Saten Twist Adventures: S3E4 PART 7 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by Canada24

Fluttershy: All servants of Queen Chrysalis found in these woods must be... destroyed!

Twilight: Wait! We're not changelings! Me and Saten are ponies! (points at Spike) And he's a dragon!

Pinkie: A likely story! Do something dragonish!

Spike: [belches]

Pinkie: [wheezes] That works..

Fluttershy: The servants of Chrysalis will do ANYTHING to save their evil skins!

Zecora: Stop! If they are changelings we'll soon see. Though I think they're not what they appear to be.

Saten: (groans) Oh god, not HER again.

Twilight: (shushes him)

Saten: (groans annoyedly)

Twilight: Zecora! Please, Du have to listen.

Zecora: (ignores her) Beneath this salve, no changeling hides, for it reveals the truth inside.

Pinkie: What does it mean?

Zecora: The meaning is far worse, I see, for it is we who should not be.

Twilight: I think I can explain.

Zecora: I'm sure Du can, but let's not talk here. Chrysalis and her army will soon draw near!

Saten: Du mean that giant bug lady, who was strangely kinda hot?

Twilight: Is that any girl that Du DON'T find hot!?

Saten: ... Granny Smith, maybe

Zecora: Uhhh, anyway.. The changelings took over not long ago. Though I'll wager in your world that isn't so.

Twilight: Chrysalis and her army tried to take over Canterlot, but my Friends and I stopped her.

Zecora: Those Friends as Du know them are not here

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 9 is beginning

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie ran to the teleporter, while Applejack, and Twilight went to the core.

Applejack: As soon as they turn on the teleporter, we'll activate the core, and go meet up with them.
Twilight: *Nods, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout* I wirr not stop, untir Du are arr destroyed.
Rainbow Dash: *Turns on the teleporter, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout. It drops an insta-kill, so she goes to pick it up*
Sweetie Belle: Insta-kill.
Rainbow Dash: pony up zombies! It's time to die! *Kills four zombies with one shot from her shotgun*
Pinkie Pie: *Stabbing...

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Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*

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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.

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Süßigkeiten Sunshine: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.

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Candy: I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Weiter to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
regenbogen Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to Du in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do Du want to talk...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 6 : The Crimson Dance part 1

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"I don't wanna die... I don't wanna live... I'll just drift between those two states... And I'll become death itself..."

Darkness - *stands up and holds on Thanathos shoulder*
Thanathos - Hm? Du woke up fool.
Darkness - Please... Tell me... Truth...
Thanathos - What... Don't tell me... Don't say it...
Darkness - What I really am...
Thanathos - Du don't want to know...
Darkness - Never mind... Even if I'm just an monster... I have Ponies to protect.
Thanathos - *turns around*
Darkness - I'm not alone anymore...
Thanathos - Idiot... *hugs him* Du never was alone......

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: Du still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, oder do Du wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* Du know where to sign in?
Larry: Von the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...

MLP Crossover

added by Windwakerguy430

Ponies On The Rails Episode 105 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E3 Part 6

posted by Canada24

Applejack: Du out-nightmared the scariest part of the mais maze!

Twilight Sparkle: How did Du do all this?!

Fluttershy: After Du left, I realized that I wasn't ready to give up on Nightmare Night. So I asked Sword if I could try to make the maze even scarier for my friends.

Rainbow Dash: Du came up with all of this?

Fluttershy: I had some help. Angel – Jäger der Finsternis was the scary figure that kept scurrying after Du in the maze. Fuzzy Legs made the sticky Wand that made it difficult for Du to see and move. And, of course, Harry was the especially scary monster.

Harry: [growls happily]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow!...

CHiPs 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Weiter morning at CHP headquarters.

CHP Ponies: *In the breifing room*
Sargent Getraer: Okay, I hope Du all watched the Wonderbolts perform with Chitwood yesterday. The Zeigen was great.
Bobby: Better than great. Spectacular.
Arthur: I was too busy babysitting my neice to watch.
Sargent Getraer: The Zeigen will be available to buy on blu strahl, ray for fifty dollars.
Barry: When?
Sargent Getraer: One week. Now enough talking, time to work. Get out there, and do your job.
CHP Ponies: *Leaving*
Frank: *Walks into Harlan's garage* How's everything Harlan?
Harlan: One window has been replaced. The other one...

