Marlene: Hey guys!
Skipper: Hello Marlene. What brings Du here today?
Marlene: I'm just sooo excited for tomorrow! Guess why?
Private: Julien's moving?
Marlene: No.
Kowalski: NASA chose me to go on the trip to Mars?
Marlene: No.
Rico: Buttons!
Marlene: I wish! but nope. Actually its-
Skipper: Your birthday.
Marlene: Yes! I'm sooo glad Du remembered!
Skipper: Of course I did. Unlike these knuckle-heads.
Kowalski: Umm, I had a lot in my mind lately...
Private: I was visiting Barry this week...
Rico: Heheheh...
Marlene: Right....Well I'll go now! I gotta clean my habitat for tomorrow!
(leaves the room)
Skipper: Kowalski! What's our schedule for tomorrow?
Kowalski: Well...Learning how to make ice cream with fish.
Skipper: Well clear everything! It's Marlene's birthday. We always have a day-off at birthdays.
Kowalski: Well, according to my calculations, It's someone's birthday everyday.
Skipper: I ment for people we know.
Kowalski: Oh.
Private: I'm soo happy for Marlene! I hear Darla is going to tell fortunes tomorrow.
Kowalski: I told Du that's just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo.
Skipper: Yea, keep holding on to that dream.
Kowalski: There's proof that Du can be a great dancer!
Skipper: Like what?
Kowalski: When we thought Du were a girl. Du did a good job with that rosa bow!
Skipper:...
Rico: Hehehehehe.
Skipper: Ok. Now, do we have the presents for tomorrow?
Kowalski: Umm...
Private: Uhh...
Rico: Errrrr...
Skipper: Aww, Come on!
Kowalski: Well what are Du getting her?
Skipper: Well that's classified Kowalski.
Private: Is it a kiss?
Skipper: No!
Rico: Ka-Boom?
Skipper: No!
Kowalski: Plutonium?
Skipper: No! and stop guessing!
Private: What is it?
Skipper: I sagte it's classified! Now go and Suchen for her presents!
Kowalski: What are Du gonna do?
Skipper: Don't worry. I got it.
Kowalski: Right. Well Ok. C'mon boys.
Private: Right!
Rico: Yea!
(they left the room)
Skipper: Ok, now let's see...
(Julien enters)
Julien: Hello. Testy penguin.
Skipper: What are Du doing here, Ringtail?
Julien: Oh...nothing.
Skipper: Well get out! I'm trying to get ready for tomorrow.
Julien: Oh. For Marlene's birthday.
Skipper: Well it seems like I'm not the only one who can remember a certain someone's special occasion.
Julien: Right. So...I was wondering...do Du have any...special feelings for...
Skipper: *Skipper froze* Wait. What?
Julien: Du know. Marlene. Du and her...
Skipper: Umm...no?
Julien: Oh thank goodieness!
Skipper: Why?
Julien: Because. I was talking with my servants and Mort suggested a queen!
Skipper: A queen? and Du were thinking Marlene.
Julien: Yes!
Skipper: but...Marlene?
Julien: Yes!...Why? do Du have a problem with that?
Skipper: No! no! why did Du ask?
Julien: Because it seems as like Du have plans for her already. Well I hope Darla says that Marlene will fall for my manly-ness tomorrow. Well buh-bye now!
(he leaves)
Skipper: *scoffs* phhtt! I don't like Marlene! What makes that lemer think that I have a thing for her!
Julien: (pops up) Because all of the times I see Du with her, getting near her, protecting her, and smiling at her.
Skipper: Get out of here!
Julien: Sorry (goes back out).
Skipper:...Do I like her? Wait. What am I worried about? We're just best friends. That's it. She doesn't like me oder anything. And I don't like her!
Nighttime...
(the boys enter the HQ)
Private: I hope Marlene likes my present!
Kowalski: Skipper! Did anything happen while we were gone?
Skipper: Uhh, no! Now wickeln, wickeln sie those presents and let's hit the hay!
Everyone: Right!
Skipper: Hello Marlene. What brings Du here today?
Marlene: I'm just sooo excited for tomorrow! Guess why?
Private: Julien's moving?
Marlene: No.
