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Skipper: ugh....what the?....where am I?

Skipper had woken up, wondering where the heck he was.

Skipper: dammit....I must be in the main building...I've got to get back to private!

skipper got up and started to walk back to the 2nd building entrance, but heard a familiar voice that stopped him in his tracks.

???:skipper.... This way...

Skipper:?!.

???:get to julien...please....he's on the verge of snapping....

Skipper: .....that voice sounded like...Maurice's...

Skipper quickly went to where the voice had told him to, and found himself inside the boys bathroom.

Skipper had checked all the stalls to see ifs anybody was in there, but most if them were locked, and decided to leave, but as soon as he was out the door, he heard something.

???:gahh.....glk...glk....

Skipper:huh?

Skipper suddenly walked in Von one if the stalls and sounded like Someone was choking, and broke down the door to find julien trying to hang himself.

Julien:glk....ugh....glk....

Skipper:julien?! Dumbass! What are Du doing?! I'm getting Du down!

Skipper, without thinking grabbed ahold if juliens feet and put it above his shoulders, making julien able to breath.

Julien:"cough" "cough"

Skipper: ugh! Don't Bewegen julien!

Skipper then begun to untie the rope While supporting julien, and eventually got him down.

Julien: "cough" cough",ugh...

Skipper: just breath....

Julien:skipper?

Skipper: right here soldier.

Julien the grabbed skipper tight and begun to cry.

Julien: took Du long enough, idiot! I was so scared!

Skipper: it's ok....where's Maurice? I thought I heard his voice a while ago...

The bathroom they were in went quiet, and then julien begun to cry.

Julien:Maurice.....he's.....

Julien then walked over to the stall Weiter to him to shows Maurice's dead corpse, still hanging.

Skipper: but....that's impossible! I heard his voice not that long ago?!

Julien: Maurice....why did Du kill yourself?! Was it because if me?!

Skipper: c'mon....lets get him down, I feel bad about leaving him there....

Skipper and julien then grabbed Maurice's body and placed it on the ground against a wall. Julien was crying, trying to figure out why he would hang his self after all that positive thinking he was giving julien.

Skipper: you...do realize Du tried to hang yourself too, right?

Julien: what?! But I don't remember that....now that Du mention it though, I do have this stinging feeling around my neck....

Skipper: maybe it's the school that did this to Maurice then, maybe the school takes over your mind and dies things to you.

Julien and skipper continued to talk about this, when all of a sudden, they heard a scream.

Private:SKIPPER!!!!!!! "Sobs loudly" "sobs loudly"

Skipper: private! I completely forgot about him! He won't last all Von himself, c'mon julien, lets go!

Skipper and julien then started to run down the creeped old stairs to the other building.

Julien:so there's a whole other building?

Skipper: yea....I was surprised too when I saw it.

Skipper:alright....the entrance should be right-huh?

Skipper and julien suddenly ran into a huge Wand that took the place where the entrance was.

Skipper:?!, but where's the entrance?! Private! Private!

Skipper: damn school....why must Du torment me like this?!


Meanwhile.........

Marlene: "wheeps", where did Du go Rico, Du know I can't be alone Von myself?! I guess I can go back to the main bulding, that other buldings making my head hurt.....

Marlene the. Opened the door leading back into the main entrance, when she saw a little girl wearing a red dress, smiling a distance from her.

Marlene:?!, leave me alone!!!

Girl in red:we were killed Von an educater.....

The girl in red the ran off and left Marlene all alone, able to calm down and not have to worry about any danger.

Marlene: that girl.... She seemed different form the other three....

Marlene, who was still curious about the little girl she just saw, decided to walk around to find out where everybody was.

Marlene, after walking around for a little bit, found the doll the spirit had gegeben them, and picked it up, just in case she needed it. The doll suddenly begun to make a big weeping noise and then stopped, Marlene ignored it, and continued along the way.

Marlene: huh? It's you!

Marlene then stopped a girl spirit, the same spirit who gave her the doll.

Marlene: Du liar! The doll didn't work! Give me back mort!

Marlene began to sob uncontrollably, and fell to the ground.

???:ugh.... Am I glad to see you....

Marlene:???

