Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private... And Craig and Geoff. *Warning Strong Language!*

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Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private... And Craig and Geoff. *Warning Strong Language!*

posted by RustyandJuneP

Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: Hey Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny Zeigen it's The Late Late Zeigen with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do Du Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: Hey Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can Du Do Something For me?
*The Weiter Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having Du Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently Du Are.
*The End!*

CarlosPenaLove, kowalskiro and 2 others like this

skipperfan5431 Hahahaah!!! Don't mess with Skipper suckah!!! XD I wanna read the rest of this one.

kowalskiro This is extremely funny!!!! That's what happens when you mess with Skipper. :D I wanna read the rest. Got a link for the rest?

RustyandJuneP That's All There Is.

kowalskiro Okay. But it's still awesomely funny!!

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A POM Conversation

posted by peacebaby7

Note: This is just supposed to be a conversation between all the animals. After I've completed, feel free to give suggestions for the continuing of the conversation. Lastly, I hope Du enjoy it! :D

Skipper: "And the zoo's meeting will now come to order!"

KJ: "Oh smelly waterbird! I will have a Obst smoothie with mangoes, grapes, um... granatapfel and--"

Skipper: "Not that kind of order!"

KJ: "Well Weiter time Du will be making yourself Mehr clear! I was looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to that smoothie..."

Mort: "I will make the smoothie!"

Skipper: "Can we just get on with the meeting please!"

KJ: "I am royalty! I...

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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

posted by SuperRico

Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are Du a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: Du can.

Kowalski: Yay! I Liebe lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then Du can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh*

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Madagascar Epilogue: Part 8

posted by peacebaby7

The Weiter Day...

It was now time to get the plane down. Rico hacked up some knives & the penguins were carefully slicing the vines that were holding the plane in the tree. "OK! This bird's about to fall! Everyone stand back & prepare yourselves!" Skipper announced to the crowd of lemurs down below. Julien, on the ground, sagte to Maurice, "What bird? I see no bird..." Suddenly, with a lurch, the plane fell.

It wasn't as bad as was predicted. Once it hit the platform, it bounced once, & landed with a thud. The lemurs then began cheering. The penguins leaped down from out of the trees...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 7

posted by peacebaby7

Note to reader: I decided to start doing my Artikel in Mehr of a story form instead of a script-like form...It's much easier to work in details. Those who have read my Zurück Artikel know me to do my Artikel that way. Anyway, please enjoy the Weiter chapter of Madagascar Epilogue.

Madagascar

Three Months Into Construction...

The past 3 months of construction has been very progressing for the animals. The platform is now nearly completed, & the penguins were now getting ready to bring down the plane after careful analysis of the plane's engine state.

The four mischievous penguins were now...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 5

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Marty, Alex, & The Penguins...

Marty: "We're comin' Alex!"

Alex: "Great but, I can't see Melman from here...Oh no Du didn't get the pengu--"

Skipper: "Hold on Hippi! We're here to help!"

Alex: "Marty! Why did Du bring them!?"

Marty: "Melman was busy."

Skipper: "With that attitude maybe we'll just leave Du in that tree!"

Alex: "Good! I'd be safer!"

Skipper: "Fine! C'mon men!"

Marty: "Oh, uh-uh! Du four have to go help him!"

Skipper: "Look, Stripes! He obviously does not need oder want our help! He can just wait up there until later on. It'll probably be very late at night when Tall Guy...

Crossroads: Part 9

posted by Skiparah

I clenched my eyes shut as the sting nipped my back. I tried to stop a cry of pain from escaping my beak but it broke free, echoing in the large room. I heard the slicing whack again and the sensation of lightning shooting through me made me yowl in agony, sweat poured down my face. I looked over my shoulder at Blowhole, a pleading expression on my face, "Blowhole, this is unnecessary! If Du want revenge kill me!" Blowhole chuckled. The lashings stopped. The purr of his segway neared me, "Alexander, this IS revenge. What better way to enjoy it, than to watch Du suffer?" He lifted the whip...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 2

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien sagte that Du can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do Du think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...

