==Scene I: Kowalski’s Laboratory==
Kowalski: I know I say this kind of thing a lot,
The door flaps open as the penguins enter Kowalski’s lab.
Kowalski: But this time I really, really mean it! Behold, my greatest inventionn ever!
He waves his flipper on a cloth and heaves it quickly then presents—
Kowalski: The Nanites!
Private: Um., I’m trying... Where are they?
Kowalski: Of course, scientifically deliberate Private, it takes a microscope to view Nanites and all their miniscule glory.
Kowalski puts down a microscope as Private steps in to peek down... The Nanites beep and begin to speak.
Nanites: Awaiting command.
Private: Oh! They’re so cute!
Private claps happily. Kowalski places the Nanites in a salt shaker while clarifying to Private about his creation.
Kowalski: If Von cute Du mean able to animate any mechanical object, then yes. As a teeny button.
He approaches a floor buffing machine and tests the Nanites on it. It begins to mop the floor Von itself.
Nanites: Buffing floor.
Polishes the floor leaving it sparkly clean, impressing Private.
Private: Ooh! Sparkly! It’s so sparkly!
Skipper: Nope, don’t trust it.
The scene cut to a toaster getting operated Von Nanites making toast for Rico.
Nanites: Not too light. Not too dark.
The toast pop out from the toaster. Rico catches it and begins to taste it. But Skipper quickly slaps the toast out of Rico’s flippers.
Rico: Awww... (Sadly)
Skipper: Nope! Still don’t trust it.
The scene cuts to the coffee maker pouring some coffee into a mug before dropping a fisch inside. Kowalski offers it to Skipper.
Skipper: Sorry, Kowalski, but I don’t trust anything I can’t see and/or punch.
Kowalski: Skipper, my Nanites will save us tons of drudgery which will free us for Mehr creative pursuit.
Rico overhears this.
Rico: Oh yeah! (regurgitates a chainsaw)
Rico carves an ice sculpture of a chain saw and gazes on it with pure delight.
Rico: Ooh... Very nice...
Kowalski: (pointing to the sculpture) Like that..
Private: The Nanites do seem like they’re one of your Mehr helpful creations..
Skipper: Exactly, they’re Kowalski’s creation and that means they’re destined to go horribly wrong..
Kowalski: Impossible this time, Skipper. I have programmed the Nanites to never allow any harm to come to a penguin. (seriously) Rico? Stick me..
Rico: Okay! (regurgitates a dynamite stick and throws it at Kowalski)
Kowalski stands confidently holding a dynamite without worrying. A vaccum cleaner sucks up the explosive and explodes inside it.
Kowalski: See! There’s no way the Nanites can go wrong. (offers the coffee to Skipper again, and he agrees)
Skipper: Say! This is good Joe! Maybe there is something to your Ninny-ites.
Kowalski: (breaths deeply) At moments like these in the scientific community the technical jargon for this situation is... Told ya!
A fulminant yell is heard from the lemur Habitat.
Maurice: (distant) I can’t stand this anymore! (yells loudly)
==Scene II: lemur Habitat ==
The penguins quickly converges to the lemur Habitat sighting Mort crying over King Julien who is covered with red liquid.
Maurice: Du messed with this for the last time!
Mort was crying. The penguins stare with a fright as they see King Julien on the ground, with a red liquid on that looked like blood.
Skipper: So it finally happened. Who had the Tag when Maurice snapped?
Kowalski pulls out a calendar with a picture of Rico on it.
Kowalski: Rico.
Skipper, Kowalski, and Private hand Rico some fish.
Rico: Oh! Yeah! Mehr fisch baby! Wow!
King Julien gains consciousness.
King Julien: Wait! The only crime here is my banane berry smoothie should be inside of my whole tummy. Not outside, sticking out my majestic mid-section.
Skipper Kowalski and Private glares at Rico after he ate the fisch when King Julien was explaining. Rico spits the fishes out of his beak.
