Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining Du with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most Kürzlich film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His Kürzlich role as Dr. Robotnik in Sonic The Hedgehog was funny, yes, but everypony is too busy focusing on Nintendo to watch a film made Von their biggest rival.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: strahl, ray Romano is also in a slump too. Well, actually, he decided to take a break from comedy anyway, but he's the only exception.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Aside from myself of course. I only do it, because I want to be an actor, as well as a comedian. Richard Pryor pulled it off, I don't see why I can't either.
Crowd: Yah!
Tom: Being an actor can be hard work, but I had one job that was even tougher. Du probably never heard of this before, because this job is very exclusive to Neigh Jersey. Gas Station Attendant!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Started when I was 18, and thought it would be a lot of fun, Du know? Young stallions are typically gearheads. They Liebe cars. This seemed like an easy way to make money, while enjoying the variety of cars travelling through my old hometown of Ponyville. *Makes a buzzer sound*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Doesn't work that way. Du get a lot of ponies who are in a rush to get overweight Von eating ribs, and french fries at Applebees.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: While many others are just looking for an excuse to be a jackass to some Zufällig stranger.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And they always seem to make mistakes. Excuse me ma'am. Why did Du come through the do not enter section?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: *Making a mare's voice* Because you're disrespecful!
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: No one likes being called out on something they did wrong, but Du have to do your job, and make sure everypony is safe. Safety is always a high priority in Equestrian businesses. That's why we get injuries, and law firms sue them to make big bucks.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Despite the stupidity of customers, the managers are no better. The WaWa I was working at was on the left side of Church Street, while a bank was on the right side. One Tag someone decided, hey. Let's Bewegen the buildings to the other side of the street.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: All that hard work just to Bewegen a gas station to where the bank was, and vice versa.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Du could have used the thousands of dollars spent to Bewegen those buildings, on something Mehr important like, upgrading the equipment. Nope. Too expensive, we need to save money Von continuously investing in unreliable equipment!
Crowd: *Laughing*

2 B Continued