Chrome Claw: Take 1

Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper...You have Mehr urgent matters to deal with..."

Skipper: "Like what?"

Blowhole: "Like...A certain mutation, I like to call..."

HD Surround Sound: "Chrome Claw"

Mutation: *roars*

Skipper: "Oh! So Du did get around to making that monster!"

Blowhole: "Yes. And I'm rather pleased with how he turned out..."

*Skipper & Mutation begin to battle*

Kowalski: "That would be extremely impressive if it weren't about to--"

Mutation: *hits penguins*

Kowalski: "--AAAAH!"

Kowalski/Rico: *hit Wand & ricochet back out*

Private: *slams into Wand with excessive force*
"Medic!"

Chrome Claw: Take 2

*Skipper & Mutation begin to battle*

Kowalski: "That would be extremely impressive if it weren't about to--"

Mutation: *hits penguins*

Kowalski: "--AAAAH!"

Kowalski/Rico/Private: *hit Wand & ricochet back out*

Skipper: "Put an end to this madness!"

Blowhole: "I am victorious!
...
I am...suddenly moving backwards..." *sees Private on the back of his segway vehicle* "Hey! Off!"

Kowalski: *goes to control panel* "OK, I'm smarter than that ego-maniac! The big red button turned it on therefore the big blue button must--" *pushes button*

HD Surround Sound: "Ring of Fire: Shut down in progress..."

Kowalski: "What?! That's not righ--"

Mort: "I founded some wires sticked out of the back of the control box!"

*holds up variously colored wires*

Director: "Uuuuuugh! Mort! Do Du realize how much those wires cost?!"

Mort: "Maaaaaaaayyybeeee..."

Chrome Claw: Take 3

Blowhole: "I am victorious!
...
I am...suddenly moving backwards..." *sees Private on the back of his segway vehicle* "Hey! Off!"

Kowalski: *goes to control panel* "OK, I'm smarter than that ego-maniac! The big red button turned it on therefore the big blue button must--" *pushes button*

HD Surround Sound: "Ring of Fire: Output Increase To A Ludicrus Level: Arctic Meltdown Will Now Be Even Faster"

Blowhole: *rides backward Von him* "Thank you, Kowalski!"

after news cast...

Kowalski: "Ah! Green! The green button will surely--" *pushes button*

HD Surround Sound: "Output Increased: Beyond All Reason."

*end fight b/w Skipper & Mutant*

Skipper: "Kowalski! Status report!"

Kowalski: "Mostly not good with hensive horrible..."

Blowhole: "You have failed Skipper. Bad news for non-swimmers..."

Skipper: *tackles him*

Blowhole/Skipper: *begins tussling*

...

Director: "OK! WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME IT'S SOMEONE'S CUE, THEY DON'T COME! DOES NOBODY KNOW WHAT A CUE IS! C'MON!"

Julien: "Yoohoo! Blowy!"

Blowhole: "You came too late, the Director already blew his top."

Julien: "Aw! I missed it?! Man!"

Chrome Claw: Take 4

Blowhole/Skipper: *begins tussling*

Julien: "Yoohoo! Blowy!"

Blowhole: "I'm a little busy!"

Skipper: "Can't Du see we're tussling?!"

Julien: "I just thought you'd want to know that I am not on the side of evil. I am a double agent!"

Blowhole/Skipper: *stop tussling abruptly & look at Julien* "What?!?!"

Julien: "I am a good guy spy!" *pushes purple button*

HD Surround Sound: "Ring of Fire: Shut Down In Progress."

Kowalski: "Oh, purple was my Weiter guess!"

Blowhole: "NOOOOOOOOOO!" *goes into flying bubble thingy* "You have foiled my plan for revenge! And for that, I will have...revenge!"

Skipper: "Wait...Are we talking a new revenge here?"

Blowhole: "Yes! Revenge against the humans...Revenge against you! I have a whole bunch of revenges piling up & it's not pretty!" *exits laughing*

end scene

Epilogue

(at Blowhole's home)

Blowhole: *blows nose*

Blowhole's Mom: *brings soup* "See?! I told Du you'd get a cold!"

The End?