Maurice: It’s this stupid old junkie blender.
He kicks the blender. The glass falls on Mort.
Mort: So, am I a smoothie now?
Kowalski strides over to Maurice.
Kowalski: Maurice, my Nanites can upgrade your blender and make your work look 95.6 percent less bruling.
Maurice: I don’t fully minister with your flabbing about. But I‘m 95.6 sure I like it anyway.
Kowalski uses the Nanites on the blender.
Nanites: Blender repair!
Repairs the blender quickly as possible, drilling sounds are heard.
Nanites: Blender repair complete. Commence smoothie operation.
The Blender prepares a smoothie Von itself and Kowalski puts a straw in the glass.
Maurice: Sweet!
Maurice gives the smoothie to King Julien. He takes a sip.
King Julien: Oh! The feeling on this matter can only be defined... Von dance! Hit it!
Mort plays the boom box and Julien dances to the rhythm while drinking the smoothie.
Skipper: And mine will be defined Von leaving.
(He leaves.)
==Scene III: Central Park Zoo==
An insect careens around the air when Barry tries to catch it with his tongue.
Barry: Come back here Du little flirt!
Attempting to catch it.
Barry: We’re destined to be together! Du and me. Playing hard to get, eh. I like that.
He sticks out his tongue and gets stuck on a Süßigkeiten making machine. He pulled hardly but it won’t budge.
Barry: I suppose Du think this is funny.
The fly squeals and presses a button near the cotton Süßigkeiten machine. It begins to spin around, pulling Barry towards it.
Barry: Uh oh! Help!!
==Scene IV: The HQ==
Back in the HQ, Kowalski and Rico are playing chess, Skipper posing to a camera and Private looking for his Lunacorn. The Nanites are doing the work for them.
Private: Wait a minute! Where’s my Lunacorn? (checks under his pillow)
The vacuum cleaner hands Private his Lost toy.
Private: (hugs his Lunacorn)Oh, thank you.
Skipper connived in different poses while the camera flashes to him taking shots.
Skipper: How’s that?
The camera turned over to Zeigen the images. First has Skipper wearing a cowboy hat and a badge with a texas town theme at the back. Then the Weiter picture shows him wearing a mexican costume, holding a sword, with a desert theme in the back. The final picture has Skipper being awarded with a badge Von Rico while wearing his captain's hat.
Skipper: Ooh la la! I am hot!
Marlene pops out from the opening hatch.
Marlene: (quickly) Guys! Barry the frog’s tongue is caught in a cotton Süßigkeiten machine and it’s winding up. And it’s going to get really ugly, real soon.
Kowalski: Wow! Never in the history of language have those been put together in that order.
Skipper: All that cotton Süßigkeiten is in danger!
Private: Yeah! And Barry too.
Skipper: Neh! Never a fan! Now! This mission is gonna be dangerous.
The Nanites hear about this.
Kowalski: Right! Barry’s a poison dart frog, his touch is devastatingly toxic. (writes on his clipboard)We should work out a meticulous strategy with an emphasis on caution and safety.
Skipper: oder we could just wing it like we always do. I mean what is danger right!
Kowalski: Yeah! It’s just anger hiding behind applausive consonant. (laughs in a snorting matter)
Skipper: Little obscure, even for Du Kowalski.
Kowalski: All right! Fine! Let’s just go!
The penguins spring into action.
Nanites: Danger? Danger!! Initiating pinguin protection protocol.
==Scene V: The Central Park Zoo==
All the machines gather altogether as they unleash a signal to all other machines occupied Von Nanites.
Maurice: (noticing the blender hopping of) Huh? Hey! Come back!
The blender flees.
Mort: Bye! Bye! Blender! I will always remember Du as a friend.
Nanites: (headed to the garage) Assimilating new ordiments.
