Kowalski, "but Skipper's not perfect! We need someone who can still accept Skipper."

"All right..."

They went back to their thinking. "How 'bout we just put whatever WE think about him?" sagte Julien.

"...Let's try," sagte Kowalski.