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Crossroads: Part 4

posted by Skiparah

The camp was really a nice place, if didn't mind the gun-powder scent, which I eventully got used to. Leeland showed me around, going from tent to tent. In less than five Minuten the whole camp knew me. I realized how dangerous that was. If my mother was to come here looking for me, anyone could give me away and the gig, konzert would be up. This wasn't hatchling's play. This was real. We came to the last tent, Leeland's tent. "Oh, Alexander," Leeland began suddenly, looking at me over his shoulder, "There's someone I want Du to meet." He dissapeared into the tent. I could hear voices and the sound...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 22

posted by peacebaby7

The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded Von humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will Du be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 21

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Kowalski: "Private...How do Du feel?"

Private: "I...I don't know...I feel...weird..."

Kowalski: "Weird how?"

Private: "I...I don't really remember much of what went on in there..."

Kowalski: "What do Du remember?"

Private: "Um...I remember bits & pieces..."

Kowalski: "What do Du mean?"

Private: "There are a lot of things a bit fuzzy..."

Skipper: "Well, I'm sure it'll come back to you." *slaps on back*

Private: Hmmm, I'm sure there was something about my uncle...oh well, I'd remember if it were that important...

Skipper: "You know? We make a good team."

Kowalski: "Agreed. We handled that...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 19

posted by peacebaby7

Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, Du have me Du one-eyed freak. So what do Du want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift Du want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 16

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on."

Kowalski: "Yes, we fell for it like first Jahr hatchlings."

Rico: *sadly* "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "So...Now that we're probably miles off course...where do we go from here?"

Kowalski: *looks at stars* "Well, according to the stars...we should find water...that way." *points in direction*

Skipper: "You got that from the stars?"

Kowalski: "Yeah. I spent some time studying the solar system, star, sterne charts, solar radiation--"

Skipper: "--In Americano please."

Kowalski: "I learned a lot of Weltraum stuff."

Skipper: "Oh. Well...we...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 8

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *practicing his regular morning self defense techniques*

(????): "I see you've learned a lot in the past 2 years..."

Skipper: *stops abruptly & looks around while in battle position* "Who was that?! Where are you?!"

(????): "Do not look so frightened. I mean Du no harm..."

Skipper: *looks frantically around but sees no one* "Where are you?! Zeigen yourself! I'm not afraid of you!"

(????): "Ah, Skipper. Du have so much anger. Just because your parents were taken from Du it doesn't mean Du should take it out on everyone else..."

Skipper: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(????): *taps Skipper's...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 4

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*enter Susan to a sick Caleb bearing fisch soup, an egg is seen rapped in blankets Weiter to Caleb*

Susan: "Here eat this. Du need to keep your strength up."

Caleb: "Susan, we both know I'm dying. I can feel it. My mother had the same symptoms. She was gone within 3 days."

Susan: "No. Du can't leave me. We have to raise our baby...It must have a father!"

Caleb: "I know Du will take good care of our son oder daughter. Why don't Du get your brother to help you?"

Susan: "He's gone all the time. I barely get to see him."

Caleb: "Susan, he can help Du during migration. That's about the only...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 1)

posted by peacebaby7

*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, Du wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It sagte a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...

pinguin Bloopers: Koocheekookan, Destroyer of Worlds (from Operation: Lunacorn Apocalypse)

posted by peacebaby7

Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that rosa play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh Du wanna dance, prom...

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pinguin Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries) Joey's Pen

posted by peacebaby7

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 8 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Rico was in a kind of desert. No trees oder bushes could be seen.
He looked around. As expected, he was alone.
He didn’t know what he should do so he just went through the desert.
After about ten minutes, he saw it. The flag!
"That was easy." He said, and wanted to run on to the flag.
But before he could even make a move, he noticed a movement on the left side.
He turned around and almost started to laugh!
A unicorn!
A sweet little baby unicorn!
That was all!
He ran a few yards to the foal. It whinnied happily.
"Okay, come here, I'll just beat Du up and nothing else." He said.
The fohlen, colt whinnied again...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 8

posted by CuteCuddly

*Private's PoV*

The only reason we survive the explosion, is because of bad luck...which turns out to be GOOD luck.

We were running-well, CC and Skippah were runnning, I was being carried Von Skippah. And CC trips and falls down a hidden staircase that goes down to a basement. Skippah quickly follows. Mere Sekunden before the explosion, we make it to the bottom and hear:

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

The whole base violently shakes and causes all of us to loose our balance, and collapse to the ground. We feel the heat from deep underground, which tells us the danger we were in just Sekunden ago.

We were...

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Okarah's Secret: Prologue

posted by RockOnPenguin

It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...