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"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the Tiere A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," sagte Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with Tiere whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with Tiere whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list, since her name apparently started with M, so he headed to Marlene's place first. Once he slid on his belly across the path, leaped over the spiked fence, and crossed the pond Marlene had, he went to check up on Marlene. "Hey Skipper!! How are ya?" asked Marlene. "I'm alright Marlene, but we can't be too careful ya know? Pennywise that evil bitch," sagte Skipper. "Yeah, I know, so how do Du feel?" asked Marlene, watching into Skipper's eyes. "I feel fine okay? No worries," sagte Skipper. "And how do Du truly feel about me?" asked Marlene.
Skipper then knew what was going on, her smile, the candles in her home, he knew she was trying something. "Oh I see, Du little feisty mammal!!" sagte Skipper, blushing. "Yep!! I'm a feisty mammal!!" sagte Marlene, flirting with him, "Now pucker your beak commando!!" sagte Marlene. "Woooow!!!" sagte Skipper, smiling and accepting her kiss, he then held her in his flippers and kissed her lips, he then enjoyed the moment for a while, the warm kiss, the wonderful rush it gave him, he savored the KISS for a while. He then noticed something odd, he looked in the mirror and Marlene's entire lower half of her body turned into a clown suit, big shoes, baggy pants and all, then he looked at her face, dear god, it was Pennywise in yet, another disguise. "KISS ME FAT BOY!!" yelled Pennywise, Skipper ran out, terrified as Pennywise laughed at his stupid mistake. Skipper didn't stop running until he reached the fishbowl entrance and shut it. "What happened Skippah?" asked Private. "What happened?.....Pennywise happened...." sagte Skipper, "It, happened." Private and Kowalski gasped, then Skipper then decided to tell them everything that happened.
"You kissed Pennywise?" asked Private chuckling, but then got slapped. "This is serious Private!!" sagte Skipper. "So what does that mean now?" asked Kowalski. "It means, Kowalski, that we still have a problem to deal with before it goes rampant!!" yelled Skipper. He then shuffled back and forth int the HQ, nervous and anxious about the attacks from Pennywise. "We have to fight it, and we have to kill it, and then we have to make sure it's dead," sagte Skipper. "Then what are we waiting for? We must warn the lem-" sagte Kowalski. "Not yet Kowalski!! We let them know once they feel comfortable, with the fact that they're not through with Pennywise yet," sagte Skipper. "You're right sir, but what do we do between now, and then?" asked Kowalski. "We do our best to stay alive and not end up dead," sagte Skipper. "What would it take to do that?" asked Private. "Stay together as a big team, then we go our ways together, so we can all destroy Pennywise the assclown and not be horribly mutilated in the process," sagte Skipper. "Agreed, prepare the weapons Rico," sagte Kowalski. Rico nodded then coughed up a chainsaw.
We Bewegen very far away from the zoo, to an isolated, lonely fortress in Coney Island, a familiar dolphin, a failure for recieving revenge and losing his minions in one night, Dr. Blowhole woke up and looked out the window as he heard a voice. "Dr. Blowhole!! Kelno!! Wake up!!" yelled the voice. "Who's out there?" asked Blowhole. "Its me Du fool," sagte the voice, a clown popped into view, his face on the moon talking to him. "Who are you, human clown?" asked Blowhole. "You have the same goal as me, Dr. Blowhole," sagte Pennywise. "Oh? Well, I already think we can be allies..." sagte Dr. Blowhole smiling. "I wanna pay them back, just like Du want to, we're gonna pay them back Blowhole," sagte Pennywise. "Skipper and the Pen-gu-ins?" asked Blowhole. "Yeeees..... That person," sagte Pennywise. "I refer to him as a retarded, pathetic piece of scum," sagte Blowhole. "Refer to him as Du will, but remember, we share, the same goaaal," sagte Pennywise. Pennywise appeared to Blowhole in his clown form and gave him a knife. Blowhole smiled evilly, he held the messer delicately. "Lead the way Kelno Blowhole," sagte Pennywise.
Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for lemur use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 Mehr pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...
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posted by KaylaFoxeh
This is a poem I wrote for my friend Kowalski (Lt_Kowalski) Enjoy...


