Saten Twist adventures: S3E5 PART 5

posted by Canada24

I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..

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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?

Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.

Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned Von accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?

Applejack: Yeah. How can Du just be born with 'em?

Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!

Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.

Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.

Pinkie Pie: (typical Pinkie Pie excitement) Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic!

regenbogen Dash: Well, I know all about super-strong flying!

Twilight: (sudden joy) And I can help keep tabs on her magic!

Flurry Heart: [sneezes, witch causes her to blow a hole though the roof]

Celestia: (nervous) It appears her magic is Mehr powerful than that of a newborn unicorn!

Ditto: (looks outside) Yes, but crowds have already started to gather.

Pinkie Pie: [inhales randomly appeared balloon] This Crystalling is gonna be some party! [balloon pops]

Cadance: Do Du think we should call it off?

regenbogen Dash: Um, we've all faced a lot worse than baby magic.

Rarity: I can't imagine cancelling such a beautiful and important ceremony over something so potentially adorable!

Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and regenbogen Dash: [general agreement]

Celestia: ... In light of the little one's abilities, this Crystalling might be Mehr important than ever. [to Cadance] Perhaps Du should address your subjects and remind them of that.

Princess Cadance: Yes ma'am (kisses Flurry herz before she leaves).

Shining Armor: [snoring]

Ditto: Shining Armor! Do Du have everything Du need for the ceremony?

Shining Armor: [tired] Huh?... Oh, no! I still have to interview the honor guards, choose the purity crystal, and pick a crystaller!

Twilight: Alright, take it easy. Pinkie can stay here with me and keep an eye on the

Applejack: And we'll all help Du with everythin' Armor: [snores] ...baby...

Rarity: That is, if Du can stay awake long enough to tell us how?

Ditto: Well, Du better hurry.

Rarity: (giggles) Yes sir.

Ditto: (to Luna) Come on dear, we should check probably help Cadence.

Luna: Good idea.

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meanwhile inside Sunburst's house, Starlight and Sunburst continue Schauspielen awkward around each other, being intentionally vague and exaggerating about what they've been doing since parting ways. Spike looks through Twilight's Liste in Suchen of a solution.

Derpy: (in the other room, trying to light joint without anyone knowing).

Spike: Hey Derpy).

Saten: (hides the joint) NOTHING!

Spike: What?

Derpy: Nothing... I was doing nothing.

SPright: Riight.. Du have any ideas about star, sterne and Sun.

Derpy: I think shippers are gonna go CRAZY!

Spike: I'm serious.

Derpy: So am I.. Saten and Trixie are gonna be jealous that shippers don't KNOW about them.

Spike: Where IS Saten?

Derpy: I think he left to get a six pack.

Spike: But he just FINISHED a six pack.

Derpy: Yeah.. He has a problem.

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CONVENIENT STORE:

Saten: (enraged) NO BEER!? WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?

Cashier: I'm sorry.. What about a latte instead?

Saten: (still angry) No, I don't want a latte! I want a cappuccino and a blaubeere, heidelbeere scone!

Cashier: I.. I only have Schokolade chip.

Saten: (still angry) Well that sounds even BETTER!

Cashier: Alright (goes to make them)

Saten: (sighs and waits).

Voice: Still so angry, I see.

Saten: What th... (looks over).. Mom?

Maddy Twist: Hello son.. It's been a while.

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Princess Cadance: [tired, amplified] Dearest citizens, I am sure Du are all just as thrilled and ready for this Crystalling as myself and Shining Armor. [crowd cheering]

Shining Armor: [panicked breathing] I'm not ready!

regenbogen Dash: Take it easy! Just pick whoever looks the most like honor guard material.

Shining Armor: Right... right. (throws helm over Zufällig guard)

Royal guards: [whimpering]

Shining Armor: I'm sorry.. Fatherhood is way Mehr stressful than I ever thought.

Fluttershy: I can only imagine.

Rarity: Now, I know choosing the crystal of purity is a very important decision. So I have gone through the trouble of arranging them in order from incredibly pure to outrageously pure.

Fluttershy: Um, Rarity, don't they all sort of look the same?

Rarity: Oh, well, to the untrained eye, perhaps. What do Du think, Shining Armor?

Shining Armor: [incoherent stammering] I don't know!

Rarity: [hushed] I hope Twilight and Pinkie are having better luck with the baby.

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Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, hold her still!

Pinkie Pie: I'm tryiiiiiiing!

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Weiter morning was a very cold one. Everypony that didn't escape had to line up in a huge line, and listen to Gilda speak to a few other people.

Nazi Colonel 98: *Gives Gilda list*
Gilda: *Reading Liste of prisoners that escaped* Sechsundsiebzig.
Rainbow Dash: How many did she say?
Airborne: Seventy Six.
Gilda: *gives Liste back to colonel* Dismissed.

At a train station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking upstairs to platform*
Shredder: *Sees Bartholomew*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shining Armor: *Standing near train track*
Shredder: I see a few ponies that escaped with us.
Brewster: Bartholomew,...

