Skipper, Rico, Private, Mastique, and David are playing cards and occupying their time in different ways while Kowalski and I are working in the lab.
P: Man, Kowalski and Monique have been in there for 3 hours now.
Mastique: Seems like their definitely working on something important.
S: (sarcastically) Yea, "working".
David: What are Du saying, Skipper?
S: Oh, nothing, David, just the fact that they might be saying that they're working when they are actually making out.
Mastique: Why would Du think they're making out?
S: My gut says they are probably messing around in there. (Kowalski and I come out of the lab)
K: Finally, we're complete!
S: Oh, Du two finished making out, already?
Me: (blushing) What are Du talking about, Skipper? Plus, if we were, hypathetically, it was Kowalski's idea.
P: What were Du two working on, anyway?
K: Well, remember when Jiggles went all haywire?
S: How on earth could we forget your monstrosity?
Me: Well, we did some modifications to that problem. It was almost like magic mixed with science.
K: Like Nicholas Flammel. So, I'm glad to say good bye to Jiggles the expernentially growing creature and hello to Jiggles Greensburg! (a green teenage boy comes through the lab door)
Jiggles: Hey guys, do some of Du remember me?
P: Jiggles! Is that you?
Jiggles: Yes, Private, it's me. And, sorry about drinking your saft that day.
S: Hang on, how do we know this isn't some kind of illusion?
Jiggles: Just like the Dark Knight, Skipper, Du can't trust anyone. So, what else has been going on?
K: As Du guys can see, Jiggles is functioning like a human now.
Me: So, now he can eat without the growth issue, but has some abnormal abilities, too. (Mastique, David, and Jessica come in preparing to fight)
David: Alright, intruder, what gives Du the right to infultrate this HQ?
Jiggles: Oh, they must be David, Mastique, and Jessica, right?
K: It's okay, guys. This is Jiggles.
Mastique: Didn't he eat Du that one time?
S: He did? No wonder Du snapped out of it, Kowalski.
Me: Please, he'd rather not talk about it.
P: Well, then, how do Du know what happened?
Me: I saw what happened and i refuse to talk about it.
Jiggles: (looking at Jessica) So, I'm Jiggles.
Jessica: Yea, Du seem pretty interesting.
Jiggles: Well, I better take an actual walk in the zoo.
Jessica: Mind if I come with you?
Jiggles: Oh, I don't mind. (Jiggles and Jessica leave)
P: Now what's gotten into them?
Me: I think Jiggles just found his first ever crush. (giggles)
K: Jiggles having a crush? Let me check my abucus. (Kowalski pushes the beads on his abucus) According to my calculations, you're right, Monique.
Outside the HQ
Jiggles: So, if Mastique's your mother, Jessica, then who's your father?
Jessica: Well...
Julien: (yelling from lemur habitat) Hey, Jessica, who's this new dude right Weiter to you?
Jiggles: Julien? Don't Du recognize me?
Julien: Not sure.
Mort: Looks like the same color as the gelee man that sucked up my mango.
Jiggles: Oh, speaking of which, Mort, catch this. (throws a bag of mangos at Mort)
Mort: Yay, multiple mangos! Thank you, gelee man!
Jiggles: No problem. Also, sorry about eating Du that night, Julien.
Julien: So, it is you!
Jessica: But, he's changed, Dad. Du don't have to be scared! No offense, Jiggles.
Jiggles: Don't worry, I know why I was feared in the past.
Jessica: That's where attitude adjustment comes in, right?
Jiggles: Yep. Do Du want to get some snowcones.
Jessica: Sure. Just to be fair, I'll pay.
In the park
Jiggles: Wow, I've never been outside the zoo before.
Jessica: Yea, Grandma Monique and Granddad Kowalski usually come out here, in the lab, oder on oben, nach oben of the zoo walls whenever they want some quality alone time.
Jiggles: Does, um, this count as quality alone time for us?
Jessica: (blushing) Oh, I'm not sure. Do Du want it to?
Jiggles: Not sure.(licks snowcone and gets some on his face)
Jessica: Umm, you've got some speck snowcone on your face.
Jiggles: Oh. Heh heh. Hey, Du know what we should do?
Jessica: Create hotsnowzels?
Jiggles: Yep. (they both set up the trap like on "I Know Why The Caged Bird Goes Insane" and the trap succeeds)
Later
Jiggles: Wow, that's the first Essen combination that I've ever tried.
Jessica: It's pretty crazy. And I've seen Grandma Monique put carrot sticks in a sandwich. So, what are Du planning to do now that you're human, Jiggles?