Before me, he stands as tall as a baum with feathers of ebony and eyes of teal.

He has been through so much and here he stands before me, my friend...

He can make Du laugh. He can make Du smile when Du feel down.

He is kindhearted and friendly, a good friend, indeed...

a rolemodel, like a legend he stands before me as tall as the baum itself... What is this feeling... This feeling is weird..

It is a warm feeling... A feeling of warmth like I have been covered Von a heavy

blanket in the cold of night.. Is this the feeling of trust...
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posted by kivamarie
the story begins with skipper Wird angezeigt me a surprise.

Me: skipper can I open my eyes now?

Skipper: not yet Kiva. okay now

Me: (opens my eyes) wow. it's a boat.

Skipper: yup and for the Weiter few days it's just going to be Du and me going fishing.

Me: cool I like that idea skipper let's go.

so me and skipper went to Bahia De, Los Angeles and then me and skipper set sail on the boot passing a few islands to Bahia Kino.

Skipper: so how's the boot ride so far Kiva?

Me: hm? oh it's good skipper.

Skipper: what's wrong don't Du like it?

Me: I do like it skipper it's just that I keep having this funny feeling...
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posted by kivamarie
I woke up the Weiter mourning knowing that it is time to find Essen and water if I'm going to survive.

Me: (wakes up) boy i slept like a rock last night (checks on the fire) yep the feuer is still there so it's time for me to look for Essen and water. Essen and water will give me energy to survive and to stay alive.

so I started to crawl with one leg to look for Essen and water. just when i was about to give up i saw food. it was a mango.

Me: (gasp) a mango it's perfect and it's safe, sicher for me to eat.

so after i grab the mango I ate the mango. after i ate the mango i crawl with one leg to look for water....
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posted by kivamarie
the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a maus I look like minnie maus but different. I wear a rosa bow a rosa dress and rosa shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) Hey where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the Weiter thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...
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The look of horror on their faces sagte it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...
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The look of horror on their faces sagte it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...
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posted by stlouisfan
Private woke up with bags in his eyes and he carfully climbed out of bed. He looked up and noticed that the other guys weren't in bed. Private just yawned and walked over to the ladder that led to the platform above. He opened the hatch and saw that the guys were already up and training. Private yawned one Mehr time and climbed up onto the platform.

Skipper looked at Private and said, "Finally up Private?"

Private nodded and said, "Why didn't Du guys wake me?"

Kowalski looked at Private and said, "Well it looked like Du could use the sleep. Du have another sleepless night Private?"

Private nodded...
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Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the Weltraum squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, oder whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the Weltraum squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if Du haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story......
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Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...
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So one Tag I got this idea: What if the penguins had to deal with problems that were completely opposite theirs? That's what gave rise to this story. Read and enjoy!

THE REVERSE WORLD
It was a beautiful sunny Tag and Private decided to take advantage of the weather to go out for a walk.
"It's a great Tag for a walk now," he said, strolling about slowly in the park, "the weather's all sunny and bright..."
Then his foot caught on something big and he fell over. He picked himself up and stared at the shiny object that had caused his fall.
"What's this?" he wondered, picking it up and studying it, "It's...
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posted by Gumball17
Private's PoV
It's 6:30 a. m., and I'm wide awake. This is nothing unusual; Skipper usually makes us rise before the sun. I don't mind though; I like spending time with my friends, even if it's while doing drills and practice. After that was done, we combed the zoo for any suspicious activity. Finding none, we headed back to our enclosure to do Zufällig stuff. The first thing Kowalski did was go to work on his new invention. I'm not sure what it's supposed to do; all I know is he says it's his "best ever" and that it'll "change history". I've heard it all before. We all have. Kowalski makes a...
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Death Von Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.


Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet Schokolade (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened kakao powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder oder 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons sauer, saure cream


Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream oder whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet Schokolade (40-50% cocoa)



Method
1.Preheat ofen to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 oder 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof oder other...
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In the POM universe
P: Wow! We're actually in OUR universe for the race!
S: Focus, Private, we're here to race!
P: Right. (they drive up to the Masked Power Racer's car)
Power Racer: I see, we're in your universe, guys.
S: Yea! Our universe, our territory! If Du wanna battle, we'll battle!
K: We can be really fierce!
Power Racer: Look, guys, as wierd as it may seem, I don't want to hurt Du guys.
S: We didn't come for a soap opera, we came to race! (Team MAD's car is right behind them)
Ramsay: Got the laser lights ready?
Jack: Ready! (flaming lasers come out of the car lights and the Power Racer uses...
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In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, Du got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The baum falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...
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"wow!" Skipper woke up, he saw that it was already 11:00 am, he hit his head, he was confused

"men, Du aren't going to believe my weird drea-" he cut himself seeing that everyone was looking scared at him.

"yes Skipper, it actually wasn't a dream"

"Kowalski, we have to tell him, Skipper, Du DID go berserk and started fainting everyone!"

"yes, but-"

"no, Du didn't stop, the Frage is, who brang Du back here?" Kowalski pointed out.

"I dream that I was defeated Von a warrior of black and white, known Von me, he once was my ally, but i to-"

"first, it was a she, and second, it was BROWN nad white!"...
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posted by InvaderRife
Rifes pov

It was cold I was alone looking for shelter.Suddenly it began to rain,"Man I hate not having a home." Rife hissed as she slithered along the path.Something caught her eye it was black and white and she censed metal mabey glasses."Hello?Who are you?",Rife called to the figure."Come I will not hurt you.",Rife told."Hi i'm Vee don't Du have a home?" Vee asked."No.",Rife stated."Well...you can stay with me....",Vee traled off."Really!Well i wouldn't like to jussssst barge in oder anything.You don't even know my name!",Rife told her."Well Du could tell me it now an we could go to my home."...
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"sorry Private" Marlene sagte as she hugged young Private, who was crying, he just saw he girlfriend layed in the floor, dead.

Skipper went Weiter to Mandy, he examined her body, he turned it face-up, there it was: a hole as big that Skipper's flipper passed perfectly through it, he shouted

"Kowalski, lens!"

Kowalski gave it to him, Skipper looked inside, after that shout everyone, exept for Private was looking at him, he put his flipper in the body, and pulled out a piece of metal, about half an inch long, and a milimeter wide.

"this is obiously a crime" Skipper sagte looking at everyone "my work...
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I come across Kowalski constructing a new invention while he's listening to music.
Me: Kowalski?
K: (drops ipod) Aaagh! (looks behind him) Oh, Monique, it's you.
Me: What's the invention this time?
K: Well, it's the Vocaltunage Imagery Ray.
Me: Judging Von the name, does it turn songs into actions depending on the song?
K: Actually yes. Now let me set up a song and shoot a laser in the sky. (shoots laser in the sky surrounding the zoo)
Me: What song is it?
K: You'll see.
Jessica: Grandma Monique! (walks towards me and Kowalski)
Me: I told you, Jessica, just call me "Monique".
Jessica: Alright, Monique,...
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Black Thoughts



He pressed his beak tightly together to bare the pain.

The dark fog, which flew through his veins, thickened at the two broken rips. He tried not to scream as the healing began.

His flipper closed tightly around the hilt of his sword. He lifted the blade. The darkness licked over the metal.

This damn elephant!

Every time the demon helped him, he felt so exhausted afterwards. Exhausted like now. He had barely managed to get back from the forest. Otherwise, he had chased those tiny bastards! Now, he lay in the lair, slipped down at the Wand on the ground and he could barely Bewegen from...
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