Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: Penguins on Facebook: Part One

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posted by hotsnowsels

What would happen if our cute and cuddly Friends were on Facebook? After consulting with Kowalski, I can now say there's an 82% chance of insanity.

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Skipper is now Friends with Marlene and 3 others

Skipper I still think this is stupid.
46 Minuten ago Like : Kommentar : Share

(Kowalski and 2 others like this)
9 comments

Marlene Aw, c'mon, Skipper. It's fun!
Kowalski I'm highly skeptical of this form of communication. We are, after all, mere meters from each other.
Private um, how do
Kowalski ???
Private gah! wrong button!
Skipper FUN? Marlene, social networking is a huge scam! Soon your mind will be stolen! And all of ours too!
Marlene -_-... I'm not even going to grace that with a response.
Skipper Oh really? Well, when you're a slave of the government, don't expect a rescue from me! Oh, and Kowalski, WHY are Du using the metric system?
Kowalski -_-...

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Private i still can't figure this out. how do I post a photo?
12 Minuten ago Like : Kommentar : Share

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Kowalski Click 'Add Photo/Video'. It's right at the oben, nach oben of the screen.
Private where? i don't see it...
Kowalski *facepalm*
Private what does that mean?
Kowalski It's right at the oben, nach oben of the page. RIGHT Weiter to the button Du used to post your status.
Private my what?
Kowalski *sigh*... You'll figure it out eventually.

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King Julien XIII is now Friends with Marlene and 3 others

King Julien XIII hello my loyal subjects! i thought i should be jumping on the wagon of bands!
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Marlene Hey KJ! What's up? Glad to see Du joined us!
King Julien XIII hello marlene! yes, i have joined Du to be in the party, because no one has a party without the party king!
Marlene Made Friends with everyone on here?
King Julien XIII almost. the frowny flat-headed pinguin has yet to accept my kingly request!
Marlene Ah. Well, he's not on that much. I'm sure he just hasn't seen it yet.
King Julien XIII yes, that is most likely the cases. he is not on HERE because he is too boring! (Marlene likes this)

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Private sagte on Kowalski's wall: how do I Bearbeiten the picture?
16 Minuten ago Like : Kommentar : Share

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Kowalski Du hit the 'edit' button.
Private where is it?
Kowalski It's Weiter to a little pencil symbol.
Private yes! I found it! 8D
Kowalski Good for you.

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Private sagte on Kowalski's wall: now how do i crop it?
3 Minuten ago Like : Kommentar : Share

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Kowalski *bangs head into wall*
Private what?

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Marlene sagte on Skipper's wall: So, Du gonna friend Julien?
31 Minuten ago Like : Kommentar : Share

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Skipper No.
Marlene Why not? We're all one big FAMILY! :)
Skipper That's cute, Marlene. Very cute. But Ringtail annoys me ENOUGH in real life.
Marlene Aw, c'mon, Skip.
Skipper Did Du just call me 'Skip'?
Marlene Yyyyyeah... so?
Skipper -_-
Marlene Emoticon. Look at you. Impressive.
Skipper Is that sarcasm I read? Du know that's MY thing. ;)
Marlene -_- You're annoying.
Skipper As annoying as Ringtail?
Marlene Sometimes, yes. Du can be.

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Rico FIIIIIIIISH!
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Skipper Almost time for dinner, Rico! Alaskan salmon!
Rico YUM!

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Private gepostet a Foto on his wall.
8 Minuten ago Like : Kommentar : Share

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Rico HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Marlene LOL! Private, that's priceless. I didn't know Skipper liked Lunacorns!
Private well, he doesn't really, i just snapped it while he was picking mine up to put it away! ;D
Julien THIS IS HILARIOUSNESS!
Kowalski Bahaha! Genius, Private. Skipper won't be happy when he sees this!
Skipper PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski O_O Told you.
Private tee hee 0:-)

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Skipper is now Friends with King Julien XIII
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(Marlene likes this)
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Marlene Hooray for friendship! ;)
King Julien XIII I knew Du could not be avoiding your wonderful king forever! =D
Skipper Yeah, well, I didn't want to bruise your fragile ego and have Du go insane. Because then you'd be even Mehr annoying.
Marlene lol...

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To be continued!

BOLTravolta, peacebaby7 and 6 others like this

Lexii_23 Omg!! This is awesome! Keep going!!! ^^

carsfan O.O BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! XDDD PLEASE continue! XD

BrightLight92 XD This is hilarious! Continue with their social networking hijinks! :D (Private's posts are priceless XP)

hotsnowsels Haha, so glad you're laughing! I succeeded! Yay! XD Thanks, of COURSE I'll keep going. ^^ Next part should be up in a day or two.

sweetyKneul I read that one on Fanfiction too And its sooooooo cool Awesome :D Continue^^

hotsnowsels Thanks! ^_^ Yes, I put it up there too because I wanted it to be available to a lot of 'Penguins' fans. =)

knd-pom-sp This is hilarious please Keep going

hotsnowsels ^Thank you! =)

CoolNG90 Hahahaha, awesome XD Please continue :)

Private1sCut3 LOL! I love this! My fav is Private's and Rico's! Its so funny, I just kept laughing! Good job! I hope you keep writing these! =)

CuteCuddly CuteCuddly likes this: Private posted a photo on his wall. 8 minutes ago Like : Comment : Share (Rico and 3 others like this) 5 comments Rico HAHAHAHAHAHA! Marlene LOL! Private, that's priceless. I didn't know Skipper liked Lunacorns! Private well, he doesn't really, i just snapped it while he was picking mine up to put it away! ;D Julien THIS IS HILARIOUSNESS! Kowalski Bahaha! Genius, Private. Skipper won't be happy when he sees this! Skipper PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kowalski O_O Told you. Private tee hee 0:-) Kowalski's reaction was hilarious!!

ImAnEasel xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I was laughing all the way through!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! This is genius!!! And it's so realistic. It's EXACTLY what it would be like!!

hotsnowsels Thanks to all four people above me! XD

Lt_Kowalski That's what it was REALLY like when I DID have a Facebook..

peacebaby7 LOL! THIS IS SO FUNNY! I LOVED THE SKIPPER LUNACORN ONE!!! Also... King Julien XIII yes, that is most likely the cases. he is not on HERE because he is too boring! (Marlene likes this) LOL!!!!!

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Gasp!

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Gah!
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"That's all for today, boys. Du can have free time for the rest of the day."

Skipper shook the water from his feathers as his team cheered. The otter from Weiter door popped in. "Hey, guys! What's up? What's with all the cheering?"

Skipper turned around sharply. "Marlene! Du know Du shouldn't sneak up on us like that! What would happen if Du got hurt? oder worse? Du wouldn't want that on our conscience now, would you?"

Marlene rolled her eyes. "Right."

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