Jiggles: Well, Jessica, it's gonna be a tough decision. Maybe I might take things slow when it comes to decision making.
Jessica: Yea. I had a really great time with you.
Jiggles: Yea, same here. Du know, you're the first girl I've met that isn't taken.
Jessica: (giggles) You're really funny. For decision making, are Du planning on being with someone in particular?
Jiggles: Well there is one. (giggles and looking at Jessica)
Jessica: (thinking) As I've heard, if a guy is staring at a girl's lips, it means he wants to KISS her. (Jiggles and Jessica come closer and then they kiss)
Jiggles: Hmm, so that's what a KISS feels like. (smiles)
Jessica: Yea, this is my first kiss, too. Well, we should get back to the zoo.
Jiggles: Right.
At the HQ
K: So, Jiggles, how was your time with Jessica?
Jiggles: It was great.
S: What do Du know? The beast finally has someone that can tame him. (laughs)
Jiggles: Oh, Du guys have your jokes. Oh, and I had my first KISS with her. (Skipper does a spit take on Jiggles's face)
P: Congradulations.
Me: Well, maybe Du should continue your "human" style oder whatever you're planning on doing and see how things go. It might take a while to process.
S: Like with us finding out that Officer X and Officer Y were really Charles Xavier and Juggernaut?
Me: Exactly.
Jiggles: (mumbling) Until tomorrow, my sweet Jessica.
P: Man, Kowalski and Monique have been in there for 3 hours now.
Mastique: Seems like their definitely working on something important.
S: (sarcastically) Yea, "working".
David: What are Du saying, Skipper?
S: Oh, nothing, David, just the fact that they might be saying that they're working when they are actually making out.
Mastique: Why would Du think they're making out?
S: My gut says they are probably messing around in there. (Kowalski and I come out of the lab)
K: Finally, we're complete!
S: Oh, Du two finished making out, already?
Me: (blushing) What are Du talking about, Skipper? Plus, if we were, hypathetically, it was Kowalski's idea.
P: What were Du two working on, anyway?
K: Well, remember when Jiggles went all haywire?
S: How on earth could we forget your monstrosity?
Me: Well, we did some modifications to that problem. It was almost like magic mixed with science.
K: Like Nicholas Flammel. So, I'm glad to say good bye to Jiggles the expernentially growing creature and hello to Jiggles Greensburg! (a green teenage boy comes through the lab door)
Jiggles: Hey guys, do some of Du remember me?
P: Jiggles! Is that you?
Jiggles: Yes, Private, it's me. And, sorry about drinking your saft that day.
S: Hang on, how do we know this isn't some kind of illusion?
Jiggles: Just like the Dark Knight, Skipper, Du can't trust anyone. So, what else has been going on?
K: As Du guys can see, Jiggles is functioning like a human now.
Me: So, now he can eat without the growth issue, but has some abnormal abilities, too. (Mastique, David, and Jessica come in preparing to fight)
David: Alright, intruder, what gives Du the right to infultrate this HQ?
Jiggles: Oh, they must be David, Mastique, and Jessica, right?
K: It's okay, guys. This is Jiggles.
Mastique: Didn't he eat Du that one time?
S: He did? No wonder Du snapped out of it, Kowalski.
Me: Please, he'd rather not talk about it.
P: Well, then, how do Du know what happened?
Me: I saw what happened and i refuse to talk about it.
Jiggles: (looking at Jessica) So, I'm Jiggles.
Jessica: Yea, Du seem pretty interesting.
Jiggles: Well, I better take an actual walk in the zoo.
Jessica: Mind if I come with you?
Jiggles: Oh, I don't mind. (Jiggles and Jessica leave)
P: Now what's gotten into them?
Me: I think Jiggles just found his first ever crush. (giggles)
K: Jiggles having a crush? Let me check my abucus. (Kowalski pushes the beads on his abucus) According to my calculations, you're right, Monique.
Outside the HQ
Jiggles: So, if Mastique's your mother, Jessica, then who's your father?
Jessica: Well...
Julien: (yelling from lemur habitat) Hey, Jessica, who's this new dude right Weiter to you?
Jiggles: Julien? Don't Du recognize me?
Julien: Not sure.
Mort: Looks like the same color as the gelee man that sucked up my mango.
Jiggles: Oh, speaking of which, Mort, catch this. (throws a bag of mangos at Mort)
Mort: Yay, multiple mangos! Thank you, gelee man!
Jiggles: No problem. Also, sorry about eating Du that night, Julien.
Julien: So, it is you!
Jessica: But, he's changed, Dad. Du don't have to be scared! No offense, Jiggles.
