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In the New York jail, there have been criminals who have been expected to commit the crimes they have, whether it was stealing oder destroying property. Obviously, Cecil, Brick, and X were all in the jail, but the most unexpected criminal of all was Monique, and it wasn't even her fault.
A while ago, she caught Blowhole creating a chemical mixture illegally. Since he knew she was helping the police while not even being a cop, he injected her with the mixture a Minute before they came. Ever since, she's been beating people and places up and it got her where she is and, without her knowing, will get her out.
Her mind kept telling her to stay in jail, but all her hands wanted to do was have her bust out. At that moment, she snapped the neck of the Weiter officer that walked Von her cell. She bent the bars and ran away in fear. If she thought she was scared while in prison, people can barely imagine how scared she was when she got out.
Word spread out of the breakout and chief Skipper was prepared for the worst. All they knew was that it was a "diranged criminal blaming an infection in the hands".
"Now, men, this criminal is a bit mental, so be on your toes! Manfredi and Johnson ended up in a stage of reality check blindness when they weren't careful," Skipper sagte before they all left.
Monique was running like a maniac without knowing what to do. She was Mehr scared than she ever thought she'd be. As she was catching her breath, she was focusing on a thought that she was trying to use to help her calm down.
"Maybe I'll just go back there and talk to Kowalski. Maybe he can help me out," she sagte to herself.
Apparently, the hands spoke a different language from the words and punched her right in the jaw.
When the police car came along, now with guns, she ended up cracking her knuckles and running away.
"That sounds like very peculiar knuckle cracking," Skipper said.
"Well, it sounds like those knuckles have some sort of connection to Blowhole. Maybe those are either his hands oder there's a connection between now and the crime committed Von him earlier," Kowalski exclaimed.
"He wasn't even in that cell, Kowalski. Whoever it is, they need to clean up their act and pronto!" Skipper shouted as he sped the car up.
Monique reached a building and didn't have time to hide before the car came up. Not only that, at this point, there were no Mehr windows on the first story to punch, so she just climbed up the side of the building. She was climbing to reach the roof because she was scared, while her hands had her climb just to break windows. As she was breaking the windows, she noticed that her hands were bleeding, but it wasn't just red, it was a dark green from the chemical mixture. Then, it hit her: maybe a possible way to stop her hands would be to bleed the chemicals out.
On the ground, the officers pulled up and surrounded the building. Kowalski got a hold of the binoculars and was surprised at who he saw on the building.
"Umm, guys, Du won't believe this, but i think the 'dirranged prisoner' is Monique," Kowalski mentioned.
The others were partially shocked. Skipper grabbed the megaphone and spoke into it.
"Monique, come down from there oder we'll have to get Rico to force Du down!" Skipper shouted.
"No way! I need to bleed out the chemicals!" Monique shouted back.
Blood and chemicals were dripping from her hands. While she was thinking in the back of her head that she should've gotten some help from Kowalski, and wanted to shout his name for help, all she was focused on was getting the chemicals out of her hands quickly and not focusing on the pain.
The blood and chemicals dripped Von Private and was analyzed for a while.
"Battle blood formula. It's not really coming out, it's just an illusion!" Kowalski cried in a worried tone.
"Well, if she's not really bleeding it out, what will happen and how do we get it out?" Private asked.
"The purpose of the illusion is to make her lose enough blood to lose enough strength for her to pass out and fall off. The only way it actually get it out is for her to remember something good that connects to her hands in any way," Kowalski explained.
He passed Skipper the binoculars and got a grappling gun from Rico.
"She's not looking too good, Kowalski!" Skipper mentioned.
"Don't worry, I'm on it!" the scientist mentioned.
As he was climbing, it was clearer to see that Monique was getting weaker and Mehr pale. When he nearly reached the 18th story, he wanted to be sure she knew he was on his way.
"Monique, I'm coming!" Kowalski shouted as he was climbing.
The part of Monique's mind that's been hoping for Kowalski's help came to her realization.
"Please hurry, Kowalski!" Monique shouted back in fear, almost nearly crying.
Von the time he reached her on the 18th story, she was looking as pale as a wolke and hanging on to the Wand for dear life, while punching another window.
"Monique, don't schlagen, punsch anymore. It's not really getting the chemicals out," Kowalski said.
"Y-you know Blowhole's responsible?" Monique asked.
"Yes, I know. I guess Du weren't as diranged as Skipper thought Du were. Anyway, I think I know a way to get the chemicals out before they cause Du to lose Mehr blood," Kowalski responded.
"Well, please tell me how, since it'll mean saving me in the process," Monique tearfully begged.
Kowalski explained the way to get the chemicals out. At that point, Monique thought long and hard and remembered some of the times when she hugged Kowalski. That memory seemed to be enough to get the chemicals out, since she regained full self control of her hands.
"Great work. Now, just hang on to me, Monique. I don't think Du have enough strength to get down on your own. We'll take care of you're hands when we make it down," Kowalski persuaded.
Monique did as she was told and was holding on to him while partially hugging him while he was hanging on to her to make sure she didn't fall. Hopefully, they won't have to worry about that chemical disaster ever again.
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I Wanna Control Du - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't Du listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed Von ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make Du mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope Du shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if Du spot anything Du know is a mistake.
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