Electrical sounds and light come from inside. The machines step out with Mehr machines now controlled Von the Nanites. Then they all drift off using Alice's zoo cart.
Nanites: Penguins must be saved.
The other zoo Tiere watch Barry when the penguins arrived.
Barry: This hurts worse Mehr than it looks.
Skipper: Everyone relax. We’re here. Cotton Süßigkeiten will soon be saved.
Private reminds Skipper.
Skipper: Hm? Oh ya! And uh, Barry too. Kowalski, tuck him out. Rico, frog proof me! Private, look concerned!.
Private: I’m on it Skipper.
Private looks concerned at the scenario. Skipper, holding the tongs Rico regurgitated, approaches the frog.
Skipper: Easy toxic amphibian. Slow and steady and nobody gets hurt.
Barry: I’m suffering.
Skipper: I mean me.
The zoo vehicle beeps to Skipper. The vaccum cleaner sucks up Skipper.
Skipper: Hey! Oh! This is uncomfortable!
Then he gets tied up and thrown into the vehicle Von a set of wires.
Kowalski: It’s the Nanites following their protection protocol.
One Von one, the penguins get tied up with wires and were thrown into the vehicle, which drove them home
.
Barry: Wait! Where Du going?
While in the vehicle tied up.
Skipper: Tell them to stand down..
Kowalski: Verbal override, good idea! Should've done that. Didn’t but should have.
Skipper: (sighs)
The penguins manage to escape when Skipper used the wires to drive them to Barry.
Barry: Ow!
Rico regurgitates a rope and uses it as a lasso. Skipper turns off the machine. Barry was capable of breaking free and flung high. He landed on a cotton Süßigkeiten held Von Kowalski.
Barry: Du guys are great. I can hug Du all.
The Penguins: No! (backs off)
A vacuum cleaner steps Von and sucks up Barry.
Nanites: Amphibian threat, neutralized.
Barry: (inside the vacuum cleaner) Okay, like I was just kidding about the hug thing. Could Du guys let me out now! Hello!
Skipper: Who smells Science gone wrong? Anybody?
Skipper, Rico and Private raises their flippers.
Skipper: You! Tall guy! (points at Kowalski).
Kowalski: (sighs) Yeah, okay. Maybe just a whiff.
==Scene VI: Kowalski’s Laboratory. ==
Kowalski is back in his lab looking through a microscope.
Kowalski: This should do it. (clicking on a Speak N’Spell).
Nanites: Overwriting safety protocol denied. Nice try!
Drilling sounds are heard in the HQ.
Private: What’s all that about?
==Scene VII. The HQ ==
Skipper uses the periscope to peek through. Sighting the machines containing and locking them in.
Skipper: Lincoln’s itchy beard. We’re being sealed in.
The machines surround them.
Nanites: Containment complete.
Private: Containment? There’s a trap?
Rico: What!
Skipper: This cannot stand. When Hans strikes oder Blowhole. with the new guy in the reptile house! Du know that guy, twitchy eye and the blinking tongue. You've all seen it right. He's troubled right! Kowalski front on the center, prepare to receive a disciplinary fisch slapping
Kowalski: Ready and deserving Skipper.
Skipper starts to slap Kowalski with a fisch but the Nanites were able to resist Skipper from doing so.
Skipper: Huh? Hmm...
Kowalski: The safety protocols, no harm to a pinguin which I am.
Skipper: Right, prepare for putative cuddles and hugs.
The Nanites bind Skipper on the ground.
Skipper: Get off ! I just wanna hug him. WITH MY FIST!
Kowalski: I can fix . Give me an hour
Private: What are we supposed to do now?
Kowalski :( quickly) Talk about yourselves. Try to make it interesting
The Blender prepares smoothies for the penguins.
Private: Mmm... They are yummy smoothies.
Rico: U-huh!
Kowalski barges in holding his invention
Kowalski: Eat plunger Nanite!
Kowalski gives a schnell, swift shot and short circuits the Blender.
