Saten Twist adventures: S3E5 PART 5

posted by Canada24

I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..

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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?

Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.

Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned Von accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?

Applejack: Yeah. How can Du just be born with 'em?

Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!

Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.

Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.

Pinkie Pie: (typical Pinkie Pie excitement) Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic!

regenbogen Dash: Well, I know all about super-strong flying!

Twilight: (sudden joy) And I can help keep tabs on her magic!

Flurry Heart: [sneezes, witch causes her to blow a hole though the roof]

Celestia: (nervous) It appears her magic is Mehr powerful than that of a newborn unicorn!

Ditto: (looks outside) Yes, but crowds have already started to gather.

Pinkie Pie: [inhales randomly appeared balloon] This Crystalling is gonna be some party! [balloon pops]

Cadance: Do Du think we should call it off?

regenbogen Dash: Um, we've all faced a lot worse than baby magic.

Rarity: I can't imagine cancelling such a beautiful and important ceremony over something so potentially adorable!

Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and regenbogen Dash: [general agreement]

Celestia: ... In light of the little one's abilities, this Crystalling might be Mehr important than ever. [to Cadance] Perhaps Du should address your subjects and remind them of that.

Princess Cadance: Yes ma'am (kisses Flurry herz before she leaves).

Shining Armor: [snoring]

Ditto: Shining Armor! Do Du have everything Du need for the ceremony?

Shining Armor: [tired] Huh?... Oh, no! I still have to interview the honor guards, choose the purity crystal, and pick a crystaller!

Twilight: Alright, take it easy. Pinkie can stay here with me and keep an eye on the

Applejack: And we'll all help Du with everythin' Armor: [snores] ...baby...

Rarity: That is, if Du can stay awake long enough to tell us how?

Ditto: Well, Du better hurry.

Rarity: (giggles) Yes sir.

Ditto: (to Luna) Come on dear, we should check probably help Cadence.

Luna: Good idea.

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meanwhile inside Sunburst's house, Starlight and Sunburst continue Schauspielen awkward around each other, being intentionally vague and exaggerating about what they've been doing since parting ways. Spike looks through Twilight's Liste in Suchen of a solution.

Derpy: (in the other room, trying to light joint without anyone knowing).

Spike: Hey Derpy).

Saten: (hides the joint) NOTHING!

Spike: What?

Derpy: Nothing... I was doing nothing.

SPright: Riight.. Du have any ideas about star, sterne and Sun.

Derpy: I think shippers are gonna go CRAZY!

Spike: I'm serious.

Derpy: So am I.. Saten and Trixie are gonna be jealous that shippers don't KNOW about them.

Spike: Where IS Saten?

Derpy: I think he left to get a six pack.

Spike: But he just FINISHED a six pack.

Derpy: Yeah.. He has a problem.

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CONVENIENT STORE:

Saten: (enraged) NO BEER!? WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?

Cashier: I'm sorry.. What about a latte instead?

Saten: (still angry) No, I don't want a latte! I want a cappuccino and a blaubeere, heidelbeere scone!

Cashier: I.. I only have Schokolade chip.

Saten: (still angry) Well that sounds even BETTER!

Cashier: Alright (goes to make them)

Saten: (sighs and waits).

Voice: Still so angry, I see.

Saten: What th... (looks over).. Mom?

Maddy Twist: Hello son.. It's been a while.

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Princess Cadance: [tired, amplified] Dearest citizens, I am sure Du are all just as thrilled and ready for this Crystalling as myself and Shining Armor. [crowd cheering]

Shining Armor: [panicked breathing] I'm not ready!

regenbogen Dash: Take it easy! Just pick whoever looks the most like honor guard material.

Shining Armor: Right... right. (throws helm over Zufällig guard)

Royal guards: [whimpering]

Shining Armor: I'm sorry.. Fatherhood is way Mehr stressful than I ever thought.

Fluttershy: I can only imagine.

Rarity: Now, I know choosing the crystal of purity is a very important decision. So I have gone through the trouble of arranging them in order from incredibly pure to outrageously pure.

Fluttershy: Um, Rarity, don't they all sort of look the same?

Rarity: Oh, well, to the untrained eye, perhaps. What do Du think, Shining Armor?

Shining Armor: [incoherent stammering] I don't know!

Rarity: [hushed] I hope Twilight and Pinkie are having better luck with the baby.

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Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, hold her still!

Pinkie Pie: I'm tryiiiiiiing!

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Project VOID Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Equestrian Underground Labs
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Jake - Doctor Stevsn... Back from the dead.
Steven - Hahaha... Du really know, as much as I feel alive my existence is vauge.
Jake - Dr. Dan is dead that Du know.
Steven - According to plans.
Jake - I can't belive he did it.
Steven - Let me tell Du a story of Project Reborn. Du see many ponies lose limbs but what if their whole body can't move? A whole artificial body! That was our dream and we tested it on the cores. Du see Void was a good boy caring for his girlfriend so much he wanted her to be saved. We accepted her as our test subject and then...

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5 Years...

My Little Pony: Zombies Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 5 is beginning

This is the first round where the hell hounds arrive.

Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Rainbow Dash: Bring on the dogs!
Pinkie Pie: *Can't buy the Stakeout* But, I am nothing but a peasant!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Standing in front of the door that leads to the costume room*
Hell Hound: *Appears, and runs towards regenbogen Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots the Hell Hound* Bad doggy!
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards regenbogen Dash, and hides behind her* Save me!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots another Hell Hound* Du can use your MP40 Du know.
Pinkie Pie: I can?!? *Shoots the Weiter Hell Hound* What have...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 113 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss arrived in her station wagon, but Hawkeye was not with her.

Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Pete: Metal Gloss, where's Pierce?
Metal Gloss: Ever since he arrived late yesterday in that freight with Stylo, he hasn't been taking it well.
Pete: What did he do?
Metal Gloss: He's been drinking heavily, and locked himself in his own room. He won't talk, oder anything.
Pete: Hmm, it's not like Pierce. After work, we're going to try to talk to him. All of us.

Song: link

At night, Hawkeye...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 113 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Project VOID Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Void - *attacks him with sword*
Dan - *avoids* Too slow...*kicks him away* If Du want for Snowflake to stay alive Du better try harder!
Void - *takes out gun and shoots*
Dan - *avoids and fly lower hurting Snowflake*
Void - N-No... You... M- my herz hurts... No...
Dan - Break apart... Do it.
Void - *stops moving* (I... Lost it...) *attacks Dan directly*
Dan - *gets pierced* Ugh... Y-Yes... *looks in Void eyes* This is our end... Void... Me bleeding out... Du slowly dying too. Ha... Ha... *close eyes*
Void - Shut up... Du made me do it.. *drops Dan's dead body and falls on the ground himself*
Snowflake...

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Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia were at briefing.

Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a pony that stahl, stola a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's oben, nach oben speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in...

1

The first Shadowknight. Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Holy Palladin schloss - Ponyville
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Joker - What it is sir.
Deathwish - Calling us both here.
Palladin - An yes it's time for us to take action.
Joker - Ohoho are we reacting to movements now?
Palladin - Our Feudal Recreational Dictatorship is great, but Noone accept it so with assassination of Queen we may have Mehr to talk... He he he. Alias with death of Arthur we have Mehr to tell on Equestrian Concuil.
Joker - Shall we prepare?
Deathwish - Hmhmhm it's time we waited for.

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Canterlot Castle.
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Shadowknight - *sighs* this guy is pathetic.
Crimson - Uhhh.
Pearl - How this stalion can marry my sister....

Awesome pony Pictures

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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The Heist : Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Damien - Hahaha... Easy money *drinks wine*
Jackson - Too easy.
Joel - Hehehe.
Jeremy - Ahh good to do this for some reason.
FI - Du idiots forgot to burn security and now you're famous around Ponyville. Soon Du will be infamous around Equestria. Du slept well? I don't care. Get ready we need Mehr money and today is special occasion.

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On Road
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FI - Road F-23 Got closed because of someone going this way. Today we don't do a Heist. We're kidnapping princess Twilight Sparkle. We must get her before she gets to Canterlot. But we can't get her in Ponyville. So we hit her mid road. Exploding rails...

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Darkness - Ode to Destruction Ep. 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 3

The Truth
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*As Darkness walks inside blank black room he hear voice.*

GOD-CORE - My child. The greatest power let me look at you.
Darkness - ...
GOD-CORE - I know why Du are here, an FOOLISH request to ask about truth but... Is that truth that needed in your life, untill that Tag Du didn't knew about it and Du were living in peace and what will change the truth about it all.
Darkness - Alot...
GOD-CORE - Will Du change, will your Friends change?
Darkness - No I...
GOD-CORE - If Du want to hear a truth is that Du are being puppeted whatever Du do and Du can't leave it...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 111 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7

Date: January 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After dropping off empty freight cars to be loaded with wood, and steel, Metal Gloss brought the engine she was using into the servicing facility.

Percy: How did it go?
Metal Gloss: Good, this just needs to be refueled.
Jeff: We're on it.
Metal Gloss: *Walks to the left, and goes into a shed. She sees engine 8444* Looks like you've been renumbered after all. *Leaves the shed*
Jeff: Now where are Du going?
Metal Gloss: To talk to Pete.

in his office.

Pete: *Signing papers* This is practically the only thing I...

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Gran Turismo Episode 7 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Episode 7: Oh Deer

Special guest stars

Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower

Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the straße signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main straße to Malpaso Avenue*

Stop the song

Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do Du say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has...

Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

As soon as regenbogen Dash, and applejack were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

Rainbow Dash: What the heu, hay are Du doing?
Pierce: Trust us, Du don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some...

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Project VOID Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Equestrian Containment and Experimental Laboratories #32
Conainment zone 3 code : red
Subject ID : 37248266628374
Codename : VOID
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Dan - *knocks on window* Hello wake up!
VOID - ...
Dan - How are Du feeling.
VOID - ...
Dan - Du may think Du are monster 37248266628374 but simply Du are butyful creation of science.
VOID - ...
Dan - ... Eh... If we can't perform the tests in nice way we gonna start stabbing Du with syringes again. How are Du feeling.
VOID - I have a headache.
Dan - A prince started Singen *writes something* now do Du feel something uneasy expect Du want...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once they reached the hospital, this happened.

Adrenaline: *Gets out of the truck and starts limping*
Doctor: *Sees Adrenaline* We got a pony that was shot.
Doctors: *Running with a stretcher*
Adrenaline: I don't need a stretcher. I can walk fine. *Falls down*
Larry: Du sure about that?
Doctors: *Putting Adrenaline onto the stretcher*

It didn't take long for Adrenaline to get to his room

Doctor: Okay, put him on the bed.
Doctors: *Gently lifting Adrenaline onto the bed*
Don Castalini: Adrenaline, we're going to head back into Maui now. *Gives him $45,000* Du did well.
Doctor: What happened?
Larry:...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of Du don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane Du do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, oder else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.

Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if Du see an auto Shop anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See Du later.
Don Castalini: Du didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least Du got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful....

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Long time Vor when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one pony that survived and was gegeben a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed Von child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
Pony - The prices went up again...
Pony 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
Pony - Shut up Du don't even work, Du feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like...