Marlene turned around to find out it was Rico, limping towards her slowly, he fell to the ground, in which Marlene helped him up.

Marlene: Rico!! Where were you, idiot! Du had me worried!

Rico: as soon as Du ran off, some guy with a big hammer came from behind and knocked me out. Weiter thing I knew I was inside this gloomy room with those three kids, and then the guy with the hammer came in and scared the children off when he entered, guy was a lousy shot....he hit my head with the pole, if he would have been Mehr accurate, I would have been a goner...damn child killer...

Marlene: how did Du get back here then?

Rico: all I know is that I passed out and ended up on the first floor hallway.

Marlene: I'm glad your safe! Your bleeding though pretty good in the head, thank goodness I have these extra handkerchiefs to cover the wound up.

Rico: thanks.....hey, is that the girl spirit that have us the doll,hey! Why didn't it work!

Girl spirit: Du did it wrong, Du have to return what's rightfully there's too, and you'll find them where it's really wet....your Friends death is your own fault....

The spirit then faded away and Rico and Marlene were wondering what they meant by, "really wet", suddenly they heard a loud bang from the first floor and ran down there to see what was up, and there was a new passage open, leading to a pool. The pool was covered in mold and dead corpses floating above it, it was also raining out there, which made it cold for the both if them.

Rico:(Marlene's not feeling too good out in this weather, here goes...)

Rico: Marlene, why don't Du wait Von the entrance, and I'll check on ahead, I wouldn't want Du to catch a cold.

Marlene: ok....thanks Rico...

Rico: oh...no problem...ha

Marlene then walked back inside to get out if the rain, and Rico went around the pool to find out where these items were the girl was talking about. He walked all around the pool area and found the pumpe room, but it was locked, so he decided to walk back around to tell Marlene, but while he was walking around, he stumbled upon a key.

Rico: hey... This probably goes for the pumpe room, I better tell Marlene.

???:I can't take this anymore......

Rico suddenly heard a huge splash and turned around.

Rico: what the?! No she wouldn't have!!

Rico then ran back inside to find Marlene, but she was nowhere to be seen.

Rico: Marlene! Dumbass! Why would she jump?!

Rico then ran back outside and jumped in the moldy pool and looked high and low for Marlene, he swam threw body's and body's of people who had fallen in, but eventually found her, he pulled her up and got her out if the water, and did CPR on her.

Rico: c'mon dammit! "Breaths in" breaths in"

Marlene:.......

Rico:don't Du leave me dammit!"breaths in" breaths in"

Marlene: ....."cough", "cough"...ugh....ugh....

Rico: whew.....thank god.....you had me worried for a Sekunde there, don't scare me....

Marlene: where am I....? I remember sitting inside waiting for you...then I heard your voice.....and then I Lost conscious.

Rico: I never called you, Du tried to kill yourself in the pool!!!

Marlene: I....I don't remember doing that...

Rico: it must be these spirits, there taking control of us, why won't they leave us the hell alone!!

Marlene: ugh.....I mouth take like crap.... Make it stop Rico!! Ugh....

Rico: well....why don't Du drink some rain water and wash out your mouth, then your mouth will be clean skittle bit.

Marlene and Rico stood out in the rain and cleaned themselves off from the mold and disgusting things that were in that pool.

Rico: oh! I found this key that leads to the pumpe room, we can drain this pool, c'mon!

Marlene and Rico then ran to the other side and opened the pumpe room, and drained the pool to see if they could find anything.

Rico: Hey I think I see something! Lets go!

Marlene and Rico walked in the empty pool, trying to pass all the body's that were in there as well, and found three little bags.

Rico: we found them, but what could they be?

Marlene: open them then.

Rico: uhh ok then....

Rico then opened one of the little bags, and screamed and fell to the ground to find what was inside it.

Marlene: what is it?!

Rico:it's....a human tongue...they all have human tongues....

Marlene and Rico were startled I find them, but each if them had a name on them, one was a boys name, ryou, and two girl names, Tohko, and emi.

Rico: are we...supposed to give them back?!

Marlene: that's what the spirit said, lets go, c'mon I know we can do this.

Rico: if Du say so....

Rico and Marlene then got out of the pool and went back in the entrance, and walked around to try and find the three kids, eventually, they found them all, playing with a dead body.