Jiggles: Don't worry, I know why I was feared in the past.
Jessica: That's where attitude adjustment comes in, right?
Jiggles: Yep. Do Du want to get some snowcones.
Jessica: Sure. Just to be fair, I'll pay.
In the park
Jiggles: Wow, I've never been outside the zoo before.
Jessica: Yea, Grandma Monique and Granddad Kowalski usually come out here, in the lab, oder on oben, nach oben of the zoo walls whenever they want some quality alone time.
Jiggles: Does, um, this count as quality alone time for us?
Jessica: (blushing) Oh, I'm not sure. Do Du want it to?
Jiggles: Not sure.(licks snowcone and gets some on his face)
Jessica: Umm, you've got some speck snowcone on your face.
Jiggles: Oh. Heh heh. Hey, Du know what we should do?
Jessica: Create hotsnowzels?
Jiggles: Yep. (they both set up the trap like on "I Know Why The Caged Bird Goes Insane" and the trap succeeds)
Later
Jiggles: Wow, that's the first Essen combination that I've ever tried.
Jessica: It's pretty crazy. And I've seen Grandma Monique put carrot sticks in a sandwich. So, what are Du planning to do now that you're human, Jiggles?
Jiggles: Well, Jessica, it's gonna be a tough decision. Maybe I might take things slow when it comes to decision making.
Jessica: Yea. I had a really great time with you.
Jiggles: Yea, same here. Du know, you're the first girl I've met that isn't taken.
Jessica: (giggles) You're really funny. For decision making, are Du planning on being with someone in particular?
Jiggles: Well there is one. (giggles and looking at Jessica)
Jessica: (thinking) As I've heard, if a guy is staring at a girl's lips, it means he wants to KISS her. (Jiggles and Jessica come closer and then they kiss)
Jiggles: Hmm, so that's what a KISS feels like. (smiles)
Jessica: Yea, this is my first kiss, too. Well, we should get back to the zoo.
Jiggles: Right.
At the HQ
K: So, Jiggles, how was your time with Jessica?
Jiggles: It was great.
S: What do Du know? The beast finally has someone that can tame him. (laughs)
Jiggles: Oh, Du guys have your jokes. Oh, and I had my first KISS with her. (Skipper does a spit take on Jiggles's face)
P: Congradulations.
Me: Well, maybe Du should continue your "human" style oder whatever you're planning on doing and see how things go. It might take a while to process.
S: Like with us finding out that Officer X and Officer Y were really Charles Xavier and Juggernaut?
Me: Exactly.
Jiggles: (mumbling) Until tomorrow, my sweet Jessica.
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"Kowalski," sagte Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.
***
They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that sagte TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry I'm sick of Schreiben right now. I need to make this longer.
~~~,~~~~••••••••••• shaps. Du don't have to read this
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"Kowalski," sagte Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.
***
They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that sagte TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry I'm sick of Schreiben right now. I need to make this longer.
~~~,~~~~••••••••••• shaps. Du don't have to read this
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Fighting style: boxing, karate, Kung Fu
Weapons: Twin-Silver Ballars, anything he can find in the area
Description: A bald assain, trained highly in the ways of contract killing.
Rico
Fighting style: Karate
Weapons: What ever the heck is in his gut.
Description: A psychotic little pinguin who shows no regards towards the rules. But is controlling of his use of explosives.
Rico walks alone in Central Park no one is around little does he know a hit was placed on him and agent 47 was sent after him. 47 waits for Rico to come out into the open. 47 the hears a twig snap under Rico's foot, he draws out his silver ballers. As Rico hears 47 emerge from behind the baum he lets loose with a smoke bomb. As the smoke clears 47 is no where to be found. As Rico continues on his way a W2000 sniper gewehr goes off getting Rico in the chest. Victory goes to 47.
"Ew," Rico said.
Skipper ran over and hugged her. "I missed you," he said.
Abigail pushed him.
Skipper fell on Rico. "Ew," Rico said.
Private said, "I'm confused. Can somebody tell me what's going on?"
Abigail said, "Skipper's my brother and Kowalski's my boyfriend."
"Why does Rico keep saying ew?" Private asked.
Rico sagte "ew" again.
"I have no idea," Abigail said.
Julien ran over and asked Abigail to marry him. Abigail pushed him into the pool.
Mort ran over and grabbed Julien's feet, and then they both fell in the pool. Then Skipper had to pull them out.
"Is that a yes?" Julien asked Abigail.
"No," Abigail said.
Julien started crying and walked stupidly away.
Kowalski went over and asked Abigail to marry him.
Abigail nodded.
"Ew," Rico said.