Fluttershy: All servants of Queen Chrysalis found in these woods must be... destroyed!
Twilight: Wait! We're not changelings! Me and Saten are ponies! (points at Spike) And he's a dragon!
Pinkie: A likely story! Do something dragonish!
Spike: [belches]
Pinkie: [wheezes] That works..
Fluttershy: The servants of Chrysalis will do ANYTHING to save their evil skins!
Zecora: Stop! If they are changelings we'll soon see. Though I think they're not what they appear to be.
Saten: (groans) Oh god, not HER again.
Twilight: (shushes him)
Saten: (groans annoyedly)
Twilight: Zecora! Please, Du have to listen.
Zecora: (ignores her) Beneath this salve, no changeling hides, for it reveals the truth inside.
Pinkie: What does it mean?
Zecora: The meaning is far worse, I see, for it is we who should not be.
Twilight: I think I can explain.
Zecora: I'm sure Du can, but let's not talk here. Chrysalis and her army will soon draw near!
Saten: Du mean that giant bug lady, who was strangely kinda hot?
Twilight: Is that any girl that Du DON'T find hot!?
Saten: ... Granny Smith, maybe
Zecora: Uhhh, anyway.. The changelings took over not long ago. Though I'll wager in your world that isn't so.
Twilight: Chrysalis and her army tried to take over Canterlot, but my Friends and I stopped her.
Zecora: Those Friends as Du know them are not here
Twilight: Wait! We're not changelings! Me and Saten are ponies! (points at Spike) And he's a dragon!
Pinkie: A likely story! Do something dragonish!
Spike: [belches]
Pinkie: [wheezes] That works..
Fluttershy: The servants of Chrysalis will do ANYTHING to save their evil skins!
Zecora: Stop! If they are changelings we'll soon see. Though I think they're not what they appear to be.
Saten: (groans) Oh god, not HER again.
Twilight: (shushes him)
Saten: (groans annoyedly)
Twilight: Zecora! Please, Du have to listen.
Zecora: (ignores her) Beneath this salve, no changeling hides, for it reveals the truth inside.
Pinkie: What does it mean?
Zecora: The meaning is far worse, I see, for it is we who should not be.
Twilight: I think I can explain.
Zecora: I'm sure Du can, but let's not talk here. Chrysalis and her army will soon draw near!
Saten: Du mean that giant bug lady, who was strangely kinda hot?
Twilight: Is that any girl that Du DON'T find hot!?
Saten: ... Granny Smith, maybe
Zecora: Uhhh, anyway.. The changelings took over not long ago. Though I'll wager in your world that isn't so.
Twilight: Chrysalis and her army tried to take over Canterlot, but my Friends and I stopped her.
Zecora: Those Friends as Du know them are not here
"Well.. I guess I should get going" Ditto said, starting to leave.
"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would Du feel about being the Weiter captain?" Celestia asked.
".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.
"As Du may oder may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter Du are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.
"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.
"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me Zeigen Du to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.
"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would Du feel about being the Weiter captain?" Celestia asked.
".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.
"As Du may oder may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter Du are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.
"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.
"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me Zeigen Du to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.