Rico: Hey emi, Tohko, ryou!

All the children stopped smiling and looked up with serous faces.

Rico: we have your tongues for you! We know that Du have been probably looking for them, so have them.

Rico then threw the bags at all three if them, and the children began to cry.

Children: thank you.....

Two if the children disspaered, but one if the little girls stayed behind.

Tohko: thank you....for doing this...your very nice.

Rico: nice! Was it nice to kill our friend!

Rico then became enraged, but was held back Von Marlene.

Marlene: why did Du kill him, why are Du Bieng nice now?

Tohko: because, I have control of myself, before iwas just a killing machine...."sobs" "sobs"

Marlene: what happened to Du three.....why are Du guys killing innocent people.

Tohko: I could Zeigen Du what happened to us, and why this place was made. Just touch my hand...

Rico: don't trust her Marlene! She could kill Du in one strike!

Marlene: Rico!!! It's fine, now I want to know what happened.

Tohko: ok, you'll be taking my place on the Tag it happened.

Tohko then touch Marlene's hand, and she fell unconscious.

Marlene: .....ugh....where am I, and why can't I Bewegen my hands and feet!

Marlene was tied in a small room, along with three other kids, who were crying, begging for there parents, wanting to go home.

Children:"sobs" mommy! Daddy!

The huge man that Rico that encountered was there as well, standing over all of them.

Marlene: what the! He blindfolded me! I can't see anything!

(In this part of the story......you will be hearing what had happened from skipper and julien because they were Lesen a newspaper Artikel from when it happened, while Marlene goes threw it all)

Newspaper: the children were found all tied up, dead, the one survivor, sachiko, told Police that the murderer was the man, and the man was to be excuted, and sachiko would live on, trying to live a normal life. The little boy was stabbed in the guts numerous times until his guts were shown, he was the first victim.the weapon used on these victims was a large pair of scissors.

Little boy: noooooo! Let me go!!!!!!

Marlene was sitting there, listening to this little boy being stabbed, over and over again, and she couldn't do anything about it.

Marlene:(my god....why would someone do this!)

The little boys voice slowly came to a halt, and all she could hear was stabbing, until she heard nothing at all, anymore.

Newspaper: the Weiter victim was emi, she was stabbed in the head so much, that here oben, nach oben part of her head was. Ripped off in the process.

Emi:ack....ack....ugh....ugh....ugh

Marlene began to cry as she heard this poor little girl slowly die right Weiter to her.

Marlene: (why! Why would this man hurt these kids..."sobs")

The little girls voice was no longer heard, but stabbing noises were going on, and then, silence again.

Marlene: (oh god! I'm next! What do I do?!)

Newspaper: the Weiter victim was Tohko, who was the worst of them all...she was stabbed multiple times in the eye, until her eye became suppe like, and was led to slowly die.

Marlene then suddenly was lifted up, her hair standing on her back, wondering what was going to happen to her.

Her blind fold suddenly became removed, but was surprised to find that it wasn't the man, but sachiko instead, holding a bug pair of bloody scissors.

Marlene:??? But why? Why would Du do this?!

Sachiko, then began to laugh and smile at her, and raised the scissors at Marlene... While the man was sitting in the corner, scared out of his mind.

Marlene: no...no....NOOOO!!

Marlene's left eye then felt enormous pain, as she was Bieng stabbed in her eye multiple times,

Marlene: ack! Ack! Ack! Ugh! Please stop!!"sobs"

Sachiko: hee hee....now lets scoop up out that eye of yours....

Marlene: AHHHHHHH!!!!

Marlene suddenly woke up, and made sure that her eye was still there. Rico was holding Marlene, scared to death that she wasn't hurt.

Tohko: that's how I died.....

Rico: why would Du do that Du monster!

Marlene: Rico! It's ok, I know why it didn't work with the doll....we had the wrong person!

Rico : what do Du mean?

Marlene: the girl in the red dress was the killer! Sachiko!

Rico: ?!, but....how...she was a survivor!

Marlene: that's how she got away! She blamed it on the man, and he was killed for it

Rico: why didn't he help u guys then?

Marlene: he was probably a accomplish, and brought the kids to her.