Nanites: Retreat! Retreat!
Skipper: Cold smoke kabust , Kowalski. Du did it!
Kowalski: It was a simple matter of creating a localized electromagnetic pulse--
Skipper: Have a happa-flappa-happy-beak all Du want. I'm going Nanite hunting. HUHA!
==Scene VIII. The Central Park Zoo==
Rico regurgitates a dynamite stick which eventually explodes. Kowalski stares at him. Skipper gets out of the HQ and stands while holding the Electro-Pulse Cannon. He prepares to attack.
Skipper: Hey Nanite, come grab a hot steaming serving of—
The Nanites suddenly halts behind the penguins becoming larger than before. The penguins slowly turns around to notice it was behind them.
Skipper: (in shock) What the what?
Nanites: Nanite protocol engage. Protect penguins.
Kowalski: Oh, a whole bunch of heck.
Rico: Yup!
Skipper focuses in aiming the Electro-Pulse kanone at the Nanites and get a direct hit. But the Nanites grapples and flings it, making Skipper lose his grip.
Skipper: HUH! Scatter! Get the weapon!
The penguins diverge in different directions. First, Rico belly slides while the Nanites targets him and fires him with toast. Kowalski glissades from a lamp post and watches Rico.
Rico: (yelling)
Kowalski: Rico’s toasted!
Rico briskly eludes the continuous attack but gets pinned down Von toast in his mouth. He grins afterwards.
The Nanites loaded itself with winkies and shoots it at Private. Private quickly dodges but gets trapped on Wand with winkies.
Private: I’ve been Winkied!
Skipper quickly hustles the Electro-Pulse kanone and aims at the Nanite again. A two Sekunde countdown starts and bursting popcorn from a microwave.
Skipper: AHA!.......AGH!!
Nanite: One pinguin missing. Scanning. (scanning through the zoo)
Kowalski ascends from his hiding place, the manhole then sneaks up to the Electro-Pulse Cannon. He grabs it and directs it to the machine.
Kowalski: Got ya!
Nanite: Penguin’s smug levels rising…
Kowalski triggers the invention as it fires the plunger but misses. The Nanite loses its balance and begins trembling.
Kowalski: Oh nuts!
The Nanite trembles on Kowalski and painfully smacks him.
Kowalski: Owww………
It quickly returns to its composure and notices Kowalski got injured.
Nanite: Emergency! Emergency pinguin injured! We have violated our own safety protocols. Shut down requiring…
It shuts down and the parts kept falling apart. Some parts fall on Kowalski, painfully.
Kowalski: Ow…again…(coming out from a microwave)
Private: Okay, what just happened?
Kowalski: Victims of their own programming.(sadly) They self-terminated.
Rico: Ooh…
Skipper pops out
Skipper: So that’s the end of the Nanites. (approaches Kowalski, Rico and Private)
Kowalski: I believe so..
Skipper: So there’s nothing protecting us penguins from danger
Kowalski: It would seem that way…
Skipper: Kowalski, you’ll have to test that theory. Von fisch slapping Du into Weiter week.
Kowalski: AH! Ah! ( mumbling and yelling)
Skipper: Get back here!
Kowalski: Not on the face! Not on the face!
Skipper chases Kowalski and slaps him repeatedly.
Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of Du guys feel discriminated against, and that Du believe we fangirls want Du permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank Du all for your time.
~Lilly~
~Lilly~
The penguins were doing their daily cleaning around their HQ. "Hello silly penguins!" king Julien sagte as he walked into their HQ. "Ringtail? What is with the jogging outfit?" "There is a race soon!" "Ok then...Have fun with that." "But Du don't understand! There are prizes!" " Ooo! CANDY!" Shouted Private. "Fine! We'll take Du on in a race ringtail. And I can tell Du that were going to win!" "Hey guys! Did Du say something about a race?" Asked Marlene.
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