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 8

posted by Canada24

Moon Dancer: What is this?

Saten: It's a party.

Lemon: For you.

Pinkie: (pops out cake) Surprise!

Twilight Sparkle: Come on in!

Moon Dancer: Thanks but no thanks. I don't do parties.

Twilight: I know. And I think it's my fault... Back when we were in school together, Du invited me to a party. I was so focused on my studies that I didn't Zeigen up.

Moon Dancer: Big deal!

Twilight: It WAS a big deal... And now that I realize how important friendship is, I'd like to make up for my mistake with a new party... A party in honor of my friend Moon Dancer! Please, you've got to let me make this up to you. Moon...

CHiPs 2 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Weiter day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. Du think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* Hey Ponch, Du finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Weiter morning, Case cracker was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do Du think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello Du three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...

1960 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The taxi stopped at a car rental place just north of Los Angeles.

Karl: Thanks. *Pays the taxi pony 3 bucks, and walks into the car rental place*
Car Rental Pony: Hi, welcome to Hertz.
Karl: I'm heading into Seattle, and I need a car built during, oder after 1956.
Car Rental Pony: Well most of our cars here were built before 1956, but I'm sure we'll find something just right for you.
Karl: Good.

Both of them walked out to the back, where most of the cars were.

Car Rental Pony: How about this Volvo? It was built last year.
Karl: Eh, I'll pass. I don't want to try driving a foreign car just yet....

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, Facebook

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On The Block Episode 12 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

Mr. Beddler was talking to all of his employees.

Edwina: Who saw Anchorman 2?
Gary: I did. Great movie.
Tim: I hated it. I thought Into The Woods was better.
Audience: *Booing*
Tim: WHAT?!!
Gary: Into The Woods is gay.
Audience: *Cheering*
Gary: *Points hoof into the air* I have saved the show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, shut up.
Ponies: *Listening to Mr....

papillon Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: This part has no dialogue until the ending

When papillon fell off a cliff, and into a river he fell asleep from a dart that hit him.

Papillon: *Wakes up*
Tribe Ponies: *Standing in a kreis looking at Papillon*
Papillon: *Slowly stands up*

The tribal ponies were very pleased to meet him, and accepted him into the tribe.

Tribal Mares: *Walking out of the ocean carrying buckets full of waters, and oysters*
Papillon: *Sitting on a boot that has been placed upside down*
Tribal Mare: *Smiles at papillon as she walks past him*
Papillon: *Smiles*

The Weiter day, the chief saw Papillon's butterfly...

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Saten Twist Adventures Season 2: Episode one (set in Simple Ways)..

posted by Canada24

I need to work practise my novel like writing..
So this story won't be written as a script like the other episodes are written as..

The story begins with when Rarity shows Trenderhoof around Ponyville, specifically spots that will serve as venues for the Ponyville Days festival events, and Trenderhoof is moderately impressed. However, he seems particularly taken with Sweet apfel, apple Acres, especially applejack the moment he sees her. The travel writer becomes instantly smitten with the farm-pony and calls her the pony of his dreams, devastating Rarity, and she ended up leaving.

PROBABLY THE Weiter DAY....

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papillon Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're Weiter job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are Du waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching Schmetterlinge was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them Du idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees schmetterling on...

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ASDF pony 1 (WIP)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Pinkie Pie: *giggles*
Twilight Sparkle: you're an equestria girl
Pinkie Pie: *cries*
regenbogen Dash: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes, regenbogen Dash?
regenbogen Dash: We have an Equestria Girl.
a few Sekunden later
regenbogen Dash: TASTE THE regenbogen MOTHERBUCKER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Octavia: Vinyl Vinyl!
Vinyl Scratch: What? What?
Octavia: *cries* MY BOWTIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL ME AHHHH
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah, I'm gonna go...wub.
Octavia: nyehhh...
Bowtie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Octavia: OHHHHHHHHHHHH