Rico: bastard.....

Tohko:if Du want to get out of This school...you have to appease her.....

Marlene: what about our friends, how are we gonna tell them?!

Tohko: now that we are back to normal, the spaces should collide, and u should be able to get to your friends, I wish Du good luck.....

The little girl then disspaered, and Marlene and Rico looked around to find thier Friends to tell then about what had happened.

Meanwhile.......

Private and Freddy were walking around, wondering where to go next, until private had I use the bathroom again.

Freddy: here...go in This bathroom, I'll wait out here...

Private: ok....

Private went In the bathroom, but quickly ran out screaming.

Freddy: what? What's wrong?!

Private: there all full"sobs""sobs"

Freddy then walked in to find that they were all filled with dead body's, looks like they hanged them selves.

Freddy: a great many lives were Lost in here....hee hee hee, ha ha ha ha.....

Private then walked in, wiping all the tears off of his face.

Private: are Du ok Freddy?

Freddy:"ahem", I'm fine, lets go private, well find a bathroom for you.

Freddy and private then left the bathroom and waked endlessly down the hall together,

Freddy:(hee hee... I'll find Du a bathroom...my dear little brother....hee hee)
posted by alexpotter333
Alex:gee who knew that it was going to be a heat wave
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't Du tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice Tag and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the pinguin habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)
A/N: I really like this chapter, it's short, but full of so much! At least to me it is. Now the story is just starting! ☺

Chapter 2 (WOW)

    I gave Junior back to Skipper and walked over to the door. ‘Who would this be? They all have the key; plus, we took up this whole floor of this apartment building!’ I rethink about opening the door for the safety of my family. With steadiness in me, I open the door to find two strange looking…well one was a person, the other I was baffled on. The one boy who was clearly human, had black hair, much like every other guy in this...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Skipper woke up about two hours later. For some reason, a strange smell woke him up from his slumber. Ofcourse Skipper went to check it out. As soon as he placed his feet on the floor to check out the crate, Skipper felt a surge of seiring pain race through them. The floor was burning hot. After a few seconds, Skipper realized what was going on...the kiste was on fire. He instantly crawled over to Lilly. "Lilly! Come on doll, time to go!" Skipper said, shaking His wife until she woke up. Lilly opened her eyes and saw Skipper at the foot of the bed, getting out a chainsaw. "Skipper! Are you...
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They had reached the inside of the sewer system, it was wide enough for them all to hold hands oder flippers, and be in a row. "Whatever happens men, just stay together no matter what trick Pennywise pulls on us," sagte Skipper. They gathered in a tight circle, holding appendages. Kowalski felt two hands on his shoulders and hears a dentist's drill. "There is not anything there. I SAID, THERE AIN'T NOTHING THERE," sagte Kowalski, then the hands got off his shoulders. Julien began to say a prayer to the Sky Spirits to protect them, it was very quiet while Julien whispered the prayer, when he finished...
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posted by 67Dodge
"There's a clown out there that has suddenly appeared as soon as Mort is reported missing, so we must make sure to stay on our toes about this," sagte Skipper. "I have gotten sources that Du may be crazy, maybe it's just some psychotic human in a clown suit scaring people and causing various havoc," sagte Private. "Negatory, this "Pennywise" offered me to go down with him into the sewer," sagte Skipper. "I have options on his true intention. He might be: A. Someone hired in the park to scare people, B. An evil entity who's sworn goal is to devour, oder C. A friendly clown trying to offer people...
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Me:sheesh exams are so hard I am so happy that it's over
Herminoe:well now Du have a whole Jahr
Me:stop ruining my freedom
Private:well who knows-
Snape:well well what are Du doing-
Me:its not your bussines
Snape:do Du want dention
Me:no
Harry:his gets on my nevers
Me:well we did get in trouble Von wonder in the night
Skipper:whoa whoa and whoa Du wonder all night last Jahr with out telling us
Me:0.0
Kowalski: well Alex didn't want probaly because she likes like you
Me:WHAT! Who-who sagte that
Private:we read your journal
Skipper: *slaps private*
Private:sorry
Me:*blush*
Skipper:so Du do like me
Bells...
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posted by Colonelpenguin
It was sunny the Weiter Tag and the girls were thrilled that they won but this was suddenly going to change.
"We want a rematch,girls" the boys sagte angrily.
"Fine!" I screech "Lets go bowling!"Everyone yelled.

