Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: Dimensional Penguins! (1)

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posted by fox_tamer_113

At The Penguins HQ

Inside the HQ, the penguins are waiting for Kowalski to Zeigen them his new invention, which is under a piece of cloth, just like every week. The others, mostly Skipper, are getting bored at Kowalski's inventions.

"Okay Kowalski, Wow us" Skipper said, bored, sipping a cup of coffee. Weiter to him are Private and Rico, waiting for Kowalski to start.

"Okay, as Du know for a couple of weeks my inventions are a bit useless-" Kowalski started.

"Yeah, no duh" Skipper commented, as he continuing sipping on his drink.

"As I was saying" Kowalski glaring at Skipper "I heard someone say that they are getting boring, so I decided to make some of my failed inventions better! So I present to you" Kowalski removed the cloth "the Dimension Jumper!" Kowalski pronounced, proudly.

The "Dimension Jumper" is four miniature chronotrons that is made to look like belts, the belts have a numeric dial, a green and red button, and chains connecting each gürtel to another.

(AN: O-O-O-O <<<almost like this)

Skipper blinks. "It's just 4 cool-looking belts chained together... I'm not impressed..." Skipper said, shaking his head.

"Um, Skippah, give it a chance! Du still don't know what it does!" Private said, trying to be helpful.

"U-huh!" Rico grunted, agreeing with Private.

"Okay... Kowalski, what does it do?" Skipper said, giving in to them.

"I'm glad Du asked! Von wearing this "belt" as Du called it, we can travel to another dimension! Imagine traveling to a dimension where lollipops and candies grow on trees," Private's eyes lit up "Chainsaws and dynamites are welcomed Von everyone" Rico drools "or where penguins and humans switch places! Think of the possibilities!" Kowalski announced, excitedly.

"Sounds interesting... But, how does it work and any safety measures?" Skipper asked, intrigued.

"It's easy to operate this! We only need to wear the belts, dial a number, and press the red button! And it's completely safe! The chains prevent us from going to different dimensions separately, and to return to our dimension, we only need to press the green button and we're back at the same Tag and time we left! Just like nothing ever happened, except we remember everything!" Kowalski answered, still excited. "So guys, wanna try it out now?"

"Hmm... Well, I don't know... I'm not completely sure..." Skipper said, setting down his cup of coffee on the table.

"Please Skippa'h? pwetty please?" plead Private "I promise not to bring sweets on recon!"

"Yeah! Pwease?" Rico grunted, pleading Skipper for them to try it.

"I promise Skipper, that it's 100% safe!" sagte Kowalski, trying to convince Skipper.

"Hmm... Well, as long as we remain cautious, I supposed, why not?" Skipper smiled "C'mon boys! Let's try it out!"

Private, Rico, and Kowalski cheered!

"Okay, That's enough of that. Let's wear those belts and let's test them out! Me and Rico are at the side, Private and Kowalski, Du guys are at the middle, Du guys got that?" They nodded. "Good! Okay, everyone take their positions and lets wear our belts!" Skipper ordered.

After they are done wearing their belts

"Okay, Kowalski, What dimension are we going too?" Skipper asked to his lieutenant beside him.

"I guess the first dimension Skipper, Dimension #1" Kowalski answered as he pressed 1 in the dial "Ready everyone?" Everyone nodded. "Lets go!" Kowalski pressed the red button and then... They disappeared.
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Okay everyone! What do Du think? Is it good,bad, oder should I just give up on this? Please tell me!

Any suggestions on where would they go?

Read & Review!

MsKowalski99, Marika_1996 and 1 other like this

hanz1192 I would suggest they would go an alternate dimension where almost everything is the exact opposite. Let me explain, the penguins end up in a world where they meet their evil counterparts, and Blowhole is the hero of that dimension. I just got that idea from Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths.

fox_tamer_113 ^ Hmm... Nice idea! Maybe... Hmm... *thinks* =^_^=

Marika_1996 Loved that ^^ I suggest to send them in an alternate dimension, where they're girls *dies laughing* Just don't ask what I've imagined... *whispers* Skipper in a pink dress, Skipper in a pink dress... :D

fox_tamer_113 ^ XD *deadz*

Kowalski1321 Creative, original, funny...Loved it!

fox_tamer_113 ^ Thanks! :D

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (4) Father and Son

posted by peacebaby7

Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did Du talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of Du as a son Du know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask Du something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do Du like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is safe, sicher with me.”

Eve...

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The Sekunden past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The pinguin laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (8) Life oder Death

posted by peacebaby7

March 21, 2012
1628 hours

    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are Du hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those fisch look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of fisch that a hummer left Weiter to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those fisch Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico sagte sadly. “Then what are Du waiting for? All Du gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No Du just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are Du annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* Du just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for Du are not sentient. Du just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But Du just sagte that Du know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Du lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, oder thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would Du define yourself? Are Du yourself because of your actions, oder are your actions based on who Du are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes Du are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: Hey that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are Du hitting yourself?

Stupid Crazy Liebe Vorschau

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda sagte happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He sagte in his Danish accent. "Then Von the powers invested in me...I now pronounce Du man and wife. Du may KISS your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their Friends stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 8

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the oben, nach oben instead of the bottom due to everything in the schloss being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! Du make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You sagte so at the meeting! Du didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do Du think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to Du talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic Musik can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that Musik playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are Du all?"

Private:...

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Skipper and Marlene (Blooper?)

posted by 27Kowalski

I don't know if Du can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired Von peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!

Director: Okay, for the Weiter scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, Du have to KISS each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: Du heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop Küssen each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying orange (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. Hey KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer Von my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then Bewegen back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't Du crawl into a #pantry and die already..

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I sagte in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do Du realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to Design the blueprint!
Me: Dude, Du seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If Du have any other Fragen Du can ask me in the comments.)...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Five - The Journey Begins

posted by KowalskiRocks

Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the Zurück Tag flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue sagte location. She looked at the clock on the Wand Weiter to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an Stunde early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...

A Week In Death Chapter 6: The Plan.

posted by 67Dodge

Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of Du who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 6

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank Du Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell Du who tranquilized Du guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 7.

posted by CuteCuddly

*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably safe, sicher distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and Friends are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....

Trapped in the Canyon chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the Weiter mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva Du can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...

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The Slenderman chp. 3

posted by stlouisfan

(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his bett and walked into the Weiter room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his Weiter recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...

The lucky coin. chapter 2

posted by andresandru

"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, Du should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski sagte lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper sagte "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...