Kowalski: NASA chose me to go on the trip to Mars?
Marlene: No.
Rico: Buttons!
Marlene: I wish! but nope. Actually its-
Skipper: Your birthday.
Marlene: Yes! I'm sooo glad Du remembered!
Skipper: Of course I did. Unlike these knuckle-heads.
Kowalski: Umm, I had a lot in my mind lately...
Private: I was visiting Barry this week...
Rico: Heheheh...
Marlene: Right....Well I'll go now! I gotta clean my habitat for tomorrow!
(leaves the room)
Skipper: Kowalski! What's our schedule for tomorrow?
Kowalski: Well...Learning how to make ice cream with fish.
Skipper: Well clear everything! It's Marlene's birthday. We always have a day-off at birthdays.
Kowalski: Well, according to my calculations, It's someone's birthday everyday.
Skipper: I ment for people we know.
Kowalski: Oh.
Private: I'm soo happy for Marlene! I hear Darla is going to tell fortunes tomorrow.
Kowalski: I told Du that's just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo.
Skipper: Yea, keep holding on to that dream.
Kowalski: There's proof that Du can be a great dancer!
Skipper: Like what?
Kowalski: When we thought Du were a girl. Du did a good job with that rosa bow!
Skipper:...
Rico: Hehehehehe.
Skipper: Ok. Now, do we have the presents for tomorrow?
Kowalski: Umm...
Private: Uhh...
Rico: Errrrr...
Skipper: Aww, Come on!
Kowalski: Well what are Du getting her?
Skipper: Well that's classified Kowalski.
Private: Is it a kiss?
Skipper: No!
Rico: Ka-Boom?
Skipper: No!
Kowalski: Plutonium?
Skipper: No! and stop guessing!
Private: What is it?
Skipper: I sagte it's classified! Now go and Suchen for her presents!
Kowalski: What are Du gonna do?
Skipper: Don't worry. I got it.
Kowalski: Right. Well Ok. C'mon boys.
Private: Right!
Rico: Yea!
(they left the room)
Skipper: Ok, now let's see...
(Julien enters)
Julien: Hello. Testy penguin.
Skipper: What are Du doing here, Ringtail?
Julien: Oh...nothing.
Skipper: Well get out! I'm trying to get ready for tomorrow.
Julien: Oh. For Marlene's birthday.
Skipper: Well it seems like I'm not the only one who can remember a certain someone's special occasion.
Julien: Right. So...I was wondering...do Du have any...special feelings for...
Skipper: *Skipper froze* Wait. What?
Julien: Du know. Marlene. Du and her...
Skipper: Umm...no?
Julien: Oh thank goodieness!
Skipper: Why?
Julien: Because. I was talking with my servants and Mort suggested a queen!
Skipper: A queen? and Du were thinking Marlene.
Julien: Yes!
Skipper: but...Marlene?
Julien: Yes!...Why? do Du have a problem with that?
Skipper: No! no! why did Du ask?
Julien: Because it seems as like Du have plans for her already. Well I hope Darla says that Marlene will fall for my manly-ness tomorrow. Well buh-bye now!
(he leaves)
Skipper: *scoffs* phhtt! I don't like Marlene! What makes that lemer think that I have a thing for her!
Julien: (pops up) Because all of the times I see Du with her, getting near her, protecting her, and smiling at her.
Skipper: Get out of here!
Julien: Sorry (goes back out).
Skipper:...Do I like her? Wait. What am I worried about? We're just best friends. That's it. She doesn't like me oder anything. And I don't like her!
Nighttime...
(the boys enter the HQ)
Private: I hope Marlene likes my present!
Kowalski: Skipper! Did anything happen while we were gone?
Skipper: Uhh, no! Now wickeln, wickeln sie those presents and let's hit the hay!
Everyone: Right!
I Liebe The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only Fragen I ever ask are:
Why don't Mehr people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? oder the 5th of May?
This Zeigen is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The Mehr I watch this show, the Mehr I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope Du all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
The only Fragen I ever ask are:
Why don't Mehr people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? oder the 5th of May?
This Zeigen is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The Mehr I watch this show, the Mehr I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope Du all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.