The tournament was held in KJ habitat.
There where two teams the white and the orange.
The boys went first because they Lost last time. But I kept on yelling "Your going to miss it, Skipper." But, His ball went into the gutter "Good Job!" Jeremy said.But he knocked down two pins and now they have two points.
It was lily's turn Weiter she knocked down 5 Pins and then got a spare. Kowlaski was...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Im having a SERIOUS case of writer's block, so im trying my best to write a good story. Please bär with me... :)
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It's a very sunny Tag in the Central Park Zoo. All the girls are hanging out in Kitka's new habitat for a welcoming party. " Welcome to the Zoo Kitka! I hope Du have an awesome time!" Cheered Stacy badger. " Totally awesome!" Becky dachs added with a smile. Lilly just sat in the corner of the habitat drinking a glass of punch. She never liked Kitka, but Private sent her to the party to ' bury the hatchet' between them. Kitka turned around...
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posted by 67Dodge
AR: I Liebe old movies. This is a POM version of the movie Psycho, Where a couple in need of money head to a motel where a shy man has an unstable relationship with his mother.
Marlene was quickly packing her things at home. (Oh great, another Tag at a dead-end job) she thought. She wolfed down the last bites of her cereal and rushed to her bedroom to pick up her car keys. 'Morning Marlene, I'm gonna miss ya so much sitting here, alone, again,' sagte Skipper, groggily. 'Can't wait till we Bewegen to the golden state Skippy,' sagte Marlene. Now, to get this straight, they are not related in love, only...
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s:I can see whats happening
k:what?
s:and it an't hard to see
r:what?
s:they'll fall in Liebe and heres the bottem line our team is down to three
k and r:oh
s:the sweet coress of twilight theres mige eveywere and with all this romintice admisphire desisters in the air
(seane change to forist seance)
bager sisters:can Du feel the Liebe tonight the peace the evening brings the world for once in perfet harmeny with all its liveing things
p:so many things to tell her but how to make her see the trouth about my past?inpossable she'd turn away from me
m:he's holding back he's hiding but what I can't deside...
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as marlene was swiming one Tag she saw a meerkat floting on the water and was sinking fast. marlene draged his unconchise body to shore.as morice went beside her she asked "is he alive" morice said"I can't hear a heartbeat"just as timon started to awake from his knockout marlene sang to him:


what would I give to live were Du are what would I pay to stay here beside Du what would I give to see Du smileing at me were would we walk were would we run if we could stay all Tag in the sun just Du and me and I will be part of your world




as she sang pombaa said"hey guys look I found timon"marlene...
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posted by alex463
Alex and skipper been dating for 5 months and this time skipper is taking Alex to see fireflies and Alex is really exceid
Kolwaski, Private and Rico are going to spy on skipper and Alex. Alex: skipper tons is pretty skipper: i Liebe Du Alex. Alex : i Liebe Du too Von the end of the datum Alex and skipper KISS on the lips and kolwaski , private and Rico watch alex fell asleep on skipper Von actticd.skipper nuzzled Alex with his break and the rest is history And then skipper left Alex sleep on his bett and whent on training when Alex woke up-she wint to the Russo house hold and skipper waved at Alex and she wave back and when she came back Alex KISS skipper Alex: well looks like I sleep on your bett *giggles* then the rest was history
posted by skipperfan5431
Unknown location!!!!
Marlene dragged Lilly's unconsious body into an abandoned building. She is trying everything to keep her from changing into a zombie, but it's only a matter of time. " M-marlene? Where are we?" Lilly asks as she daizily awakens. " Were in some abandoned building. I had to stab the heck out of that thing to save you, and-- something happened to you. Something bad." Marlene sayid, hoping not to scare Lilly. " I know, I know. That huge zombie smashed me all over the street. Reeeally don't wanna relive it." Lilly Antworten with a slight chuckle. Marlene just sagte it how it was....
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posted by skipperfan5431
Each girl had the same heart-shaped tattoo on their left hip that Lilly did! (Although Lilly was the only one who got a real tattoo. Those pansies.) They had to be part of her unit back in Antarctica! " Who's in-charge here?" Skipper asked. " Temporarily, I am." Kam answered, already not liking Skipper. He didn't believe that females were as good of fighters as males, and he'd put Lilly through so much throughout the last couple years.(they stayed in contact). " Were's Lilly?" He asked. " She's down there, inside the titanium leapord seal!" Answered Joan hastily. " Lilly is trying to dismantle...
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Okay. I know I have like two unfinished fan-fics out there, but im just gonna write this one and take the others down. They suck! ( how's that for self-confidence?) Well here's my new little story. ENJOY!
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All the penguins are gathered around Kowalski as he unvails a modification to one of his former inventions. " I think i've reached a scientific breakthrough!" Stated Kowalski as he pulled out a tiny glass vile. " This is called Truth serum number xl2-j. It makes the user tell the truth about everything on his oder her mind. Although it is highly unstable." " Ooooh."...
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“Kowalski!” Johnson repeated.