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Twilight Sparkle

added by karinabrony

Source: Equestria Daily

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KendiKens in PonyVille(part one)

posted by KendiKens

-Oh,great,everything is ready,-said Twilight.
-Yeah,but why are we all here again,-asked regenbogen Dash.
-KendiKens is coming in PonyVille today.I want everything just perfect,-said Twilight.
-Wait,let me get this right....KENDIKENS IS COMING HERE,ALL THE WAY FROM CANTERLOT,-asked Rarity,very happy.
-Well,yes,but,-said Twilight.
-Oh,really,-asked Flutter Shy.
-That is damn great,-said apfel, apple Jack.
-You hear girls,KendiKens is coming to PonyVille,YAY,-said apfel, apple Bloom.
-Hello my little ponies,-said KendiKens.
-You are here,you are really here,-said Sweetie Belle.
-Oh yeah,the greatest flier of all times...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Weiter morning, everypony tried out Sacred Symphony's plan. They walked around the compound, and poured the dirt on the ground, and kicked it in. Some of the ponies even poured dirt in gardens that the ponies were creating. After that, the gardeners would rake the dirt until it blended in.

Meanwhile

Shredder: *Marching with other ponies* Alright fella's, look sharp! *stops*
Ponies: *Dropping dirt*
Shredder: *Watching*
Ponies: *Kicking in dirt*
Shredder: That look's sharp! *Continues marching*
Gilda: *Walking towards gardens*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Gilda* Princess...
Celestia: Oh *sees Gilda, and...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Weiter morning, Bartholomew, and Jade were walking around the camp with a few other ponies.

Bartholomew: So, what I'm thinking is that the woods should be only two hundred, and thirty five feet from any of the huts that we're digging from.
Jade: We got to get somepony to get the real measurement from here to the woods.
Bartholomew: That would be impossible. Has Shredder gotten us any maps of Germaneigh yet?
Jade: No, not yet. He's still working on getting a pick for Pablo.

Near the washdown.

Sigmund: *Turning handle*
Rainbow Dash: *Helping Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Pulls off handle*

Water soon shot out,...

Coco Pummel

added by ChibiEmmy

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The Adventures of regenbogen Dash episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >> link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, regenbogen Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 2

Magnum Horse

One Tag regenbogen Dash went to get a newspaper. She was very eager to read the news until..

Rainbow Dash: *Reading newspaper* Whoa. Four ponies in a car die? What is all this about? *Goes to Sugarcube corner*

At sugarcube corner

Pinkie Pie: *Making candy*
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives*...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Episode 8 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A few of the bullets nearly hit Snips, but soon we were up in the air, and away from Nazi Forces, heading back to Ponyville

Sean: *gives book to Spike*
Spike: *reads book* Twilight joined them?
Sean: Yeah. We decided not to tell Du until now.
Spike: I can't believe Twilight would do such a thing.
Sean: And Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon.
Spike: All three of them?
Sean: Eeyup. But it's not as interesting from the one name that's missing.
Spike: What name is that Sean?
Sean: I have it in this book. *gives it to Spike* I think you'll find it amusing.
Spike: *opens book*

Spike flipped through...

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Party Village-Chapter one-The Missing Gem part one-

posted by rockinpony

My character-Wildberry.

--Hi. This is my first MLP story. My friend, natasha1830, read it and sagte it was good. So i wanted to put it on here. I hope you'll like it--

My name is Wildberry. I was born in Berryville, where we grow the best fruits in all of Equestria! I'm a unicorn. I have a violet-red coat, a blue mane & tail(with yellow highlights), and my cutie mark is a two cherry's. I got the name 'Wildberry', 'cause when i was a filly, i used to gallop to anypony oder anyplace that i saw! I also jumped around everywhere. That's when my parents decided to call me Wildberry; so the name stuck, and i was no longer...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven Von Mr. Black's goons were following Con.

Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch pony 13: *driving car*
Dutch pony 5: *Sitting Weiter to Dutch pony 13*
Dutch pony 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch pony 35: *Sitting Weiter to Dutch pony 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch pony 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch pony 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch pony 46: *Follows Dutch pony 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch pony 5: *Shoots window*...

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Party Village-Chapter one-The Missing Gem part two-

posted by rockinpony

My character-Windle

We arrived to Party Village the Weiter Tag at 5:00 in the morning. "Really? It took 12 hours to arrive? When i came here as a filly, it only took 45 Minuten to get here." i said. I didn't sleep the whole night. I just couldn't fall asleep, so instead of trying i studied Mehr about the 'Gem' that generates this village. "Woof-woof?" barked Lola "Huh? Oh nothing Lola. Just thinking about the time i visited here; and shh! Everypony is still asleep here. It's only 5:00 in the morning too. So bark softly, OK?" i told her. She nodded a yes. Apparently i understand Tiere of all kind. "Uh Wildberry?...

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

The kreis comes in from the right. When it stops, the lightning bolt appears with the name WindWakerGuy430

Newark, Neigh Jersey. 2002

Pierce: *Walks out of the airport, and into a taxi* Ah, it feels great to be back.
Taxi Pony: Where to?
Pierce: Stop anywhere on Canal Street.
Taxi Pony: *Drives the car*
Police Ponies: *Turning on sirens on their car*
Taxi Pony: Aw, what the hell? *Stops*
Police Pony: *Opens taxi door* Mr. Hawkins, come with us.
Pierce: *Gets out of the taxi, and...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom grabbed a sip of water, and then discussed his last topic.

Tom: Yeah, we all Liebe different Tiere smaller than us while also having four legs.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: But some ponies also Liebe humans. Many Liebe breeding them, riding them, and racing them. Of course, 90% of the entire population around the world loves racing. It doesn't have to be with humans. It mostly involves cars. Many of Du may not know this, but Du get into races on several different occasions. It mostly involves time. You're in a race to get to work on time, you're in a race to get something from the grocery...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run Von thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: Zeigen business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you....

Gran Turismo Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get Du out!
Mare: It's...