'Ello, everyone. It's me, Private. I am about to share something very personal with you. I hope Du enjoy.

Date: October 17th.

Dear diary: first time Schreiben in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.

I must tell Du what happened today.

We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.

Then, disaster struck.

Alice actully started inforcing the 'do not feed the animals' rule. It was terrible. We couldn't eat our popcorn. I can't live without it. Skippah assured the Tiere that we would get it back though. Skippah never lets us down.

So, that night, Kowalski, Skippah and I went to the zoo's map, to find out where the popcorn is. I learned that symbol on the map is Aztec in origin. Also, without mucus, your stomach would digest itself. I didn't really need to her that one.

Rico came with our car and his girl. Skippah sagte we couldn't bring her though. We went to the storage fecility and went to secure the poopcorn.

Julian got to it first. Our bag had landed on Mort and he took it. Kowalski sagte the 'finders keepers' rule was legit. Shame. But we got another bag.

We took it to the suvonieer Shop and opened it up. Only, it wasn't popcorn, it was these little seed thingies. Julian sagte they were popcorn eggs and we had to hatch them under our bottoms. I would want to eat the popcorn it THAT'S how Du get it.

We took our bag back to HQ, and Skipper started questioning a seed, egg thing. I noticed our bag sprung a leak and Alice was coming to our habitat. Kowalski and Rico went topside to distract her, while Skippah and I hid the bag in the incinerator.

He told me it's like nothing happened, then the whole HQ started shaking. We opened the door to the incinerator room and got flooded with popcorn. Of course, we didn't have time to enjoy it, because we were going closer and closer to the decrotive spikes.

The whole HQ exploded and popcorn rained everywhere. Alice got stuck under a pile. Skippah and I flew into the air and landed in Marlene's pool.

She sagte we were awesome and Skippah and I high-fived several times, until he missed my flipper and got my beak. I didn't mind though. We had all the popcorn we could eat.

Later though, we ate so much, we got pretty sick of popcorn. I don't know if we'll ever eat it again. fisch is much better tasting.