“W-what are Du guys doing here?”

“Why, we work here!” Johnson sagte in an obvious tone

“But what about your untimely demise?” Private asked

“Oh, Smith sagte it was all standard, that Du were all in on it. Apparantly he was wrong.” Manfretti explained

“Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but John Smith is a despicable creature bent on world domination through these nanobots.” Skipper said

“We thought he might have another idea for them. Which is why we came up with a backup plan. In each and everyone of them, we inserted small radar. The radar...
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posted by skipperfan5431
It's a beautiful Tag at the Central Park Zoo. The birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, and the penguins are attaking an otter with grenades. " Stop it guys! This is crazy!" Begged Marlene as the Weiter oncoming grenade was thrown. " Tell us where it is, and we WILL!" sagte Skipper smuggly. " NO MARLENE!!" Yelled Lilly from the lamp-post she was tied to. They knew that if SHE tried to help Marlene physically, the girls would win. Du see, Lilly and Marlene found a blank diary in the lost-and-found a Monat ago. All of their most personal secrets are in it, and the guys HAVE to know them. " Come...
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posted by skipperfan5431
That evening, Skipper heads over to the reptile house. He had a 'secret meeting' with Marlene, and he didn't want to be late. " Marlene, im here." Skipper whispered, hoping not to awaken any of the charmilians. Skipper starts backing up and hits someone. " RING-TAIL!?What are Du doing here? I have a datum with Marlene right now!" Skipper yelled full of anger. " Uh. No Du don't. For I, King Julien, have a datum with the lovely Marlene tonite." sagte Julien smuggly. They get into a huge argument and race back to their habbitats, angry at both eachother, and Marlene.
--------THE Weiter MORNING!---------...
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posted by beastialmoon
The team reappeared in the dark. Private pulled out a flashlight.

“We’re in Hoboken” Skipper confirmed, looking upon the desolate zoo’s gate sign.
They slid into the zoo, keeping a look out for their Lost mistresses. It didn’t take too long. They went to the delphin exhibit first and, finding nothing, moved on to the papageientaucher, puffin exhibit. They found Brook and Marlene rather quickly. They were in the center of the room, suspended inside a metal cage. The penguins looked up.

“Well, well. So this is the infamous Brook Lynn Feizi.” Skipper said.

“Yes. Now can Du help us out?”

“Yes!”...
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It was a cool Tag at the aquarium one Tag and I was sun tanning on my rock but then suddenly I heard a yell.It was a harbor dichtung named Kelly.She laughed at me and sagte to me"Hey you!You should lose some blubbar losar heaheaheahea I shall get your habeatat mate but watch out I'll be therea ta getcha heahea!'' "So your the new species huh?"So Kelly wanna come over tonight?"I asked"Youa mate?Pwa hahahahaha!Then I would lave toa oh yes my shift is ovar Wahalra!''so then I just waited all Tag for her until finally she came over"Oh I am like so not sorry for comin laate!''she laughed"Well its ok I guess I could of been sleeping in the daytime well please come in and sit down.''I said"Whateva I'm so leavin!''.Ok tell me how good my real life true story is also tell me if I should continue anyways thanks! :D